Amy and Noby are back

The crazy lovebirds who fell in love at first sight in an internet cafe in Hurghada despite their inability to speak each other's language and then got married are back. And Unfortunately the news isn't as scandalous as one had hoped. She is not pregnant, not veiled and she is not 30 kg overweight from eating egyptian food. But it does seem like that she left Noby behind.

After she wed Mohamed El Sayed, 30, in a traditional Egyptian
celebration last December, the 18-year-old proclaimed her new home in
Egypt was all she had ever dreamed of.

But last night, her father James, a 42-year-old electrician, said
that as far as he and his wife were concerned, their daughter was now
back home for good.

At the family home in Beaumont, Cumbria, he said: ‘It is fantastic
but we don’t want to talk about it at this stage. As you can imagine,
we have a lot to talk about and we are getting things sorted out
between us. We just want her to get settled and we will take things
from there. After all, she is an adult.’

But that's not what Noby thinks… 

 ‘She told me she was going back to England for a while to see her
friends and try to repair her relationship with her family,’ he said at
the two-room home they shared with his family outside Cairo. ‘We speak
every day and I am expecting her back in a couple of weeks.’

But Amy's father paints a different picture…

But Mr Robson and his wife Janet, 33, have arranged for Amy to stay
with her grandparents in a remote village in Northumbria, in the hope
that her husband will not be able to reach her.

When her father was told that Amy’s husband thought she was simply home for a holiday, he said: ‘They have their views and as ever they will always be manipulated. That is why she is in
this other place, some neutral ground, so no pressure can be put on

Sounds like they are brainwashing her to keep her away from Noby. Surely, ZA BOWER of LOVE will prevail. Surely she wants to get back to Noby in Banha, where he lives with his mom and the other 97 members of his family in a 3 room apartment. 

But last week, when a Mail on Sunday reporter visited her at her
grandparents’ house and asked her if she intended to return to Egypt,
she said: ‘I don’t know.’ Appearing extremely thin and smiling
nervously, she gave the same answer when asked if she was planning to
stay in Britain permanently.

NOOOOOOOOOO. The brainwashing is working. FREE AMY. Bring Amy back to Noby! The Drama has to go on. Come on now! This is too funny to end in such a sensible way. And we still haven't brought her any McDonalds.

Goddamn it!

Soo not fair!

0 comment on Amy and Noby are back

  1. Adam B.
    June 2, 2008 at 7:26 pm

    Ha ha ha…! I remember when you wrote part 1 of this story – I seriously thought you had it right back then, but the british girl seems to live in a world of her own… She seems ignorant of the pressures of both sides of her family! Lol, priceless!!! 😀

  2. Zeph
    June 3, 2008 at 6:18 am

    I beg to differ, she is on a different plane altogether, and is rehearsing the lines for the <a href=””
    presumptive Democratic candidate for the Whitehouse.

    Q: Sen. Obama, what is your plan for fighting the Al-Qaeda?
    A: ‘I don’t know.’
    Q: What about the trade deficit with China?
    A: ‘I don’t know.’
    Q: What will happen to the government in Iraq after the US withdrawal?
    A: ‘I don’t know.’
    Look how better it is as opposed to “Just let me eat my waffle” thingy !

  3. anonymous
    June 3, 2008 at 11:20 pm

    ur craaaazzzzzy…. 🙂

  4. CarpetCaptain
    June 4, 2008 at 12:35 am

    Talk about going to great lengths to piss off your parents.

  5. TeacherLady
    June 4, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    “ZA BOWER OF LOVE”, I laughed out loud. Ah the Egyptian tongue… It speaks of love and lust without the use of the letter P… HOT! 🙂

  6. Kurt
    June 8, 2008 at 5:59 am

    The Saga of Amy & Noby deserves to be turned into some kind of epic Celtic ballad, thousands of verses long, with England and Egypt represented by Ancient Irish Kingdoms. The Horned God and the Maiden Goddess could descend upon the Emerald Arches while Druids and naked Elves whirled in the Spiral Dance around an oak tree and shit. Then Amy’s family, represented by Banshees, would descend upon The Pale as Noby chained himself to a boulder and fought them off with a tennis racket or something.

    Crazy awesome.

  7. Judas
    June 24, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    I see Noby is still waiting as she is still here, saw her yesterday, she was out for a walk near her grandparents house in the northeast

  8. noby
    July 15, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    I do not know what to say What I respond to me and I do not know is whether or involving a response to the response of those who do not know all the love and some love Amy to some


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