The inevtiable conclusion to Teddy Mo

In response to the latest ruling ..Dan Savage..the known gay sex-columnist…ehh…mouthes off:

Gee, sentenced to be deported. You’re really twisting the ol’ knife there, Sudan.
No doubt after being arrested on a bullshit blasphemy charge,
threatened with forty lashes and six months in prison, and then packed
off to a prison for two weeks where she’s likely to encounter physical
violence and may just contract malaria—I’m sure after enduring all that, Sudan, remaining in your shithole country was Gibbons’ fondest wish.

This whole mess cries out for a Teddy Roosevelt. Enough with the
“expressions of displeasure” from the diplomats. Someone in the British
government needs to deliver a “Perdicaris alive or Raisuli dead!” speech on Gibbons’ behalf. And mean it.

Before I go home tonight I’m going to pop across the street to the
new Crypt, buy myself a buttplug, and name the fucking thing Mohammed.

Comments

  1. Savage is fucking awesome. We should get fundamentalist Muslims & Christians together and force them to blow each other in front of everyone. Then go ass to mouth.

  2. ALL YOUR TEDDY BEARS BLONG TO ME

    MUHAMMAD

    you can’t make this stuff up.

  3. Das Fuehrer says:

    Remember, remember, the first of December
    For I know no reason to justify Kurt’s treason

    Kurt you fucking stupid CUNT

  4. Das Fuehrer says:

    Remember, remember, the first of December
    For I know no reason to justify Kurt’s treason

    Kurt you fucking stupid CUNT

  5. Remember, remember, the first of December
    For I know no reason to justify Kurt’s treason

  6. The media often refers to Northern Sudan as pro-Arab. If this was true the Sudanese would have been making the same kind of protests for the invasion of Iraq, the same way they did for the teddy bear incident.

    If Northern Sudan is so pro-Arab, why haven’t the Sudanese demanded the arrest of British and American high level government officials responsible for the genocide in Iraq?

  7. Um, what treason are you referring to? Did I somehow betray the US by suggesting religious nuts fellate each other for our amusement? Are you pissed because I defamed Islam, or because I defamed Christianity? Or are you a new breed of ecumenical fundamentalist? That would be awesome. dude!

    Oh, and no need to repeat yourself, honey. I heard you the first time. And it’s not very Islamic/Christian of you to keep shouting “cunt” at me, you silly menstrual felch. But I love you anyway!