How the news sounds to me

This is brilliant!


  1. “ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang”

    my sentiments exactly!

  2. Forget theonion. Forget you, SM. I am scarred for life. I will never be able to read another piece of news coming from ME.

  3. Roman Kalik says:

    Amazing… Never has parody been so ironically accurate.

  4. This newspaper is free in San Francisco

  5. Hilarious.
    Yes, Onion got it just right.