Probation for dead deer sex

You just can't make this shit up!

9 Comments on Probation for dead deer sex

  1. tedders
    March 25, 2007 at 3:14 pm

    “If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as
    possible and burned.”

    The little green book, Sayings of Ayatollah Khomeini,
    Political, Phylosophica, Social and Religious with a special introduction by Clive Irving, ISBN number 0-553-14032-9, page 47

    I guess where this guy messed up is that he engaged in necrophiliac animal sex. He should have chosen a consenting deer and then killed it then burned it and claimed religious persecution if charged.

  2. NileGirl
    March 25, 2007 at 7:41 pm

    Are there no prostitutes in Duluth, Minn? Both acts would still be illegal but at least with the prostitute he’d forgo the mental institution and being considered a sex offender. THINK before you act, man!

  3. howard_coward
    March 25, 2007 at 9:22 pm

    Well, Superior is pretty far upstate, so what do you expect?

  4. Mira
    March 25, 2007 at 10:09 pm

    … nice

  5. habibi
    March 26, 2007 at 12:49 am

    “The animal must then be killed as quickly as possible and burned.”
    The animal being the sodomizer?

  6. tedders
    March 26, 2007 at 2:32 am

    SM you’re right, you can’t make this stuff up. Fact is stranger than fiction (and in this case, really uber over the top strange)

  7. BrooklynJon
    March 26, 2007 at 3:09 am

    “The type of behavior is disturbing,” Judge Michael Lucci said. “It’s disturbing to the public. It’s disturbing to the court.”

    I imagine it’s even more disturbing to the deer.

  8. Jen
    March 27, 2007 at 9:59 pm

    Classic future serial killer.


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