Britney Spears may convert to Islam

Oh Joy…

U.S. pop star Britney Spears is allegedly so in
love with her new Muslim man she's considering converting to Islam to
marry him, British press reports revealed.

Spears, 26, and paparazzi boss Adnan Ghalib, 35, have been together for
around two-weeks, sparking huge media attention about her questionable
mental health and his real intentions.

 

The
couple claim to be very much in love and the troubled star's friends
have reportedly said that she is so in love with him that she plans to
marry him and convert to Islam, the UK's News of The World (NOTW)
reported.

And how is his family taking it?

NOTW also revealed that Ghalib's Sunni Muslim family in Birmingham are so horrified by his antics they have disowned him.

One family member told the paper: "His parents are devastated. This
week his dad gave him an ultimatum, ‘Give up Britney, or you are dead
to me,' which Adnan ignored."

Now that is a good father. Leave the stupid impressionable multi million dollar worth star who jumped in your car when her car broke down and then fucked you thus making you her new boyfriend despite being a paparazzi (i.e. a bloodsucking leech) or else you are no longer my son. Yeah, he will listen to that. Altough I have to admit, I am a little jealous: no stupid slutty multimillionare celebrity chick has ever jumped into my car, slept with me and demanded that I become her boyfriend. Not that I find Britney attractive or anything or would sleep with her willingly. It's just that she is an international celebrity, and I would totally do it for Egypt! Cause, you know, I am a patriot. A totally self-less patriot!

Comments

  1. Britney WHO?

  2. If this is him:
    http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/gallery/adnan-ghalib/
    why is he wearing a cross if he’s muslim?

    Maybe he wants to convert to christianity instead :P

  3. That’s not just a cross. That’s a rosary.

  4. Oh THANK GOD!

  5. Viva La Vida Islam

  6. There is absolutely no indication that they are sleeping around at all. The media is just so desperate for brittney news to sell papers that they will just plain lie at this point.

  7. Spears, 26, and paparazzi boss Adnan Ghalib, 35, have been together for
    around two-weeks, sparking huge media attention about her questionable
    mental health and his real intentions

    That should be his mental health and her real intentions. There’s no question about her mental health.

  8. I really like the last paragraph of the article, “Spears.. is said to be talking about plans to fake her own death and move to Pakistan with her new lover”

    I noticed in the comments some Al-Arabiya readers are taking Britney Spears way too seriously.

  9. Not that I find Britney attractive or anything or would sleep with her willingly

    Smart boy. You don’t want to catch what is going around Hollywood.

  10. the key issue here is that he is from birmingham and therefore has the dreaded brummie accent which is the dullest accent in the world and could easily work as an effective hypnotic.

    He has beautiful eyes, I’ll give him that but behind that vacant stare he’s probably a mercenary so and so.

  11. Please, please, please slap Britney in a burqa and forbid her to go out in public. Forbid her to drive, too. Let us make a gift of Britney to Islam. You’re welcome to her.

  12. brooklynjon says:

    Tantor,

    my sentiments exactly. Though I wish no ill upon her, I must note that an honor killing would free up time on the news for more substantive issues.

  13. islam is a good religion, maybe she can be a better person when she convert to that religion.

  14. well,Christian is a good religion too Kanina; just that she’s not practising what the Bible has asked her to do.just because she convert to Islam doesn’t mean she’ll be all good and better person.
    besides,it’s only two weeks relationship,for Heaven’s sake!

  15. we love britney spears and we hope she is become amuslim because islam is agooood religion

  16. Borrowing yet another page from the Madonna play book, Britney Spears has reportedly begun her own record label–Enslaved Records.

    Owned by Sony BMG Music Entertainment, Britney’s label is in negotiations to sign its first act.

    Hoping to equal the success of Maverick Record’s first cash cow, Alanis Morisette,
    Britney’s label is in negotiations with a New York based hard rock band called MEAN VENUS.

    Britney allegedly encountered MEAN VENUS mid-set some months ago at NJ’s legendary Stone Pony
    (the historic rock club where the likes of Bruce Springsteen cut his teeth)
    and offered the MEAN VENUS boys a deal on the spot.

    MEAN VENUS’ lead singer (who goes merely by the initial, J)
    has also been rumoured to be involved with Mrs. Spears in a more than professional capacity as well.

    The MEAN VENUS buzz began with the rumour that lead singer, J, was none other than the illegitimate son of Led zeppelin’s very own Robert Plant
    and that the unsigned band would be opening for the long awaited reunion tour commencing summer 2008.

  17. I don’ think that the islam thing is true. She was also into Kabbalah for about 30 seconds

    Britney Watch

  18. i dont thing that the others religion is true,,, =)

    No one cant stop britney, because she her right human,,, Why do you care about this woman,,,
    Let them go,,, or you just crying never see her again with bikini,,,,

    ISLAM IS THE TRUE RELIGION,,, TELL ME WHERE IS ISLAM WRONG??? NOONE CAN TELL ME,,, EVERY PASTOR,, OR FATHERS WHO WANT FIND THE MISTAKE OF AL-QURAN IS NOTHING,,,

    DONT YOU THINK ABOUT ISLAM IF YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ISLAM,,,

    Issue about islam is terrories is just BULLSHIT!!!! it is just provokation,,,,

    Welcome Britney,,, Allah is the most forgiveness,,,

    Islam will light you up…. Amin…

  19. ashley says:

    hey guyz blv me i think that’s fake and if she will turn to amuslim that would be because she want to which meanz that islam is the right religion

  20. exactly my sentiments!

    nice blog

    Regards
    Jeffrey

    http://doctors-jobs.net

  21. There is absolutely no indication that they are sleeping around at all. The media is just so desperate for brittney news to sell papers that they will just plain lie at this point.

    nice blog

    Regards
    Gwen

    http://medical-employment-australia.com

  22. vive l’islam,ISLAM is the greatest religion
    and the most powerfull system
    i actully love britny so much
    but islam dosent need brtney

  23. AbdEllahGogop says:

    Message for a people they want to say ‘ but islam dosent need brtney’ FAULT FAULT FAULT = C’est archéfaux’ I don’t know why some people can ‘t accepted this women in the islam, do you want to take same work for the devil, we want to win in this women for amore people to enter to Islam, (for me, they can’t acceptad of a wordwomen like Britney Spears because they not know verry match about the Islam and not the inverse )

  24. Assalamualiakum for Muslim
    and good morning fot non-muslim

    pls don’t make any disgusthing element what will be good
    is worth for good deed. Islam is agod religion only people who say/doing
    bad thing is not regconised by islam.So be a good guy and don’t hurt people.