Sandmonkey Wisdom: 27/11/2007

Girls who tell you repeatedly that they can handle their liqueur and can drink you under the table are usually big fat Liars. So unless you wanna spend your evening cleaning puke, keep the Whiskey and Absinthe away from them, and keep them drinking fruity ass shit like Malibu or something. The girls who really can handle their Liqueur don't brag about it, they just keep their mouths shut until they DO drink you under the table. They are like the worst of farts: Silent, but deadly!

0 comment on Sandmonkey Wisdom: 27/11/2007

  1. ISIS
    November 27, 2007 at 5:02 am

    FARTS???!?!? LOLLLL!!!!

  2. Memz
    November 27, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    Only you Monkey what put it so eloquently!

  3. christina/ohio
    November 27, 2007 at 6:18 pm

    hehehe Did one of these girls embarass the moneky?

  4. Don Cox
    November 27, 2007 at 8:40 pm

    Methinks the Sandmonkey is indeed speaking from recent personal experience.

  5. anonymous
    November 27, 2007 at 10:38 pm

    i’m gathering ur a little dude who can’t handle ur booze…ahhhhh poor u…lol…tough shit when u get beat by a girl huh? stop being such a girlie man and don’t worry about it if u meet some1 even a “girl” who can drink u under the table without puking

  6. Suz
    November 28, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    Your writing is tops this week. Keep it up. I love it.

  7. Afif
    November 28, 2007 at 8:01 pm

    Whiskey and Absinthe?! lol.. you must have knocked the girl out!


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