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Tuesday, 16 May 2006

We are all Crayzeeeeeeeeee

The crazy terrorism syndrome reaches Saudi. According to this Al Arabiya article , the Saudi interior ministry declared that the guy who opened fire at the American Consulate in Saudi was- get this- CRAZY. This, of course, makes all egyptians laugh (you should see the comments in the article's comments section. Funny ass shit) because this is our government's excuse. The Bani Mazar massacre? The suspect is crazy. The Church attacks? The attacker was, say it with me, crazy! The woman who went inside that Museum and started breaking statuesand antiquities because of the Mufti's Fatwa that statues are a form of idolatry? Yess, you betcha, crazier than a one-legged asian line-dancer. And now the dude that fired at the consulate in Saudi is also crazy. How convenient, no?

There are only 2 possible explanations for this: 1) There is a crazy-inducing virus running amok in the middle-east or 2) There is a whole new terrorist organization that's comprised of crazy people. The Crazy Brotherhood so to speak. The CB. And they too, like the MB, started in Egypt. Oh man, we rock! Trendsetters, that's what we are!

sigh…. 


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29 Responses to “We are all Crayzeeeeeeeeee”

  1. tommy Says:

    What? No “look ma, I’m crazeeeeeeeeeee” photo like last time?

  2. JordanR Says:

    How could Saudi Arabia teach an entire generation to hate the curropt infidels in their grade 7 textbooks and then play dumb on the causes of terrorism?

    SM, I am curious, what are Egyption textbooks like?

  3. CMAR II Says:

    Hmm…Perhaps the “Crazy Brotherhood” would be a suitable alternate name for the Muslim Brotherhood. Clearly that is the government’s position.

  4. BornIn1965 Says:

    He was probably (gasp!) A JEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW too!

    ;-)

  5. A. Says:

    woman breaking statues:

    I did know about this funny mufti, but I did not know that someone already freaked out. Sandmonkey, could you please, please post a link? This story really sounds interesting…

  6. The Sandmonkey Says:

    There is no link. It was in sout el omma. It was the statues in the Ahmad shawkat museum I think. I was gonna post it, decided against it.

  7. Hyscience Says:

    All Those ‘Crazyeeee… ‘ Muslims

    That crazy terrorism syndrome has apparently reached Saudi Arabia.

  8. James M Says:

    When that guy at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill drove his truck through the crowd on campus, the media started writing him off as “just crazy” too.

    This is what happens when you let people across the border without any public health screening or quarantines. You get middle eastern crazy-inducing viruses all over the place.

    Pardon me, I have to go boil everything I own now.

  9. eee Says:

    > 2) There is a whole new terrorist organization that’s comprised of crazy people.

    Yeah, the US and their minions.

  10. Drima aka SudaneseThinker Says:

    Afghani apostate crazy… this woman crazy… and now Sudanese apostate also probably gonna be “crazy”… shyte they’re the ones who should be called freakin crazy… damn… CRAZY!

    http://sudanesethinker.blogspot.com/2006/05/sudanese-priest-arrested-for.html

  11. d00d Says:

    I think people in Egypt should start using the phrase “crazier than a craphouse rat!”, as it looks like they would get lots of oppurtunities to use it.

    It’s fun, imagine the guy on tv saying “And finally tonight, we bring you humorous footage of Internet blog commenter ‘eee’, who witnesses described as looking ‘crazier than a craphouse rat’ when he was seen crapping in his hand and flinging it at passing cars in busy downtown Cairo traffic earlier this afternoon.”

  12. eee Says:

    Trying to be as crazy as the citizens of Amnesia is hard.

    Imagine the benign task to kill - at least - 5.000.000 american children
    as a retaliation for the iraqi infanticide managed by the scum of the
    earth from Washington in the early 90’s.

    Can you imagine any other nation on earth, that would happily murder
    five million children - except for the US or their genocidal proxy-killer -
    while claiming to be blessed by God, being a victim of “International ter-
    rorism”?

    To what kind of GOD do these animals pray? A GOD who wants and
    appreciates the blood of hundred thousands of children?

    Some say, that Israel should be wiped from the map.
    I think we need a more radical solution, it’s the US which needs to be
    wiped from the map.

  13. Karen Says:

    eee, you are such a geek. The language that you use is sooo strange. Are you a sociology major perhaps? Maybe specializing in Marxist ideology? Or are you just a citizen of some disgruntled third world muslim “Country”?

  14. tommy Says:

    Karen,

    Knock it off! That isn’t nice. Everyone knows that eee’s field of study is “postmodern deconstructionist Islamo-Arabic cultural anthropology.” Mere Sociology!? How insulting!

  15. mike Says:

    eee, is angrylibyan. He doesn’t study anything and proves it daily.

  16. Karen Says:

    I don’ t know Tommy, his ideas remind me more of the propaganda that some of my sociology profs. spewed. My soc/cult anthropology professors didn’t spread such garbage. Although, that was a long time ago and things may have changed. On the other hand, maybe Mike is right and he doesn’t study anything. Or maybe his life is “crappy” or he gets his information from the same sources as the Sandmonkey’s aunts. Who knows?! The possibilities are endless.

  17. Set you free Says:

    eee:

    So good to laugh with you again.

    I’ve been away for a while and it’s good to see you’re just as entertaining as ever.

  18. eee Says:

    > Are you a sociology major perhaps?

    No - I’m in the fascist preemption business.

    To kill 5 million american children - an eye for an eye - is a moral
    imperative to stop you.

  19. yochanan Says:

    eee look in the miror you are the fascist

  20. eee Says:

    > you are the fascist

    No. Killing you and your family in retaliation for the zillions that
    you or your government - that YOU approved - have killed.

    An eye for an eye ….

    You should know the theme.

  21. Karen Says:

    eee you exaggerate yet again! The Zillions. Come on now.

  22. eee Says:

    While american children should be starved out or killed
    by diseases caused by polluted water - the american style
    of infanticide in Iraq - their parents should die from cancer
    - more DU please - kidney diseases and diabetes - by cut-
    ting of all drug supplies.
    Especially the palestinians will like this idea.

    But some individuals should be beaten to death - like Mr.
    Dilawar in Bagram - or suffocated as the iraqi general -
    whose name I can’t remember at the moment.

    And after the Iraqis are finished with you, the Afghans you’ve
    one “liberated” should be the next - destroying all mayor
    american cities similar to Kabul.

    Then we have the Vietnamese, which will pollute your water
    and soil with agent orange, so that you’re gonna have babies
    which look like monsters.

    And then ….

    There are really many people outside your fortress - but remember
    what you did with the native american indians - which would really
    enjoy to retaliate.

  23. Karen Says:

    eee, instead of rubbing your hands together will glee as you plot your revenge upon the evil Americans, why don’t you put all that negative energy into maybe something positive like say helping the black/muslims of Darfur who are being brutalized and slaughtered in the hundreds of thousands by their Arab/muslim brothers in Sudan.

  24. eee Says:

    > revenge upon the evil Americans

    You agree to be evil? Agree that your kids deserve to be starved out
    as the kids of the Iraqis in the early 90s? That your elderly deserve
    to die because of being cutted off from the required medicine - see
    palestine today.
    That you brother deserves to be tortured to death - like those in
    Bagram, Abu Ghraib or else.. That you deserve to give birth to
    a monster with no spine - to pay for vietnam?
    That this should take place at a checkpoint of the master race with
    its builtin right to loot, rob and steal?

    Did you had a look in a mirror recently?

  25. Karen Says:

    eee, I look in the mirror several times a day and I like what I see. If the U.S. is so evil, why is the whole world trying to move there and nobody is trying to move to the lovely Arab Countries of the middle east?

  26. eee Says:

    The uglier and filthier people are, the more
    attractive they appear to themselves.

    Kind of a Stockholm-syndrome.

    Eat sand.

  27. Karen Says:

    I’m not talking about my looks, gomer. I see a good person. One who can live with her actions. You on the other hand, who supports the murder of civillians are the one who is UGLY! And probably on the outside too.

  28. eee Says:

    Eat more sand - it makes you look better.

  29. Karen Says:

    Thanks for the advice eee. But if it is something you are doing, I doubt it will have any positive affect.

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