Upperclass egyptians and faux intellectiuals at parties always like to bring up the topic of the "revolution of the hungry egyptian masses". They always detail the ways it's inevtiable, all alongside anecdotes and stories they've heard from their maids and drivers about the lives and hardships of "za boor beoble", and spend time in speculation on when it will actually happen, while agreeing on one thing: It will be very soon!
I, on the other hand, know exactly when it will happen. December 12, 2008! Mark your calenders, people!
Cause if this shit doesn't make them revolt, I just don't know what will!