* Me and cousin Y. discussing her honeymoon plans*
SM: So, where are you spending your honeymoon?
Y.: Asia. We are spending it in Asia.
SM:Where in Asia? Phucket?
Y.: Yes. We are going to Phucket. We are also thinking about going to Thailand as well.
SM: (silent for a second): Ehh, excuse me? What?
Y.: What? I can go to two countries on my honeymoon.
SM: Oh, but aren't you afraid that it might be too exhausting to visit Phucket and then go all the way to Thailand?
Y.: Ehh, I will have O. handle the all the flight arrangments. We are flying first class anyway.
SM: Ok, fun time is over. Listen to me sweetie before you mention what you just told me to O. and make him realize what a stupid clueless airhead you are: Phucket is in Thailand.
Y.: No, it's not.
SM: Oh, Yes, it is!
Y.: No, the capital of Thailand is Bangok. Phucket is a totally seperate place.
SM: Jesus effin Christ. Ok, try to follow me here: Egypt..Thailand, Cairo…Bangok, Sharm Al Sheikh….Phucket!
Y.: Ahhhhhh.
SM: Finally sunk in? Get it now.
Y.: Yep yep.
SM (mumbeling to myself): Thank god we found someone to marry you, you are a walking scandal.
Y.: What?
SM: Nothing…
I always love it when you post family conversations. Feel sorry for my poor husband cause I’m just like “Y”. LOL!!!
Now that’s just mean to publish, dude.
At least she isn’t stubborn! I wouldn’t have surrendered a point like that until somebody showed me a map
*scratches head*
I thought ‘phucket’ is what they might say if the accommodations in Thailand weren’t up to snuff.
……SM: Jesus effin Christ….
Hey, can’t that get you a fatwa somewhere?
There once was a lass born in nantucket
On her honeymoonn she travelled to Phucket
On her arrival there
she got quite a scare
You see,________________________
OK everyone, Lets come together and finish this together, and try to keep it clean!!!!!!
It’s not Bangok, it’s Bangkok (sweetie, LOL). Born there, know that.
#6
There once was a lass from Nantucket
who travelled to Bangkok and Phuket.
On her honeymoon there
she got quite a scare
when her new hubby told her to ______.
Couldn’t help myself lol
SM, “Y” is in love and is happy. Those things pump a bit of air into your head.
Haaah, thank you SM for turning my ‘must wake up and go to work’ grunting morning into a funny time. Ain’t Phuket a see resort? Have you bought your cousin her burqini yet?
“SM: Jesus effin Christ. ”
maloosh lezoom- you’re not a white guy sweetie
Your family is quite funny SM!. You should have a section only for your cousin Y.
Wow man, two Herlock moments in the same week!!
Phuket plage is where there are lupanars, she’ll have a big surprise, when she ‘ll get thaïlandese massages
There once was a lass from Nantucket
who travelled to Bangkok and Phuket.
On her honeymoon there
she got quite a scare
when her new told her to pee in a bucket!
I guess that wasn’t clean! Sorry????
Well, I feel sorry for Cousin Y. My geography is a bit weak, too. . . never won a single game of “Where in the World is Carmen Santiago?”
Your post is hilarious!!
“It’s not Bangok, it’s Bangkok (sweetie, LOL). Born there, know that.”
Well strictly speaking it’s Krungthep Mahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathani Burirom-udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amonphiman Awatansathit Sakkathattiya Witsanu Kamprasit or Krung Thep for short.
“Phucket”
“Bangkok”
Beavis and Butthead would explode.
LOL Chip
SM since you are not going for the wedding at least go with them to their honeymoon, you know, so they do not get phuketed in a foreign land!!!
She is priceless! How did you get anyone to agree to marry her?
“Phucket!”
Does anyone else here besides me find this a funny name for honeymoon destination. Especially for a Muslim couple.