Paris Hilton might have to work

 
 Booooo hooooo

Big Daddy Hilton has pledged over 97% of the Family fortune to Charity, so now the Hiltons will be kicked to the curb, no thanks to Paris' shananigans. Now, Paris and Nicky might have to start getting real jobs and like, ehh, work for a living. But what would she do exactly? It's not like she ever went to college or anything. I vote for Paris Hilton: Life Coach. Follow Paris' teachings and Life's Philosophy and have her introduce hotness in your life. That or she can continue her career as a pornstar. What do you think? What should be Paris Hilton's real Life Job?

Please leave your suggestions in the comment section. The girl needs our guidance!

Comments

  1. John Cunningham says:

    To be left with some of the remaining 3% of billions ain’t too shabby.

  2. Something tells me, she’ll get by.

  3. Actually, these rich guys need to stop leaving money to big charities, or even to any charity. They always become funding for left wing causes. He would be better to do something in the vein of the Protestant Work Ethic ™, which is use his money to start MORE businesses. Maybe he could start a training company for spoiled rich brats.

    Seriously, they best charity is to teach someone to work so that they can profit from their own labor. Other than things like orphanages, it would be better to set up a micro-loan organization if you absolutely have to give your money away.s

  4. What should be Paris Hilton’s real Life Job?

    Useful Idiot – how not to live your life.

  5. However, her Great-Grandfather tried to leave all of his money to charity too. But, it was her Grandfather who went to court to wrest the money (or at least a portion of it) back from the estate. So, there is a precedence in the family for the heirs left out of the will to totally disrespect the deceased and challenge the will in court.

    Hopefully, Grand-Dad has better lawyers draw up his will than the ones who did Great-Grand-Dad’s…

  6. reine.de.tout says:

    Not only did she not go to college, I believe I read somewhere she didn’t finish high school – I could be wrong, but when you’ve got all the money you need to live, who needs high school??

  7. I think she looks like a teenage Martha Stewart

  8. Eva, Canada says:

    She knows prison from the inside and has a flair for fashion. Why not combine both into a career? As a prison fashion designer she could do away with the orange jumpsuits, intorduce hot pink for murderers, baby pink for pedophiles, blue polka dots for wife beaters, glitter for embezzlers and high heels for everyone.

  9. She could, like, be really, like, good at cleaning up shit n’ stuff at the lapdog training school.

    Or maybe not.

  10. So many options for her 2 choose from…

    Well since she already did a sex tape i guess porn star is out…lol

    But let’s see…I think she could become an author of self help books like “How 2 f*ck a millionaire so that he will propose” or the ever popular…”How 2 spread your legs 4 a famous or not so famous penis and make money off it ”

    Or there is option 2: Professional Paid escort to the young and uselesslly famous

    This girl has no talent, no morals, average looks, a toothpicky thin body and she comes across as a total bubblehead..she belongs on an MTV show or something…

    Frankly she’s a waste of printed matter and television space and yet the media will continue to shove her down our throat…even though we are all vomitting up her skankily clad barbie doll edible figurine…go figure

  11. leave her alone, wouinnn !
    pôv petite fille riche

    why not replacing ladi Di for the fight against human bombs

  12. Nah, she needs to marry a rich oil sheik! :D

  13. brooklynjon says:

    Nomad,

    You mean as a human minesweeper? I think you’re on to something!

  14. BJ, yeah, it’s an idea, so long she stays hot magnetised

  15. Man, as much as i support your political opinion, i do now regret to see you in a quarreling over a life in leisure without work. What is wrong with Paris Hilton? That she is beautyful and rich? That she “did not go to college” as all honest people do? Or, worse, that she is an independent woman, and not, as you propose a “girl”? My, for a person of her rank she is really not the worst case. I support her, as long, as her selfnamed enemies just make a fool out of themselves by simple grudge.