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Friday, 22 Sep 2006

A Uniter

Bush is trying to be the Uniter between Krazai and Musharaf , which will most likely fail, because Musharaf is an asshole and Karzai is a pussy.

I would send Dick to do it If I was him. Just for levity! 

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6 Responses to “A Uniter”

  1. Puniqe Says:
    September 22nd, 2006 at 1:18 pm

    Someone has been watching Team America, I see. :)

  2. Hannah Says:
    September 22nd, 2006 at 2:43 pm

    HA HA HA! I was just going to make that comment. Damn, now I have to rent that movie tonight.

  3. tommy Says:
    September 22nd, 2006 at 2:59 pm

    Ah! Two people beat me to it! I love that movie.

    “When you see Alec Baldwin, you see the true ugliness of humanity.”

  4. Puniqe Says:
    September 22nd, 2006 at 4:02 pm

    Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won’t let me enter certain areas.

    Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We’ve been frew this a dozen times. I don’t have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?

    Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN’s collective mind. I’m sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.

    Kim Jong Il: Or else what?

    Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you… and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.

  5. BrooklynJon Says:
    September 22nd, 2006 at 4:52 pm

    SM,
    “Musharaf is an asshole and Karzai is a pussy”

    Anatomically speaking, these positions are not so far apart, after all.

  6. tommy Says:
    September 22nd, 2006 at 6:48 pm

    A few great scenes:

    Everyone has AIDS:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfWnR-HjZp4

    The Film Actors Guild (F.A.G.)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0j2BlwtRZ4

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