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Friday, 22 Sep 2006
.. is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard in my life. While I am all for the capital punishment, I have a feeling that in this specifc case it is found lacking. You gonna kill her for trying to kill herself? She wants to die, morons. Where is the punishment there?
I would sentence failed suicdebombers to live, but to lead very very shitty islamic lives. Like Feed her pork and wine everday and force her to watch gay porn 8 houres a day. Or something like that. Any auggestions? I will take whichever you have to offer!
September 22nd, 2006 at 11:52 am
The question is, will the failed suicide bomber try again? If so, you have two choices - either lock them up for an indefinite period, or execute them.
It is also possible that they might be cured by a skilled cult deprogrammer.
Or possibly a convincing Muslim cleric could persuade them that suicide bombing was a sure route to Hell. However, as this is not true, and involves replacing one false belief in the person’s mind with another, it is not a good solution.
The aim, and the only aim, is to _prevent_ these acts. Forget about “punishment” or “revenge”. Neither brings a single victim back to life, or regrows a leg. Prevention is all that matters.
September 22nd, 2006 at 11:59 am
I would lock them up with really bad beer and nothing but Barbra Streisand albums.
September 22nd, 2006 at 12:00 pm
Oh and Barbra Streisand movies too.
September 22nd, 2006 at 12:57 pm
Nice one Mark
Add some Celine Dion to the mix for the really, really bad ones!
September 22nd, 2006 at 1:04 pm
i think this is a stupid idea. while executing this woman will make sure that she never tries to be a suicide bomber again so would putting her in jail for life, that is of course if her bomb did actually malfuntion instead of her changing her mind. more importantly i think it sets a bad precedent for future suicide bombers that may decide not to detonate themselves. basically the joradanian government is saying if you don’t kill yourself we’ll do it for you for considering it, so the bombers will most likely not change their minds and detonate themselves anyway because they are dead either way.
September 22nd, 2006 at 1:05 pm
markand us i like the idea, and don’t forget to play some whitney houston while you are at it.
September 22nd, 2006 at 1:26 pm
Nah, SM. Killing her without the pleasure of taking some innocent children and grandmas with her is very good punishment. Plus, do you really want to spend your tax money feeding this pervert?
But I’m all for turture. Make her watch “The Simple Life”, starring Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton non-stop for three days. She will crack and give up then names of everyone in her suicide posse in the space of three hours.
September 22nd, 2006 at 1:38 pm
We in the US are too “sensitive” to do the right thing.
General Pershing, fighting in the Phillipines, shot a bunch of mulsim enemy, put them in a ditch, poured pig blood on them, and buried them with the pig. He let one of the enemy go, to tell the story. Apparently this worked.
I’d say for interrogation, we need to pimp slap the terrorists with semi-frozen slabs of bacon, and if we execute them, give them bacon neckties, and coat them in sausage grease.
Dang, I’m hungry for breakfast now.
September 22nd, 2006 at 2:46 pm
Oh and Barbra Streisand movies too.
Yes. An endless loop of Yentl would be appropriate.
Seriously, I’m for the death penalty, but from what I’ve seen, this woman is a bit of a dope and in the culture she is in, it isn’t hard to see how she could have went along with her jihadist husband for practically anything. In any event, she didn’t actually kill anybody, it was attempted murder on her part: life in prison.
General Pershing, fighting in the Phillipines, shot a bunch of mulsim enemy, put them in a ditch, poured pig blood on them, and buried them with the pig. He let one of the enemy go, to tell the story. Apparently this worked.
Wish it were true, an oft-repeated urban legend most likely. Pershing’s biographers can find no record of such an incident. I agree with you that we are too soft though. I would support summary executions on the battle field.
September 22nd, 2006 at 3:32 pm
Comments by Mark in #’s 2 and 3 are what keep me blogging. Hilarious.
And tommy:
“I would support summary executions on the battle field.”
Per usual, I agree!
September 22nd, 2006 at 3:33 pm
O/T, but…
Since we’re talking about Pershing, here’s General Napier 150 years ago:
You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours.
I think an endless loop of Doris Day singing the Deadwood Trail would do the job. Candle in the Wind, Seasons in the Sun and just about any Mariah Carey song ace are all banned by the Geneva Convention, and would also do nicely.
September 22nd, 2006 at 3:55 pm
You guys are all missing the point. She needs an attitude adjustment. Give her a good make up job, tightlace her into a custom-made corset, get her a nice dress, etc., teach her manners and how to be a lady, etc. This process should be gradual over a year or so. THEN if it doesn’t work, feed her pork and stuff, actually spam.
September 22nd, 2006 at 4:51 pm
I always liked the Spartans’ approach to suicide attempts; they would nurse the criminal back to health, and work with them until they regained a love of life and a will to live.
Then, and only then, would they execute them
September 22nd, 2006 at 5:45 pm
Akiva,
Good irony, but seems like too much trouble.
I like SM’s gay porn idea. Surely we can work bestiality and pigs into it in some way. I can imagine the film festival now…
September 23rd, 2006 at 12:26 am
EgyPeter, and Cock Suckers like you are what keep me heterosexual!
September 23rd, 2006 at 3:37 am
“Like Feed her pork and wine everday and force her to watch gay porn 8 houres a day”
That is torture. Everything is torture.
September 23rd, 2006 at 3:46 am
Why don’t you just line her cell with Cindy Sheehan posters and playback her interviews over and over?
Mental derangement would kill her in 3.5 days, max.
September 23rd, 2006 at 4:19 am
She could be of practical use as a research subject. I’d pair her with an experienced cult deprogrammer and see how long it would take to turn her into a normal human being. If that’s possible, and I think it is (see the total turnabout of the Turk who attempted the assassination of John Paul II) the technique could be widely used on other jihadists. It’s all a mind game, folks!
September 23rd, 2006 at 7:17 am
“I would lock them up with really bad beer and nothing but Barbra Streisand albums.”
You sick bastard!!! I thought that pink-bellies were evil!!!
September 23rd, 2006 at 7:26 am
Worst punishment for somebody who wants to die is to not let them. Hopefully with nobody but herself for company.
But as has been said before, it’s not about punishment. It’s about prevention. She should be executed. That’s my opinion, anyway. I wouldn’t want to put a bet on anybody being able to de-program and/or reform her. The hijacker/murderer that Germany released last year is an active member of Hezbollah again. How many people has he killed since his release? Was it worth it, to get that one crazy german woman in Iraq released?
At least if she is executed, there won’t be any asshats holding hostages and demanding her release next year, right?
September 23rd, 2006 at 10:17 am
Deprogramming such perverts isn’t going to work. But make sure that she’s going to die in a horrible way might.
However, don’t use Celine Dion. We have Kastelruther Spatzen over here in western Europe, together with Heino.
If the Krauts had these weapons in WWII, Europe would now be a Nazi continent.
September 23rd, 2006 at 1:06 pm
On Sentencing Suicide Bombers To Death..
I’d suggest a very tiny cell with wide screen TV showing alternatively - video of the death and mayhem from the deaths of suicide bombers, then video of families living and playing together, people getting married and starting their lives together in …
September 23rd, 2006 at 3:21 pm
Pepperhead,
EgyPeter, and Cock Suckers like you are what keep me heterosexual!
If that is all that keeps you heterosexual….
….then you may not really be heterosexual.
September 23rd, 2006 at 5:30 pm
I, once again, for the umpteenth time, propose the one solution that will finally, decisively, put an end to the concept of suicide bombers/bombings as a tactic.
KILL ALL MEMBERS OF THE SUICIDE BOMBERS FAMILY.
Any attempt - successful or not - to conduct a suicide bombing, is a declaration that your entire family will be shot and killed.
Were the western nations of the world finally to give notice to all and any potential bombers that their families will reap the rewards of their misdeeds, you can be sure this diseased practice will finally be stopped.
The point here is that the one, supreme goal is to eradicate suicide bombing as a tactic, period. This plan will do so, and its strategy is more important than the UN, Geneva Conventions, etc., as suicide bombers continue to increase the firepower of the bombs strapped to them. I forsee over the coming decades bombers striking all major Western cities - and many non-Western as well - with increasingly devastating results. The World will be forced to take this admittedly drastic step, but its hand will have been forced.
As such, they should nip this heinous practice in the bud now and stop it.
September 24th, 2006 at 4:02 am
That’s a pretty dumb proposition, Joe. They’d rejoice at the thought that their family members would turn into martyrs and instantly gain access of the paradise. Plus I don’t see how you would carry out shooting children and toothless grandmothers and still call yourself civilized.
September 24th, 2006 at 12:25 pm
Just shoot the bitch between the eyes and let the buzzards pick her bones clean. Buzzards gotta eat too, same as worms.
September 24th, 2006 at 3:17 pm
damn yall are very good at suggesting a wicked punishment…im Muslim and never thought of all these ways to punish someone. Why will you ever want to do such thing to a human being? why do you people enjoy watching someone suffer? In Islam, any sort of execution will be fast and cut without letting the person feel the pain. So i guess everybody here support what occured in Abu-Gurib prison. yall bunch of inhumane MF!!! dont forget that we are all God’s people regardless to our race and God will not be happy to what you will do to his creation. I say execute them after a fair trial but dont let them suffer and best of all prevent them by getting the source of who ever brain wash these “people”!!!
September 24th, 2006 at 10:37 pm
Looks like Muslims in the UK wants special treatment. Don’t come knocking without calling first ….
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2087-2372471,00.html
I guess they have to put those sticks of dynomite under the bed first?
September 25th, 2006 at 2:53 am
“Plus I don’t see how you would carry out shooting children and toothless grandmothers and still call yourself civilized.”
You’re so funny. I am not interested in being civilized, I am interested in saving this planet.
Should we in the West continue to allow islamic fanatical monsters to increase their terror attacks, in volume, ferocity, and firepower? Once they achieve nuclear weaponry, and apply it onto a Western city, should I then be concerned about my “civility”?
No, friend, I will rise up to meet the challenge that the barbarians are putting before me, and will be more ferocious, more aggressive, more willful, and use every tool in my chest to ensure that Western civilzation survives beyond what is clearly its greatest test.
We are way beyond worrying like children about idiocies proffered by such dreadful, useless novelties like HRW and AI, who have shown only an inclination to attack one side of the balance sheet. If I have to use unimaginably horrific methodologies to ensure my family and my culture survives - because my enemy is a barbarian and is quietly supported by hundreds of millions of silent lepers - I will do so without hesitating for a moment.
September 25th, 2006 at 3:25 am
All this pork stuff reminds me of the rumors about pork fat in the British rifle powder in India. (Long time ago ) Hmmm….
I wonder what would happen if rumors spread that our troops smeared spam on all their bullets?
Would that be a ” terrifying ” weapon?
September 25th, 2006 at 6:18 am
Yeah, some one is saying it. We need to take the trip to Paradise out of the suicide bombers. The best way to do this is dump their severed heads in pig blood. Yes if we catch them, make them do the most unIslamic things possible. Watching gay porn is a good start. Except they’re all secretly gay anyway right? How about we make them kiss a poodle puppy every morning before attending ballet lessons in a giant shoe! (in prison of course.)
September 27th, 2006 at 12:19 pm
This is an old post, but I have to respond to this Joe person. I’ve heard the “kill their families” tactic before, and it’s a terrible idea on several levels:
*It wouldn’t work. Religious fanatics don’t care about life and “worldly” things. As far as they’re concerned, they and their family would just be chilling in Heaven as martyrs.
*You say you’ll do whatever is necessary to save your “culture and civilization” but, if we begin murdering innocent women and children in retaliation for the actions of their relatives, then our civilization is already lost and doesn’t deserve to survive.
October 2nd, 2006 at 7:50 am
The encentive of killing the suicide bombers family might actually work..
Most of these fuckwits do it for the money (they pay a nice sum of money to the family of the Shahid)
so if they realize that westerners will use there CSI skills to track down the family of the Shahid and kill them all or worst put them all in prison (prison with out food and windows). that would make an excellent deterrant. (it will reduce the potential suicide bombers to those with out family)
November 30th, 2006 at 7:32 pm
hiya pplz…im confused!!!! Im a 15 year old muslim girl, i live in the UK and i am so totally confused!!! could you reply and tell me whether you would call me a ‘religious fanatic’? I am a very practicing Muslim…i wear a veil, i try my hardest to pray five times a day, i pray to Allah (God) before i sleep for heaven some people call me very relgious….i looked in the thesaraus and a synonym for ‘fanatic’ is ‘extreme’, i extremely follow my religion, (if you know what i mean) so could you please help me with this…..
Thanks
XxX
November 30th, 2006 at 7:34 pm
oooohhhhhhh and i forgot to mention my aunt….she’s a British born and bred, she’s a white lady, she turned Muslim a while ago, do you think that she was brain washed or mislead or something like that….what about Cat Stevens aka Yusuf Islam, was he brainwashed too?
July 24th, 2007 at 3:15 am
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September 27th, 2007 at 7:33 am
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