Don’t touch your privates in Italy

You might just go to jail for..ehh..adjusting yourself!


  1. “In a landmark judgement with far-reaching social implications, Italy’s highest appeals court has ruled it is a criminal offence for Italian men to touch their genitals in public.”

    Would substitutes do?

  2. Yah. Sure.

    Why do I believe something is missing, here? Why do I suspect he was patting his crotch while he was leering at somebody’s lush and modest wife or daughter?

  3. Valery, I would not say so, he just have some tiny beasts that scratch him,

    well it’s not a very elegant manner, may-be he doesn’t know

  4. I guess Vincent Gallo would be arrested right now if that pic on Sandmonkey’s other article about this stud was in Italy. He has a tight grip on his “attributi’s” :-)

  5. Hmmm, I think there are going to be a lot of Italian men in jail. Adjusting themselves seems to be as natural as breathing :)

  6. I am so for this. It is just so disgusting! It should be implemented here too.. everywhere. Women don’t do things like that.. only men

  7. And this coming from a land known for naked statues…

  8. LOL!!

  9. No more scratching means more showers. Maybe.