12 Responses to “Sicko marriage contract for the ages”

1. danish person Says:
   March 26th, 2006 at 11:45 am

   Hi SM

   You asked in a previous post
   “Now if only there was a pimp college, where you can study pimpology and become a certified PIMP?”

   I think this guy have the information for you

2. The Sandmonkey Says:
   March 26th, 2006 at 12:49 pm

   DP, I respectfully disagree.

   This man did not go to PIMP college, and if he did, he must’ve flunked out, due to the fact that unlike a real PIMP, he couldn’t get the woman to agree to his demands. PIMPs have the ability to convince women anything, like to sleep with other men for money AND give them the money afterwards. This man couldn’t even convince his soon-to-be wife to agree to his demands, and we all know no self-respecting PIMP would marry someone, let alone require a contract from said woman to do what he wants.

   All joking aside, the dude is disgusting and perverted. I mean, it’s funny until you relaize that he was totally serious and he almost convinced that woman to marry him. I mean, kudos to her for running away from him, but jeez, how desperate do you have to be to fall for a guy that wants to even dominate how you shave your netehr regions and what kind of udnerwear you want to wear AND have you sign off on it in a contract?

3. forsoothsayer Says:
   March 26th, 2006 at 2:46 pm

   actually celebrities and other nomral persons often have contracts of this level of detail and intrusiveness. depending on the country’s legal system, the courts will strike down these contracts according to the usual rules of contract invalidation (duress, undue influence, etc) and often in a lot of toher cases. so don’t worry.

4. The Sandmonkey Says:
   March 26th, 2006 at 2:55 pm

   forsooth,

   Normal persons? Normal????

5. Rebecca Says:
   March 26th, 2006 at 3:02 pm

   at least he allowed her to have a small patch of pubic hair of any shape, I mean WOW she must feel so free.

6. Jen Says:
   March 26th, 2006 at 4:13 pm

   First of all, this was NOT a contract. He expressly stated that it was not a contract, but list of expectations. And even if it were, forsoothsayer, US courts do not honor slavery agreements. Could you imagine trying to get that one notarized at the post office? “Hi! Are you a notary public?” “Yes. Can I help you?” “Yeah, could you please notarize this contract?” “Sure! Let’s take a look at it…oh sweet Jesus!” (calling 911)

   P.S. They went to *church*?! WHY? And what on earth did he think about while he was there?!

7. JordanR Says:
   March 26th, 2006 at 6:24 pm

   Right now there must be some very confused polygomist princes in Saudi Arabia thinking “you mean this contract isn’t standard?”

8. danish person Says:
   March 26th, 2006 at 6:39 pm

   Hi SM
   You’re right and I’m wrong
   He would have flunked.

   The first time I heard about the “agreement” was in a local newspaper in a section called something like “weird world”, where they usually present pictures of goats with 2 heads and equally weird stuff.

9. meme Says:
   March 27th, 2006 at 2:44 am

   Me thinks this guy was smoking some stale herbs.

10. jonas Says:
    March 27th, 2006 at 2:46 am

    I think he’ll have to sign a different contract with bruno in cell block D.

11. Melissa in NorCal Says:
    March 27th, 2006 at 9:50 pm

    I almost puked when I read this. Sleeping Withthe Enemy anyone? Creepy!

12. forsoothsayer Says:
    March 28th, 2006 at 6:38 am

    by normal i mean unfamous.
    u.s. courts honour practically any contract. they’re a lot more lenient than other places about contractual freedom. you do not need to have a contract notarized. but if it wasn’t a contract (the defintion of which is quite defined) then fine.

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