Me and Lisa on Gchat!
Lisa: i'm watching Obama. he gives good speech.
5:46 PM me: yes
he is very well spoken
5:47 PM Lisa: mccain's wife gives me the creeps
she's so blonde and toothy
and tightly wound
me: u hate her cause she is pretty
5:48 PM admit it
me: she is rich
Lisa: i'm not that type
5:49 PM me: and has access to percesetts
Lisa: oh god, he is drooling over aipac. i want to vomit
5:53 PM Lisa: his first speech as the dem nominee has to be to aipac??
Lisa: god, this is going to feed into the walt mearsheimer tinfoil hat wearing crowd
cause no one believes it
they just think he is doing it to get elected
everyone knows the blacks hate the Jews
5:54 PM Lisa: he just reminded them of the jewish involvement in freedom summer
me: then again, who doesn't?
5:56 PM Lisa: the BBC announcer just said "jewish lobby in the united states" instead of "israel lobby"
they do it all the time and no-one calls them on it
most AIPAC people are Christians, for heaven's sake
5:57 PM but the jews pay them to join
Lisa: geez, you are part of the conspiracy, aren't you?