The Saudis are Cuckoo

They preformed a special "Rain Prayer" (which is so different than a Raindance- raindances are fun and semi-naked!), and it failed. Why it failed, well, it could be because God already gave those people Oil up the ass and figured that this should make them shut the fuck up for a while, or it could be that the man is just too busy with war and genocide that he can't be bothered with a bunch of gulfies wanting some vanity rain. But that's my theory. Saudi clerics, on the other hand, blame it all-including the drought-on sinners , naturally! Ain't that nice?

Comments

  1. I bet they won’t have too much trouble finding sinners to blame it on. 100 to one these sinners turn out to be women or infidels.
    Any takers??

  2. Oh, infidels. Infidels are good.

  3. We’re plenty sinful up here, and we get rain galore! :D

  4. Come to think of it, it is raining here today. So that must mean that Tel Aviv is sinner and infidel free.

  5. 100 to one these sinners turn out to be women or infidels.

    Why not? The Indonesian tsunami was blamed on the sins of infidel tourists.

  6. Sinners could be all of the closet gay Saudi men..now there is a shocking thought..

    What exactly do they need rain for? It’s not like they have fertile soil. It’s all sand and they have enough oil money 2 desalinate sea water for bathing etc…

    Greenhouses would let them grow whatever they wanted otherwise…like the Israelis did in the Sinai

    Hey…no cheeky sarcastic story on Omar Bin Laden’s famous Egyptian tv interview..u really slacking off lately Monkey boy

  7. HAHAHAHA I have been sinning heavily these past 2 weeks. Now that I see results I might decide to up the ante and see what else they don’t get. It is an open invitation to anyone who wants to “Sin for a cause or another”.

    Peace, love and bed bugs!

  8. “Why not? The Indonesian tsunami was blamed on the sins of infidel tourists.”

    Oh really? Seems Allah would just get at the infidels at their home country instead of messing up a perfectly good Muslim country! What morons!!!

  9. CarpetCaptain says:

    Tedders icase u idnt know the tsunami was something that the US military made to kill large numbers of muslims. Apparently they didnt feel that they were doing a good enough job on their own. What fing morons is right!