How to overcome masturbation

The Mormon Way!


  1. I know I can overcome it, I just choose not to do it.
    Damn. I guess I used this same line with cigarettes, crack and Pokemon.
    At least now I can “hanky panky” without fear like the good pastor said.

  2. lol at religion. You can’t have sex, but you can’t jackoff.

    The mormons, 20 percent of the population, here drink so I assume they jackoff as well.

  3. Good grief…! :(

  4. what’s then with “mind masturbation” ? better sleep all day long :lol:

  5. Olive Picker says:

    What *I* would like is meet the “afflicted” who tried to stop masturbation together :D

  6. a sheik told me lots of guys are shooting blanks because they masturbated. and then i asked my self is he a doctor to know that for sure? but then i later knew that he gives fatwa in almost anything that comes to his mind.

  7. Twosret says:

    Some dude must have been on drugs and very high to write this stuff :)

  8. anonymous says:

    Where do this shit? Hilarious..that and the onion news article…

    U sure weren’t gone long…glad 2 know it wasn’t as bad as all that…

  9. I….I just hope they don’t breed.

  10. I….I just hope they don’t breed.

  11. masturbation is natural – and to say its a sin is just religions way of making us not enjoy ourself. sex and masturbation is the least of the ills in the world, how about violence and killing all in the name of peoples beliefs!! long live masturbation