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June 22nd, 2006 at 1:13 pm
Uhhhh…
ermmmm…….
I think that speedo is photoshopped onto him.
June 22nd, 2006 at 1:34 pm
No. It isn’t. I watched the trailer.
Aargh, aargh, aargh!
June 22nd, 2006 at 2:01 pm
Imagine the balls ( no pun intended ) it takes to do something like. Alig G is the man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 22nd, 2006 at 3:47 pm
I love Sacha Baron Cohen. He and Jack Black are my guilty pleasures.
June 22nd, 2006 at 3:56 pm
Mr. Cohen is one funny Jew
June 22nd, 2006 at 4:36 pm
Allah, allah, allah, al-humdallah The Borat movie has finally arrived. SM what would I do without you, I have been trying to track down info about the Borat movie for a while now. If Anyone is not familiar with Borat I will post some borat movies on my blog for your viewing pleasure, Sascha Baron Cohen, is the Funniest Jew since Mel Brooks!
June 22nd, 2006 at 4:41 pm
Gary, I watched the trailer too, and yes, that suit Borat is wearing is real.
If anyone wants to see more bizarre (nsfw) “bathing suits” for men, check out http://www.koalaswim.com. Warning: not for the faint of heart. The site states that you have to be 18yrs or older to enter (and with good reason, too). Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
June 22nd, 2006 at 5:58 pm
I am dying to see the movie, since I don’t have cable and never saw Da Ali G show. But I do have the series in my queue on netflix
June 22nd, 2006 at 6:41 pm
coon said:
“Mr. Cohen is one funny Jew”
Correction my friend. He might be the most HILARIOUS jew I’ve ever seen in my entire life!
I love Ali G…especially Borat.
I love U.S. and A. !!!
June 22nd, 2006 at 6:53 pm
Egypeter -
Cm’on, he doesn’t even approach the genius of Charlie Chaplin.
But then again… different times, different funny Jews
June 22nd, 2006 at 7:19 pm
Yeah, just slightly different times
Hey, I left you a comment on “Sandmonkey Exposed”…go check it out.
June 23rd, 2006 at 1:59 am
That is one dsiturbing dude.
June 23rd, 2006 at 2:24 am
The trailer looks hilarious, if the whole movie is anything like that, I’m seeing it for sure.
June 23rd, 2006 at 3:33 am
Oh. My. God.
As a person who studies Central Asia, that trailer just made me…What? (Think of a combination of snorting milk out one’s nose, combined with an amazed jawdrop, and huccup.) I have to see this. I have to.
This looks …good.
F
June 23rd, 2006 at 5:26 am
I love that suit!
You know… I’ve searched through every swim suit in Nelle’s link(#7) & I still can’t find one like that. It must be custom made.
And, I find that Kazakhstan is a real country!?!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazakhstan
I just thought it was a fictitious place & the scenes were filmed in a place like Georgia.
They must love him back home!
June 23rd, 2006 at 9:01 am
I think that Cohen should be made responsible for solving the Arab-Israeli crisis! Who can stand against him? Whatever Jews may have done wrong in the past, Cohen atones for ALL of their sins. In fact, I think he is so freaking funny, I would rather have him as President than Mubarak! Ali G for President of Egypt! Any one interested in starting this campaing? I am FREAKING serious!
June 23rd, 2006 at 2:52 pm
omg, that is soooo wrong. LMAO
June 23rd, 2006 at 3:50 pm
Ali G, Borat, and Bruno…. so funny.
June 23rd, 2006 at 9:08 pm
Thats what nearly killed me while I watched the trailer, sipping milky coffee, Chris… Not only is this a real place– its somewhat accurately portrayed, in a buffoonish, and wickedly satyrical way. Alot of the DETAILS were right! that makes the funny, well, all the more funny. Like Napolean Dynamite, or when Sam tells the stories about his aunt, and her delusions about Joooos. Its funny, ’cause its TRUE.
F
June 24th, 2006 at 1:55 am
The scenes in Kazakhastan are filmed in Romania, not Kazakhastan. The Kazakhastani govt tried to sue him.
Nouri
June 24th, 2006 at 5:14 am
Gee, found out he’s really British.
I was fooled!
Oh well, he’s still funny
BTW, Nouri, what was the charge in the case?
June 24th, 2006 at 8:50 am
Borat is great. But myself I prefer Jerry Seinfeld.
June 24th, 2006 at 2:23 pm
My sister’s boyfriend is Moldovan. He has been to Kazakhastan, and just about pissed his pants watching this. He said this is pretty close!
June 24th, 2006 at 3:21 pm
So this swimming suit she is wearing oops! he is wearing is suppose to be funny. Jerry Seinfield. It is a great insult to Jerry to bring him in the same sentence as this faggot.
June 24th, 2006 at 4:38 pm
“In Khazikstan, national pasttimes are disco dancing, table tennis and rape”
June 24th, 2006 at 6:12 pm
What a disgusting piece of shit this guy is (sticking my finger in my mouth and ready to puke)
June 24th, 2006 at 6:43 pm
Chris in Manitoba–the Canadian government just called. They’re transfering your citizenship to the U.S. due to your understanding of geography.
Welcome to our country.
June 24th, 2006 at 9:02 pm
Twosret and Sheila - you hate him just because he’s Jewish, don’t you?
*snigger*
June 24th, 2006 at 10:58 pm
BTW, Nouri, what was the charge in the case?
Basically defaming Kazakhastan. The president either issued a statement or made a speech after the Euro music awards where he did his act saying that he and Kazakhastan were very offended by the representation of the country and wanted him to stop in respect.
June 25th, 2006 at 12:25 am
“It is a great insult to Jerry to bring him in the same sentence as this faggot.”
And Jerry Seinfeld is not Jewish?
June 25th, 2006 at 12:57 am
Twosret:
Main Entry: 1hu·mor
Pronunciation: ‘hyü-m&r, ‘yü-
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English humour, from Middle French humeur, from Medieval Latin & Latin; Medieval Latin humor, from Latin humor, umor moisture; akin to Old Norse vokr damp, Latin humEre to be moist, and perhaps to Greek hygros wet
…
3 a : that quality which appeals to a sense of the ludicrous or absurdly incongruous b : the mental faculty of discovering, expressing, or appreciating the ludicrous or absurdly incongruous c : something that is or is designed to be comical or amusing
synonym see WIT
June 25th, 2006 at 1:09 am
So I’m suppose to laugh now?
June 25th, 2006 at 2:11 am
Twosret -
It is not up to me, whether you laugh or not. But laughter IS good for you.
I must offer you the usual advice - relax, smoke a joint (or drink some wine if that’s your thing
) and stop looking for slights where there are none…
Are you having a bad day or something?
June 25th, 2006 at 6:14 am
The president of Kazakhastan wanted to sue him - then his daughter came out and said that she loved him. What to do. See You Tube for film clips.
June 26th, 2006 at 11:48 pm
EF3 that is fing hilarious! His daughter loves him.
Read the entire comments section and “big ups” wabba wabba to the Monkey of Sand for the tip to this must see movie.
1) Sasha is out of his mind and is British. Politically I believe he’s way on the British PC Left though.
2) He is funny as hell at times.
3) His and Seinfeld is like comparing Cosby and Pryor. See Raw where Eddie Murphy talks about this.
4) Chaplin is a genius and the forefather, and Cosby’s idol, by the way. Funny story - Chaplin is playing a hotel in the very early 1900’s…. he goes with his kids to the pool and the guard cautiously approaches him and informs him that Jews are not allowed to swim in the pool, he apologizes. Shocked, Chaplin replies, “Well then can my kids go in up to their knees?”…. (kids were half Jewish) That’s real humor from truth and pain.
5) Mel Brooks can be hilarious… History of the World Part I…. Blazing Saddles.
Mike
September 29th, 2006 at 5:48 am
Sasha Cohen never been to Kazakhstan, not even to the neigboring countries. Majority of Kazakhstanis are muslims and Asian. Kazakhstan is second fastest growing economy after China. People who say that Cohen portrays Kazakhstan pretty accurate, are either stupid or mad. How can you say something like this? when you don’t even know where Kazakhstan is, by the way it is 9th largest country in the world. In reality Cohen shows a mirror image of western society with its stereotypes, ignorance, stupidity, lack of broad education.
September 30th, 2006 at 2:24 am
Kazhaki’s ( Kazakhstani’s ) should be happy that he is doing all this
advertising of their country for FREE.
Maybe sasha cohen should send them a bill when he is done.
He put their country on the map!
April 18th, 2007 at 8:35 pm
(To the tune of Spider man)…. Speedo Man, Speedo Man….Does whatever he thinks he can…. Has a bulge right in front… Thinks he’s a man but he’s really not… Hey there, there goes the Speedo Man… In the brigh sunshine at the beach everytime…. Like flash of light… His privates wrapped in neon lime…. (return to chorus)….