Joy to the WORLD!

VERNE TROYER HAS A SEX TAPE. Mini-Me has a sex tape. with his girlfriend. Who is tall, not very tall, normal sized really, but a giant in Verne standards. AWESOME. I wanna see it. Does anyone know where I can download it? You think he uses his whole arm? I am a perv, I know, but goddamn it, human midgit celebrity sex. Now that's must-see TV! Fuck you Highschool Musical. Fuck you! 

Comments

  1. Only 21 seconds worth in this clip, and nothing hardcore:

    http://xhamster.com/movies/42081/verne_troyer_sex_tape.html

    I’d look for the whole thing but I really DON’T wanna see it :O

  2. CarpetCaptain says:

    I’m permanently scarred! Never thought i’d ever watch midget porn.

  3. RocketRay says:

    THAT WHICH HAS BEEN SEEN
    CANNOT BE UNSEEN