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Tuesday, 4 Jul 2006

Don’t feed them

The Anti-war crowd is having a hunger-strike in front of the White House. Participants will include: Cindy Sheehan, Sean Penn and Susan Surrandon. I would've urged that Bush wouldn't budge to their demands on the hope that they would starve to death, but, ehh, then I read this:

Others, including Penn, Sarandon, novelist Alice
Walker and actor Danny Glover will join a "rolling" fast, a relay in
which 2,700 activists pledge to refuse food for at least 24 hours, and
then hand over to a comrade. 

A rolling fast. LOL. That will show the facists. We won't eat for 24 houres. Take that Bushitler!

Dude, that ain't a hungerstrike, that's called being a Model. Add throwing up to the ceremony and you will just be demonstrating Hollywood's eating patterns. 

Just when you think they can't possibly get sillier..


16 Responses to “Don’t feed them”

  1. Amgad Says:

    SM, your points of view and your style bear a lot of similarity with that of Fox news channel. This post looks as if it comes from Bill O’Reilly’s Talking Points Memo and his “Most Ridiculous Item of the Day”

  2. Chip Says:

    If something is ridiculous no amount of media polish fixes the underlying stupidity. Even O’Reilly is right sometimes. I’m skipping breakfast for world peace. But I’m drinking coffee for the Third-World farmers.

  3. Andrew Brehm Says:

    A 24-hour fast is not really so difficult. I do that once every year.

    Once again it seems that something that is normal for me is a special act of martyrdom for others!

  4. Miss R Says:

    Andrew Brehm,

    I was just going to say that! You took the words out of my mouth.

    I like the saying: “A brain is a terrible thing to waste.”

  5. Jen Says:

    “Once again it seems that something that is normal for me is a special act of martyrdom for others!”

    I hear you Andrew. I do it once a month. Shouldn’t they do something dramatic for a protest?

  6. Deathway Says:

    The Hollywood left has a bigger cause than the war in Iraq. What is this great cause? It’s their own self-importance!

  7. Nouri Says:

    I love the category that this is filed under “socialist scum”! Hahaha. I had a good laugh at that.

  8. D.B. Shobrawy Says:

    I just hate these people for being so ignorant and self-righteous enough to think anyone would care about their hunger strike and pompous enough to think anyone would take 24 hours seriously.

  9. Steph Says:

    Dude, that ain’t a hungerstrike, that’s called being a Model. Add throwing up to the ceremony and you will just be demonstrating Hollywood’s eating patterns.

    SM, you owe me a new keyboard because I just spit coffee all over mine laughing. Yet again the “Hollywood elite” demonstrate that they are the embodiment of the egotistical and self-absorbed attitude they claim to despise.

  10. Deathway Says:

    Sean Penn: “Look at me! Watch me starve (sort of)! I am a serious actor now! Pleeeeeease turn the cameras to me!”
    Susan Sarandon: “Shut your word hole, Spicoli! I’m the real activist here!”
    Danny Glover: “Hey, bee-otch! You just want to take the spotlight from me, ’cause I’m black!”
    Sean Penn: “So… hungry… need… pot… I mean… need… fooooooood”
    Danny Glover: “Mel Gibson doesn’t even call me anymore, and it’s because I’m black!”
    Danny Glover: “Oh, and I’m hungry and against the war in Iran!”
    Susan Sarandon: “That’s Iraq, and Mel Gibson is a… he’s a… um…”
    Sean Penn: “Getting… faint…”
    Michael Moore (not joining hunger strike): “These people are starving! Shame on you, George Bush! SHAME—ON—YOU!”
    Danny Glover: “Get your fat ass outta my way! You’re blocking the camera!”
    Susan Sarandon: “If only my dear activist husband could be here, but alas, he has a movie to film. Tim will be skipping breakfast though. Damn, I love him.”
    Michael Moore: “Is there anything to eat in this hell hole?”
    Sean Penn: [swoons dramatically]
    Danny Glover: “I’m outta here. Taxi! Taxi! Tax…damn!”
    Susan Sarandon: “Screw it. Pass me a hoagie.”

  11. David Says:

    I am planning on my own 5 hour fast just after lunch.

  12. Crazy White Boy Says:

    Wow, does the movie “Team America” come to anyone’s mind?

  13. eero Says:

    Wow, that’s silly. Not as silly as normal protests, because this gets more media attention with the celebs and unconvetional methods, but silly anyhow.

    A good example of even sillier people would be a handful of people, like egyptian democracy advocates, waving banners and chanting slogans thinking “that’ll show teh evil goverment!!1″ Now that’s a way to get zero media attention.

  14. Roman Kalik Says:

    Oh, for shame. Just when you think that these attention-seeking twats can’t get any worse…

  15. Grimmy Says:

    Darnit all!! I had already gone and saved up travel money and arrainged for days off from work so I could travel to DC and throw food at the starving traitors.

    Now, what am I going to do for my summer fun?

  16. Rev Jim Says:

    Who cares what these folks have to say or do: they’re spoiled, rich, their jobs require that they escape reality, which is easy for them because they have never had to deal with reality.

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