Why the new Elissa album won’t sell


No cleavage, no legs, no exposed flesh. The Pioneer of boobie videos is trying to get serious and be taken seriously? Does that mean we will have to listen to her sing now? That's crazy talk. Next thing you know, Haifa will also demand respect for her "talent". Where would that leave us?

There better be some nudity in those new videos. Better be.


  1. I seriously hate her! even if she goes nude ewwww!

  2. but you forget the lips..

  3. Come on…can’t u picture yourself getting a blow job from those lips…lol

    Hey she has a half decent voice…Haifa is just selling T & A and openly saying so…what’s the shelf life on these plastic products anyways?

  4. I haven’t heard of her, but she looks beautiful.

    However, I’m not attracted to her as a man would be, so I see her in a different light.