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Saturday, 4 Nov 2006

The Israel- Al Jazeera connection

Drima has the * dam dum daaaaaaahhhhhhhh* shocking news!


10 Responses to “The Israel- Al Jazeera connection”

  1. HeiGou Says:

    Yeah, big surprise. We ought to offer a prize for the best International Jewish conspiracy theory linking al-Jazeera, Sharon and al-Qaradawi.

    Clearly, though, Bin Laden must be part of it. Probably Jewish really. If you think about it, it all starts to make sense.

  2. Drima @ The SudaneseThinker Says:

    Hey SM thanks for the link.

    And HeiGou, Bin Laden IS Jewish. Didn’t you already know that? LOL. =)

  3. HeiGou Says:

    Drima @ The SudaneseThinker Says:”And HeiGou, Bin Laden IS Jewish. Didn’t you already know that? LOL. =)”

    Well his family does come from Yemen - and his Father left about the same time as all the other Jews. Come to think of it, everything he does only ever hurts Israel’s enemies - the PLO-supporting USSR, the largest Arab Army in Iraq, perhaps even the Syrians. Hmmm. Makes sense if you think about it.

  4. Drima @ The SudaneseThinker Says:

    Plus what he did ie. 9/11 caused Israel to expand into Iraq thus benefiting Israel.

    More more more. Man I think we’re up to something big here. Imagine the repercussions if we can convince the Muslim world that Bin Laden is Jewish.

    =)

  5. Karen Says:

    I have heard that crazy Gadaffi was a member of the tribe :( through his mom (not that he’d admit it).

  6. BrooklynJon Says:

    Drima,

    Are you nuts? No Jewish mother would let her son camp out in a cave with a kidney problem! He’d be on the Nephrology service at Mt. Sinai Hospital pronto!

  7. HeiGou Says:

    BrooklynJon Says:”Are you nuts? No Jewish mother would let her son camp out in a cave with a kidney problem! He’d be on the Nephrology service at Mt. Sinai Hospital pronto!”

    Sure but are you are he’s camping out in a cave? Maybe he is kicking back on a ranch in Crawford Texas? OK, maybe few Jewish Mothers would let their sons kick back on a ranch in Texas (although if I could vote for Kinky I’d vote for Kinky - here’s hoping). But have you seen OBL lately? Maybe he is at Cedars Sinai. Maybe he does not even have a kidney problem. You know, maybe he is like a character from a Woody Allen film ” … and my back gives me so much trouble when it is damp - not that I am complaining - God forbid I should complain”

    I want to know: who has seen Osama eat camel lately? Not me! And I think that is suspicious.

  8. BrooklynJon Says:

    Hei,

    I have long suspected that he was hanging out at Scores, on the East Side under the 59th Street Bridge, getting $30 lap dances.

  9. M. Says:

    haha! what a bunch of crap.

    1) Al-Jazeera doesn’t go all out wanting to destory Israel you idiot, infact its the only Arab News station which regularly interviews Israeli’s… including executive heads of the Israeli government.

    2) So what if it’s satelite broadcaster is in Israel? It’s a fucking business you dumbass.

    I think you’re confusing the “terrorists” with a freakin news Station.

    Btw… Qaradawi justifies Palestinian Martyrdom operations because the palestinians dont have an army or any freakin weapons to fight the M16’s, Fighter jets and Tanks which the Israeli’s have, nor do they have any training or any homes since the bloody israeli’s destroyed most of them, tell me what options they have available? Plus, nowhere does he say that civilians should be attacked. Why don’t you actaully read what he says? Also, If you look at his other rulings he says Martyrdom operations are not allowed in Iraq becuase they actually have weapons to fight with.

  10. HeiGou Says:

    BrooklynJon Says:”I have long suspected that he was hanging out at Scores, on the East Side under the 59th Street Bridge, getting $30 lap dances.”

    $30 lap dances? Pah! Being a Jihadi doesn’t pay as well as it used to is all I can say.

    Bloody CIA cut backs. I blame the Democrats.

    (Mind you if he is in Waziristan the only lap dances he is likely to get are from “dancing” boys)

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