I am not dead

I just have no internet, and the ISP keeps giving me excuses. BITCHES. I hates them. I hates them big time.

And what happend to the world. I log off for 2 days and anna nicole dies? Not Anna Nicole. She gave me hope. Damn it!

And spammers, DAMN YOU TO HELL. DIE BITCHES. NO ONE DESERVES TO COME BACK TO HIS BLOG TO 846 SPAM COMMENTS. HATE HATE HATE HATE YOU!

That is all for now! :(  

Comments

  1. Glad to learn that you are alive.
    In case you can go online somewhere where sound is allowed:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=loWrI1FneSM

  2. Uchuck the Tuchuck says:

    Cool Gollum impersonation. We HATES the Spammerses, Don’t we my precious? We HATES them forever!

  3. ME TOO
    i was loveing ANN

  4. I shall now endeavour to cheer you up… Through the medium of dance…

    *prances around her classroom where her students don’t even blink an eye… They’ve seen this before*

    You should be glad I didn’t choose the medium of poetry. And don’t worry about Anna… I’m sure Jenna Jameson is waiting for you. With bells on.

  5. Oh so you are alive? darn :p

  6. I hate smappers too… glad to see you back SM we missed u, so did Anna that’s why she collapsed.

  7. michael canada says:

    Hey btesh -

    nothing new in the pork trick – when General ‘black jack’ Pershing was military governor of the Philipeans and facing a moslem insurrection – he forced a couple of terrorists to dig their own graves – slaughtered a hog in each grave – and then executed the terrorists and buried them with the hogs. Story is the the uprising petered out quite quickly.

    Good post though. Thanks

  8. BrooklynJon says:

    Michael,

    The trick was that he let one of the insurgents go free, to report back on what he saw.

  9. What spam? What are you smoking man?

  10. BrooklynJon Says:”The trick was that he let one of the insurgents go free, to report back on what he saw.”

    Although why this would bother any Muslim escapes me entirely. Anyone think God is going to close the Gates of Heaven to a martyr because he is buried with a pig? The rule is you can’t eat one, not that you can’t lie down with one (much less, of course, be forced to lie down with one).

  11. Heigou,

    You’re using logic and reason when discussing religious practices and beliefs. Shame on you!

    :)

  12. Anna Nicole gave you hope? What exactly were you hoping for?

  13. SM,
    What is your ISP? I’d highly recommend you switch to TE. They are the very best out there.

  14. Am I Spamer Sam?

  15. Whooops – lets put an “A” in there. And some Green Eggs and Ham.

  16. I think there is a special place in hell for spammers. It’s right next to telemarketers.

  17. TJB @ 17

    “I think there is a special place in hell for spammers. It’s right next to telemarketers.”

    They need to be deeped in to pig’s blood before they go just to make sure.

  18. Hang in there, Sam. We miss you.

  19. Hello,

    Long time no speak.

    Saw this and found it extremely interesting;)

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070209/ap_on_hi_te/mideast_blogging;_ylt=AmLdQXLIQh.kZebtJrEm.b_MWM0F

    (in case you can’t get to it)

    CAIRO, Egypt – Wael Abbas hasn’t been arrested by Egyptian police, but the blogger fears it could happen any day.

    A democracy activist who never leaves home without a camera, he has drawn the attention of state security by posting videos that show what many Egyptians only talk about behind closed doors — police brutality and male harassment of women on the street, such as fondling.

    Abbas is just part of a wave of Middle Eastern bloggers who are eroding tight government control on information and thus drawing intense scrutiny from police.

    Egyptian authorities arrested a string of prominent bloggers last year, including one who remains jailed and is on trial for allegedly defaming Islam by posting criticism of Islamic institutions on his Arabic-language blog.

    “I might be next,” Abbas said at a Cairo coffee shop. He said his family has received anonymous phone calls asking about him, which he suspects come from state security.

    “I think there is a campaign against the bloggers here,” he said. “We are exposing what all Egyptians know but weren’t talking about.”

    Mideast governments for decades have dominated the media, trying to keep a monopoly on information and deter criticism of authorities. But bloggers are chipping away, writing about everything from human rights to the region’s rulers to the most taboo topic — Islam.

    Weblogs — or blogs for short — started taking off in the Mideast a few years ago as access to the Internet and technology for creating sites grew. There are now hundreds of Arabic- and Farsi-language blogs posted from the Middle East.

    Many of the blogs are just personal musings. But many others strive to tackle political and social issues, and their authors are increasingly getting into trouble, with governments blocking their sites and throwing them in jail.

    “I firmly believe that blogs now with normal people using them have become the fifth estate. They watch the watchers, especially in this area of the world, because there are no controls over them,” said Mahmood al-Yousif, a Bahraini blogger.

    Al-Yousif said his blog was blocked by authorities briefly last year after he published articles about an election-related scandal on the Persian Gulf island kingdom.

    Reporters Without Borders has five Mideast countries — Egypt, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Tunisia and Syria — on its list of the globe’s 13 worst Internet freedom enemies that block Web sites and detain bloggers.

    Governments defend their Web regulations, saying they are protecting citizens from “immoral” and “defamatory” content. But rights groups and bloggers say officials are really trying to retain their media control.

    “Five years ago, authorities didn’t care about bloggers because the Internet’s reach was less,” said Julien Pain, head of Reporters Without Borders’ Internet Freedom Desk. “Now, what is most interesting is the Weblogs in the local languages. You look at what the authorities censor — they censor content in local languages.”

    Rights groups have been especially critical of Iran, where there have been some arrests of bloggers. Iran has also blocked some Web sites critical of the government — even shutting down access to the video-sharing forum YouTube.com, where Iranian opposition groups abroad have posted videos.

    Hamed Mottaghi, an Iranian freelance journalist, blogs in Farsi about human rights from the Iranian holy city of Qom. But Iranians can’t view his Web site inside the country — authorities blocked it last year.

    That hasn’t stopped Mottaghi. He and another Iranian blogger recently won awards from Reporters Without Borders for taking strong stances on freedom of information.

    “The number of bloggers is increasing in Iran since people cannot express themselves easily in the society, which lacks freedom. Young people especially are looking for a different place to open dialogue,” Mottaghi said.

    But some say the jury is still out on whether online opposition will transform into social and democratic reform in the Middle East. Though the number of Internet users has grown nearly fivefold since 2000, only about 10 percent of the region’s people have access to the Internet, according to the online Internet World Stats, which monitors Web usage around the world.

    A mass pro-democracy movement has not emerged, said Jesse Sage, of the U.S.-based civil rights organization Hands Across the Middle East Support Alliance, which has worked with activists including bloggers in the region.

    “Blogging is about venting, and the challenge is whether we can move from venting to acting, and that remains to be seen,” Sage said.

    But Saudi Arabian blogger Ahmed al-Omran, a pharmacy student who runs one blog in English and another in Arabic, believes the blog movement will make a difference.

    “It’s a good chance now for bloggers here,” he said. “Saudi Arabia is changing, and the margin for freedom of expression is getting bigger and bloggers are taking advantage of this.”

  20. Good luck in your new place and with your internet connection, moving is such a pain.

    absurd thought -
    God of the Universe says
    spam and silence bloggers
    .

  21. I have a video I would like you to see and hear. i am also interested in hearing your feedback on my blog.
    http://egyptiankangaroo.blogspot.com/

  22. I too, love the Gollum impersonation! It made me think how the DSL connection can be like the ring…drawing us into obsession with it. Our presshhhuuuus!

  23. Jebus_Cripes says:

    u sound like a whiney little bitch

  24. Monkey are you and Big Pharoah together? :)