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Friday, 29 Sep 2006
Yesterday a friend of mine told me a really funny/disturbing story. Apparently she had this friend who works for a UN sponserd orgnaization in Saudi, and who was working on getting the Saudis to grant approval for government-sponserd dirstribution to sexual contraceptives in order to combat STD's in Saudi. The Saudis rejected on the grounds that Saudis don't need STD protection, because if anyone engages in STD causing sexual intercourse, it is the foreigners who live there.
So her friend, in order to prove otherwise, did a study on camels to see how many of them have syphlis (I am not joking). The study results showed that 20% of saudi camels do have syphlis, which can only be transmitted from man-on-camel sex. The Saudis, when confronted with those results, argued that it must be the foreigners who are giving the camels syphlis and not the saudi men. So the kid had to conduct another study to show that the camels reside in areas that are only populated with saudis and that are far from the ones where the foreigners reside. He actually sat down and wrote stuff like: On average, a foriegner will come in contact of 1.2 camels a year, while a saudi will come in contact with 5.6 camels a year.
The Saudis still claim there is no sufficient evidence that the camel syphlis isn't all caused by foriegn men who just like to have sex with camels.
September 29th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
This is almost too good to pass up except anything I could say would border on hate literature and I don’t want to go down that route.
But boy, it would be like shooting fish in a barrel.
September 29th, 2006 at 12:31 pm
P.S. Don’t take it personally, it would be just as funny if it was Serbian or Canadian fucking sheep! (Although I can’t remember the last time I saw a sheep in downtown Toronto. Just hookers!)
September 29th, 2006 at 12:32 pm
Lots of hookers!
September 29th, 2006 at 1:39 pm
gee, I didn’t even realize you could have sex with a camel!
The only one’s I’ve seen are in the zoo &they’re all quite tall.
Wouldn’t you need a step ladder to reach it?!?
September 29th, 2006 at 1:44 pm
The kid needs to do another study to see who is buying all the stools and stepladders.
Papa Ray
September 29th, 2006 at 2:05 pm
I don’t know much about the camels in Saudi Arabia.
One hump or two?
September 29th, 2006 at 2:05 pm
Dude you can’t just take a mouth-to-ear cheap joke and publish it as an approved story .
Do you actually have anything to back up that story ?!?!
September 29th, 2006 at 2:33 pm
Is there any way that we could see this study? It sounds like it might not be true, but not enough for me to doubt it completely.
September 29th, 2006 at 2:51 pm
I would imagine it would be very dangerous to try and fuck a camel. Camels are not the most pleasant-spirited animals.
I don’t know about this. But I can’t rule it out, either.
Did you know there is a disease called camelpox? It isn’t related to chickenpox, but instead, smallpox.
September 29th, 2006 at 3:27 pm
I don’t believe it for one moment.
Just to be on the safe side, though, camels should wear hijabs to avoid inflaming the men’s passions.
September 29th, 2006 at 3:30 pm
Cool, a new derogatory term for Saudis: camel-fuckers!
September 29th, 2006 at 4:35 pm
There is also a disease called monkeypox. There is a crocodile pox that sometimes occurs in Nile crocodiles, and there is even a dolphin pox along with many others. Most of these pox viruses can only infect their respective animals. However, camelpox and monkeypox can both infect humans, sometimes with fatal results. All of these are in the smallpox family and thus related to one another, but monkeypox is very closely related to smallpox and can occasionally infect humans. (Thus it has been the subject of some interest among biological weapons designers.)
Fortunately, to the best of my knowledge, there is no disease called ’sandmonkeypox,’ however.
September 29th, 2006 at 5:16 pm
Who the fuck cares if the story is true or not. Your missing the whole point, it’s a great story.
By the way a one humped camel is a dromeadare, I’ve know that since I was twelve and have absolutely no Idea where I picked it up.
Always seemed to like remembering weird shit.
September 29th, 2006 at 6:45 pm
I have a Saudi friend who told me that camel loving was common in some backward really conservative region in the country.
September 29th, 2006 at 8:16 pm
So, does thie mean I have to stop calling them “goat fuckers” now? :O
September 29th, 2006 at 8:27 pm
Keep in mind that the late Ayatollah Khomeini published a little book of rules for his faithful to follow. One of the rules prohibits the slaughtering and eating of an animal after you have had sex with it. I am not making this up.
I always thought this was a Shia thing, so I am a bit skeptical of the Saudi story, although I could picture Ahmadinajerk screwing a sheep.
September 29th, 2006 at 8:29 pm
no craig. From reading all of the above, below, etc.etc, It really means that we should encourage those wahabbis to love more on their dromedaries or camels……………….them humans in the dessert may become EXTINCT……..ja, ja, ja
September 29th, 2006 at 9:17 pm
“One of the rules prohibits the slaughtering and eating of an animal after you have had sex with it.”
Well obviously. Chivalry ain’t dead.
September 29th, 2006 at 9:25 pm
So let me get this straight! All these guys causing all this shit for the rest of us normal bastards, (if there is such a thing) also like to fuck camels. No wonder there are so many problems there.
Stupid me thought it was an Israeli - Palestiniane thing, or maybe Sunni -Shia, or Arab - Persian- Kurd or Christian - Muslim, or East -West.
NO! Its not even the OIL for Christ’s sake, IT’S THOSE FUCKIN CAMELS!
September 29th, 2006 at 9:43 pm
Why would you doubt this story? It’s not nearly on the top of the fucked up list. Don’t you live here? Oh wait, you probably don’t. I love it, love it I tell you.
September 29th, 2006 at 9:47 pm
Well, that’s a good story but it smells of urban legend to me. Well maybe desert legend.
September 29th, 2006 at 10:07 pm
So people come from places were we don’t get beheaded for having sex with women, and we sink to sex with Camels.
Too funny. I guess we will know they take the issue seriously when they start putting burkhas on camels.
September 29th, 2006 at 10:12 pm
I honestly don’t know what I could put down to that, it just seems pointless and a waste to even try… but my father still wonders why I don’t really want to go back to work, even though he knows that it’s frustrating to try and get anything done or progress to anywhere in that country.
September 29th, 2006 at 10:14 pm
You (and your readers) should stop telling us stories about how Arabs/Muslims love to screw their large-sized pets. It’s really disgusting and only confirms that these cultures are truly sick and in need of therapy on a large scale. That and I might start to believe them?! I don’t know what to think….
September 29th, 2006 at 10:23 pm
So, does thie mean I have to stop calling them “goat fuckers” now? :O
mouahah !
see, you can manage american humor
September 29th, 2006 at 10:27 pm
You (and your readers) should stop telling us stories about how Arabs/Muslims love to screw their large-sized pets. It’s really disgusting and only confirms that these cultures are truly sick and in need of therapy on a large scale. That and I might start to believe them?! I don’t know what to think….
I bet you can’t even figure it
September 29th, 2006 at 10:34 pm
And I don’t want to figure it, thanks.
September 29th, 2006 at 11:13 pm
you should, it will enlarge your views on pervertions
September 30th, 2006 at 12:09 am
I think, given the seriously messed up nature of this story, that it should only be posted alongside a credible source.
September 30th, 2006 at 12:16 am
Reminds me of Montana: where men are men and the sheep run scared.
September 30th, 2006 at 2:45 am
Allan W Janssen .. OH so it’s OK to hate on canadians is it???
September 30th, 2006 at 3:19 am
Many years ago there was a small US Army detachment assigned to Saudi Arabia. They were told to keep a low profile by never going to town wearing uniforms or driving Army vehicles. A new commanding officer, a Lt. Col. was put in charge of the detachment. After about three months in the desert, he told his aid, a Major, that he was getting awfully horny and asked what the enlisted men did to get relief. The Major told him that the men used Greta the camel. The CO replied that he was not that horny.
A couple more months went by and he told his aid that Greta was sounding better and better to which the aid responded that the men liked her. So the CO told the Major to back Greta into the tent and hold her while he got some relief. After he was done he told the Major that Greta wasn’t bad and he could understand why the men used her. The aid replied, they like Greta because they can ride her into town were there are women.
September 30th, 2006 at 10:19 am
#31,
September 30th, 2006 at 11:52 am
Hilarious,
A bit of research didn’t find anything supporting this. Altho an article suggested some concerns of camel spit. ( Be careful about kissing ur camel. )
This statement did not seem entirely correct.
“The study results showed that 20% of saudi camels do have syphlis, which can only be transmitted from man-on-camel sex.”
I would suggest camel to camel infection may also occur.
Side note: An aquaintance here in MO, who has a camel, described the unusual mating position camels utilize. Facing away from each other?
September 30th, 2006 at 2:15 pm
hue, I ment”32 , sorry #31
October 1st, 2006 at 8:18 am
“One of the rules prohibits the slaughtering and eating of an animal after you have had sex with it.”
Well obviously. Chivalry ain’t dead.
I rarely laugh this hard!
October 2nd, 2006 at 7:16 am
Wonderful, the funniest thing I´ve read in months! Call in the animal rights movement
May 13th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
stupid post ever! what about the westerners and their bike sex rides?! or hmm babies?!
May 18th, 2008 at 12:27 am
Wouldn’t pigs be a lil’ mre comfortable of a “ride” , they can tell the gov’t that they’re being imported just for sex not food. lol
September 11th, 2008 at 7:48 am
We don’t often fuck camels. And never during Ramadan. And always in private.
October 5th, 2008 at 8:58 am
I tried to fuck a camel last Thursday after prayers, but it kicked me, fracturing my thigh. It was a case of coitus interruptus. I was discharged from hospital this morning. Please pray for my speedy recovery.