Conversation:Honeymoon

* Me and cousin Y. discussing her honeymoon plans*

SM: So, where are you spending your honeymoon?

Y.: Asia. We are spending it in Asia.

SM:Where in Asia? Phucket?

Y.: Yes. We are going to Phucket. We are also thinking about going to Thailand as well.

SM: (silent for a second): Ehh, excuse me? What?

Y.: What? I can go to two countries on my honeymoon.

SM: Oh, but aren't you afraid that it might be too exhausting to visit Phucket and then go all the way to Thailand? 

Y.: Ehh, I will have O. handle the all the flight arrangments. We are flying first class anyway.

SM: Ok, fun time is over. Listen to me sweetie before you mention what you just told me to O. and make him realize what a stupid clueless airhead you are: Phucket is in Thailand.

Y.: No, it's not.

SM: Oh, Yes, it is!

Y.: No, the capital of Thailand is Bangok. Phucket is a totally seperate place.

SM: Jesus effin Christ. Ok, try to follow me here: Egypt..Thailand, Cairo…Bangok, Sharm Al Sheikh….Phucket!

Y.: Ahhhhhh.

SM: Finally sunk in? Get it now.

Y.: Yep yep.

SM (mumbeling to myself): Thank god we found someone to marry you, you are a walking scandal.

Y.: What?

SM: Nothing… 

0 comment on Conversation:Honeymoon

  1. Renée
    January 17, 2007 at 1:19 am

    I always love it when you post family conversations. Feel sorry for my poor husband cause I’m just like “Y”. LOL!!! 😉

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  2. SoCalJustice
    January 17, 2007 at 1:20 am

    Now that’s just mean to publish, dude.

    🙂

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  3. Craig
    January 17, 2007 at 1:28 am

    At least she isn’t stubborn! I wouldn’t have surrendered a point like that until somebody showed me a map 🙂

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  4. deprived
    January 17, 2007 at 1:28 am

    *scratches head*
    I thought ‘phucket’ is what they might say if the accommodations in Thailand weren’t up to snuff.

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  5. deprived
    January 17, 2007 at 1:31 am

    ……SM: Jesus effin Christ….

    Hey, can’t that get you a fatwa somewhere?

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  6. tedders
    January 17, 2007 at 2:08 am

    There once was a lass born in nantucket
    On her honeymoonn she travelled to Phucket
    On her arrival there
    she got quite a scare
    You see,________________________

    OK everyone, Lets come together and finish this together, and try to keep it clean!!!!!!

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  7. nice ex-Jewish Boy
    January 17, 2007 at 2:25 am

    It’s not Bangok, it’s Bangkok (sweetie, LOL). Born there, know that.

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  8. Zvi
    January 17, 2007 at 5:26 am

    #6

    There once was a lass from Nantucket
    who travelled to Bangkok and Phuket.
    On her honeymoon there
    she got quite a scare
    when her new hubby told her to ______.

    Couldn’t help myself lol

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  9. leo
    January 17, 2007 at 5:33 am

    SM, “Y” is in love and is happy. Those things pump a bit of air into your head.

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  10. humble simpleton
    January 17, 2007 at 6:33 am

    Haaah, thank you SM for turning my ‘must wake up and go to work’ grunting morning into a funny time. Ain’t Phuket a see resort? Have you bought your cousin her burqini yet?

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  11. rania
    January 17, 2007 at 9:24 am

    “SM: Jesus effin Christ. ”

    maloosh lezoom- you’re not a white guy sweetie

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  12. K-2
    January 17, 2007 at 9:41 am

    Your family is quite funny SM!. You should have a section only for your cousin Y. 😀

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  13. nomad
    January 17, 2007 at 11:07 am

    Phuket plage is where there are lupanars, she’ll have a big surprise, when she ‘ll get thaïlandese massages

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  14. Black Kush
    January 17, 2007 at 12:16 pm

    There once was a lass from Nantucket
    who travelled to Bangkok and Phuket.
    On her honeymoon there
    she got quite a scare
    when her new told her to pee in a bucket!

    I guess that wasn’t clean! Sorry????

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  15. lynne
    January 17, 2007 at 2:39 pm

    Well, I feel sorry for Cousin Y. My geography is a bit weak, too. . . never won a single game of “Where in the World is Carmen Santiago?”
    Your post is hilarious!!

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  16. Stephen
    January 17, 2007 at 3:06 pm

    “It’s not Bangok, it’s Bangkok (sweetie, LOL). Born there, know that.”

    Well strictly speaking it’s Krungthep Mahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathani Burirom-udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amonphiman Awatansathit Sakkathattiya Witsanu Kamprasit or Krung Thep for short.

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  17. Chip
    January 17, 2007 at 5:02 pm

    “Phucket”

    “Bangkok”

    Beavis and Butthead would explode.

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  18. Jason
    January 18, 2007 at 4:59 am

    LOL Chip

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  19. Umrao Jaan
    January 18, 2007 at 7:46 am

    SM since you are not going for the wedding at least go with them to their honeymoon, you know, so they do not get phuketed in a foreign land!!!

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  20. Avner
    January 20, 2007 at 9:14 am

    She is priceless! How did you get anyone to agree to marry her?

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  21. Curt from Houston
    January 21, 2007 at 11:25 pm

    “Phucket!”

    Does anyone else here besides me find this a funny name for honeymoon destination. Especially for a Muslim couple. 🙂

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