1) You finally get the rest you really want, without anyone accusing you of being the lazy bum you are.
2) People leave you the fuck alone. And they don't say shit about u not getting out of Your Pj's for 2 days!
3) Egyptian cold & flu medicine. 25% alcohol and other narcotics mixed with artifical sweetner. Yummy!
4) You have a good excuse not to write on your blog, because you are too ashamed to admit to having writer's block.
5) Fearing infection, Your annoying aunt covers her nose whenever you pass her by. So you take advanatge of the stiuation and follow her around the house, hoping to see how long she can hold her breath before passing out. You know you are being mean, but fuck it, you are sick. Plus, if you were really mean, you would've gone for a hug, now wouldn't you?