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Wednesday, 9 Aug 2006

Swordfishing

Remember the anti-suicidebombing PSA they planned on airing on arabic channels to convince the arabic youth that such acts are bad? Well, they have been airing it for a month now, and I can't help but chuckle everytime they do. The reason? The people who made it took the opening sequence from Swordfish, with the bullettime 360 degrees damage and carnage shot, and, I dunno, photoshopped Turbans and Hijabs on on the flying extras from the original movie. I am not kidding. It looks really really bad and cheesy. If you doubt me, go here and watch it yourself. Just try not to laugh. It's really really bad, but also really really funny!


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34 Responses to “Swordfishing”

  1. CptEggman Says:

    Awesome! I’m trying to imagine something like this airing on Swiss national TV… Or anywhere in Europe for that matter.

  2. tommy Says:

    The best possible PSA they could make against suicide bombing would be a very graphic display of the aftermath of such a bombing. Show the body parts strewn around. Show the severed head of the suicide bomber. Show the carnage and the gore. Show it all.

  3. Reapo Girl Says:

    today arabic channels, tomorrow u-tube

  4. CptEggman Says:

    Oh, you can get much worse on youtube. Propaganda vids from Islamic Jihad, “Iraqi Resistance” fighting vids, etc.

  5. Reapo Girl Says:

    please post the links to the propaganda vids.

  6. CptEggman Says:

    @Reapo Girl

    Google Video, sorry. You can do a search for “Jihad” on youtube, you’ll get some interesting results.

    Here are some from Google Video: Learn how to to the funky Jihad, A really nice music video and of course lots and lots of those.

  7. SoCalJustice Says:

    The best possible PSA they could make against suicide bombing…..

    Would be to show them that all of the 72-virgins they’re expecting look like this.

  8. Red Tulips Says:

    The best PSA they could show is the bloody and torn apart body of a suicide bomber, followed by a showing of dust in the wind. It’s ashes to ashes, dust to dust. The suicide bomb fuckers are dying for NOTHING. They should should a picture of a rotting corpse of a suicide bomber. “THIS IS WHAT YOU BECOME.”

  9. john Says:

    i thought it was good until the explosion part. the flames looked too fake and the bodies flying through the air was weird. its pretty sad and pathetic that there even needs to be a PSA to tell people not to blow themselves up and murder people. It would be like making a PSA saying that parents shouldn’t molest their children. pretty scary that we’ve come to this point.

  10. Ben Says:

    Well… it’s the best anti-suicide bomber PSA video I’ve ever seen.

  11. HOE Says:

    SM = little Hitler? Silencing any criticisms? You’re not very different from Al-Qaeda: blind, muzzle opposite opnions and refuse to debate. You are a typical mini-dictator.

  12. Jason from Toronto Says:

    HOE SM is now little Hitler? Shit you like go to extremes eh. Oh AND Al-Qaeda. Next you’ll call him Elvis or something.

  13. HOE Says:

    Jason,

    Next I will call him ‘Jason from Toronto’. Childish comments of yours, but this blogs only attracts immature people like yourself.

  14. In the Bullpen » Anti-Suicide Bomb Commercial Says:

    [...] How sad is it that a group has to make a commercial to air on Arabic channels dissuading people from becoming suicide bombers?  The mere concept of such a commercial is rather telling, but there is actually one out there, and Sandmonkey notes it took footage from the movie ‘Swordfish’ (I’ve seen it, but I never got past Halle Berry) and superimposed Arabic clothes. [...]

  15. Jason from Toronto Says:

    Ah like you are the Paragon of Maturity.

    “this blogs only attracts immature people like yourself.”

    well FIRST OFF Mr Mature HOE .. blogs?? wth did you learn your english grammar skills puto?
    2nd) What a comeback .. this from you .. who are here.. in this blog.. going by your own words above.. cannot be very mature

    Riiiiiiight. Anyways. Talk to the hand, PUTO!!

  16. Dirk Says:

    SM = little Hitler? Silencing any criticisms? You’re not very different from Al-Qaeda: blind, muzzle opposite opnions and refuse to debate. You are a typical mini-dictator.

    Say what? Now, you’re not the “we know where you live SM” guy who appeared the other day are you?

    Best PSA would be a simple message from families of victims talking about the loved ones they lost: humanises it, makes you empathise with them. Flying body parts and special effects (if you call it that) is definitely not the way to go

  17. Mideastbeast Says:

    It may be cheesy but it’s definitely better than nothing

  18. Tworset Says:

    This is hillarious, check it out:

    http://www.mahjoob.com/en/friends/sendtofriends.php?cartoonid=1882

    The rocket launchers are Katyusha rocket launchers, and the soldier is the great Shamshon

  19. Ronn Says:

    I think this is great, I don’t know what you’re talking about.

  20. jonru Says:

    Well I think it was produced better than those Pallywood propaganda vids.

  21. Jason from Toronto Says:

    those where propaganda vids.. no no no .. those where classic zombie movies doncha know

  22. Jason from Toronto Says:

    *weren’t

  23. Towrset Says:

    Tworset meant this:

    http://www.mahjoob.com/en/archives/view.php?cartoonid=1882

  24. Nominally Challenged Says:

    Tworset, your link sent me to a form for filling in to send something to someone, rather than to the cartoon itself. Can you repost the link please?

  25. Whoever Says:

    Here is another interesting movie:
    WHY Arabs Need to Be Violent!
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7828123714384920696

  26. Tworset Says:

    Whoever,

    Racial, sweeping generalization?

  27. Dan Irving Says:

    Wow .. it only took 11 comments before Godwin’s Law took effect …

  28. pacific_waters Says:

    By the prophets beard Ahmed, did u see that PSA? Sure changed my mind.

  29. Twosret Says:

    Hey guys,

    someone stole my ID I never posted the above how cheap!!!!!

  30. Jason from Toronto Says:

    You know a propaganda vid is bad when not a min in and jet to show one image or voice.. in just the first block of text, it’s already erroneous. Did the Sinai and Golan just fall off the planet for these people?

  31. Jason from Toronto Says:

    we see that Twosret .. 1st of mispelled and not in green
    that is low

  32. Maayana Says:

    Idea, I imagine (never heard of this campaign) was to break a taboo and dispel - however partially - a mystique.

    I suppose then too, that the producers wanted to be as effective as possible, not to be whatever your idea of high Art is. Means reaching the audience, no? Not you. Propaganda doesn’t have to be elegant.

    That said,

    1) It’s not “cheesy” (you demean the true meaning of cheesiness).

    2) The movies/TV in the Muslim Middle East ARE pretty corny. It’s the exports that aim higher. Anything artsy-fartsy would be — fartsy-fartsying in the wind. (cf. “effective” above).

    You HAVE seen typical dramatizations in Arabic, Turkish, Farsi, right?

    3) Is it better than nothing?

    Lastly, and most important…Just what IS your point?
    You sound nothing more than a snob. Sorry, you’re on - I guess - “my side”.

  33. Maayana Says:

    PS I liked it.

  34. Tony Rae Luthro Says:

    People…
    Quit wasting your time on outdated and backwards religions.
    There are such things are video games and women to interact with. What is the deal with thinking technology and women are deemed as “bad”?
    In reality Scientology and Islam are the same thing…One big lie.
    But hey, there is no shortage of idiots, so they will never run out of “useful” idiots to fuel their cuts.
    Islam’s gaping mouth will always be fed with human flesh. Flesh of it’s own kind, and other kind mind you.
    Let’s face it…In the next 200 years….Islam will be nothing but a bad, bad memory. Like the Nazi’s.

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