Egyptians invented Bowling

So says the Discovery channel , and the Discovery Channel is GOD when it comes to this stuff! I personally believe it. I mean, after a long day of building pyramids, wouldn't you too wanna go to a bowling bar*?

*They must've had them. We invented Beer too, BITCHES! 

Comments

  1. Maram says:

    hahaha people must’ve been mad.. we invented hockey too :p

  2. leo says:

    I’d say either beer is logical step from bowling or bowling is logical step from beer. Viva Egyptians!!!

  3. Madouc says:

    Actually the first known instance of beer was in Iran under the Sumerians, a pre-semetic people.

    http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9E0CE0D61E3EF936A35752C1A964958260

  4. Mavis says:

    Did anyone tell the Russians that the Egyptians invented bowling? They’re gonna be pissed.

  5. Jack says:

    Think about all those mullets in middle america who think they invented bowling.

  6. Jack says:

    OTH, only an idiot would really care who invented bowling.
    I bet it is anti-Islamic though.

  7. Egypte-Fan says:

    Yes it is true the Egyptians invented Bowling

  8. Noona says:

    its hard to believe, but we also invented american football, yet we dont even have a team. utter humiliation.

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