No Mo Bears for you

The Sudanese authorities has foiled another  western conspiracy against Islam by arresting a British teacher who wanted to insult the Holy Prophet Mohamed. The devious lady- who must be secretly a jew-did so by taking a vote in class over the naming of a teddy bear, and asking the children to name him their most favorite name, knowing that they would all chose Mohamed. And the poor little Tykes, not knowing the grievous sin they are committing, did end up naming him that. Can you imagine a worst offense than naming a cuddly cute toy Mohamed? Our Prophet isn't cuddly. He is Fierce and strong, like Lion. Or, or, Stalin. YEAH!

Thankfully the very alert Sudanese authorities have sprung into action and arrested that evil quite-possibly-jewish zionist imperialist Islam-hating wench, who is now facing either 6 months in jail, 40 lashes or a fine. I say lash her 80 lashes and then cut off her head, for naming the teddy bear Mohamed AND for teaching the children to vote. Insulting the Prophet is bad enough, but teaching the kids the democratic process, that's just downright unforgivable!

Comments

  1. This is a good take on the incident. It’s absolute nonsense and they know it. blogolob.net makes another point :-)

  2. Isn’t this the country where 400,000 people have been massacred and a million displaced?

    At least they have their priorities in the right order.

  3. Adrian from DK says:

    The Saudis came up with new explanations in the “Lashing for being raped” affair, so I wonder if Sudan wont do the same.

    In few days they’ll say that it wasn’t for naming the bear Mohammed, but that she is getting punished for spreading democracy by letting the kids vote.

  4. By this logic isn’t it an insult to the prophet when people name their kids Muhammad and they turn out to be a total douche in real life?

  5. THANK G-D we still have freedom of religion in America

    the gov’t does not care who’s pic. i put on my t.p.

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  7. Too funny. I just inhaled a Cheerio. Stop that!

  8. “By this logic isn’t it an insult to the prophet when people name their kids Muhammad and they turn out to be a total douche in real life?”

    No, I think they need to be more specific in selecting who to punish. For example, if a guy named Muhammad gets ditched by his girlfriend, she will get punished for Suggesting That The Prophet Would Not Make A Good Boyfriend. If a guy named Muhammad gets fired from his job, his employer will get punished for Suggesting That The Prophet Would Not Do His Job Well. And so on…

  9. Ah yes, “insulting a prophet.” What a beautiful world we live in. Not that Mohammed is the most common name in the world or anything and the kids were probably just in the habit of hearing the name Mohammed…. The “crime” of insulting a dead guy…?!

    Really though, you can’t buy publicity like this.

  10. Josh Scholar says:

    “By this logic isn’t it an insult to the prophet when people name their kids Muhammad and they turn out to be a total douche in real life?”

    No, Aaron, it’s an insult to the prophet if you name your son Mohammad and he turns out to be a nice guy in real life.