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Joy to the WORLD!

June 30, 2008 By 3 Comments

VERNE TROYER HAS A SEX TAPE. Mini-Me has a sex tape. with his girlfriend. Who is tall, not very tall, normal sized really, but a giant in Verne standards. AWESOME. I wanna see it. Does anyone know where I can download it? You think he uses his whole arm? I am a perv, I know, but goddamn it, human midgit celebrity sex. Now that's must-see TV! Fuck you Highschool Musical. Fuck you! 

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  1. Craig says:
    June 30, 2008 at 8:22 pm

    Only 21 seconds worth in this clip, and nothing hardcore:

    http://xhamster.com/movies/42081/verne_troyer_sex_tape.html

    I’d look for the whole thing but I really DON’T wanna see it :O

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  2. CarpetCaptain says:
    June 30, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    I’m permanently scarred! Never thought i’d ever watch midget porn.

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  3. RocketRay says:
    July 2, 2008 at 1:31 am

    THAT WHICH HAS BEEN SEEN
    CANNOT BE UNSEEN

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