My presidential campaign gaining traction

Even the Media is starting to notice, and while you are at it, join the campaign that's changing the nation.

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  1. Hilarious!
    I’ll vote!
    :-) )

  2. I bet you guys are wondering how the hell I pulled this one off, eh?

    No I didn’t sell my soul to the Mossad or the AIPAC lobby, in return for this handsome popularity reward. God knows it didn’t hurt though, being a Snarky Neo-con American Right-wing Zionist Christian Imperialist within the parameters of the biggest (latent) Zionist threat since King David. Call me a Benedict Arnold all you want, George Washington died broke, Benedict (like pope Benedict) got paid on the other hand.

    Ahh Zionism, you got to love it. I say always stick with the winners baby. I’m not even an American citizen and I am already running with McCain and Obama. Go Rothschild, Bloomberg as my running mates.

    Take that you hater’s, eat your heart out!

  3. Well if Schwarzenegger can – so can the Sandmonkey :)

  4. How much did that cost you SM? :)

  5. Mike Nargizian says:

    best part was that hot ass ex Maxim model, g-d bless her.
    but when I first watched it I figured it was a spoof? and that you photoshopped the picture on the bus in the video? did you?

    Call me a Benedict Arnold all you want, George Washington died broke, Benedict (like pope Benedict) got paid on the other hand.

    lol… if you call living in shame and exile in your later years winning?

    Ahh Zionism, you got to love it. I say always stick with the winners baby. I’m not even an American citizen and I am already running with McCain and Obama. Go Rothschild, Bloomberg as my running mates.

    tongue in cheek I know but I’m just curious when/where are-or-did “the zionists” win and win what did “they” win?

  6. Mike Nargizian says:

    just actually watched it instead of listening to most of it while check my email… lol… ok so how do you get the site to put in the images?

  7. It cost me nothing actually, so let this be a true lesson in PR.
    All I had to do was show a little pretense towards American Israeli policy within the Middle East, who cares if I agree with it or not.

    By being ostentatiously pro Israeli inspite of the disproportionate Zionist-genocidal-reaction inflicted on the Palestinians as if they were cattle. Israel has been able to send agents within the ranks of the Palestinians to divide and conquer them so that tells you that these are indeed a race of cut throat stop at nothing winners. I mean look at how Hamas is perceived for firing a few bottle rockets into Israel in retaliation to years of oppressive rule, demolishing their homes, letting babies die at checkpoint’s. Israeli Jews are the hottest thing right now. All I did was choose the winners. Who cares if Jews are a little sketchy and trigger happy after the Holocaust, I would be too if my grandmother was gassed, I’d shoot your mom just for the hell of it if you looked at me funny. Only difference is, real Jews are smart and will try to keep it in the family. You see Jews rule cause even though Hamas is only trying to defend its neighborhoods they are condemned by the world. See the power and glory in that? If you can’t beat em, join em. McCain and Obama did and so have I.

    News flash, Jews run America. It has been bought and paid for a long long time ago.

    News Flash: Bin Laden didn’t blow up the towers either. I sincerely believe that with all of my heart but I wouldn’t be caught dead saying that publicly if I weren’t so happily intoxicated.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD5WlQ54Sg0

    I LOVE DIMPLE!

  8. “News flash, Jews run America. It has been bought and paid for a long long time ago.”

    Fucking retard – inbred trash like you probably do believe the wild and irrational conspiracy theories the half wits of the world cling to for an anchor in their pathetic self loathing unseeing world. Yeah, the Jewish overlords elected the anti semite Jimmy Carter to the Presidency no doubt. You’re world is just as wrong as you are. What other excuse can you have for being such a loser, couldn’t be that your inadequate and useless in today’s world, could it? Stop using the sandmonkey moniker jackass.

  9. boo hoo hoo Tedders boo hoo hoo

  10. It’s all a big fucking joke you retard. Plus back in the day of Jimmy Carter, any president was better than the one leaving office. Same goes with Bush, anybody is better than him, watch the eventual 180 Obama pulls, then you will know that Jimmy was just against apartheid and by no means an anti Semite you right wing ass wipe, but Obama, oh dear, wait till you what he will do. And the good thing about it, you can’t stop him. The more you say anything against him, the more they will scream racist, just as you scream anti semite when a Palestinian fights back an occupier trying to sodomize his babies. What a icky situation you guys have made of the Jewish debate all over again with this racial superiority inclination. Go die Tedders, I give you guys props, but if any Jew doesn’t like iwhat i say then then they can suck my dick.

    Thank you now leave me be before I block you biatches.

  11. Oh shit, I just threw up!

  12. “watch the eventual 180 Obama pulls,”

    We’re all watching Barry do 180′s on his original position everyday, I believe the term is, “flip flopping”.

    ” when a Palestinian fights back an occupier trying to sodomize his babies.”
    “but if any Jew doesn’t like iwhat i say then then they can suck my dick.”

    The quality of your argument is underwhelming, your choice of analogies are a window to your undeveloped thought process, your blind devotion is lemming like. Good luck worshipping at the alter of Obamessiah, you’re in for a let down which ever way it goes.

  13. Teddy-Wanker bear with the foul mouth and futile attempts at portraying yourself as a learned individual are at best lame.
    - “We’re all watching Barry do 180’s on his original position everyday, I believe the term is, “flip flopping”.-
    -”Yeah, the Jewish overlords elected the anti semite Jimmy Carter to the Presidency no doubt.”-

    Your wishful thinking is quite contrite, lacking in its very essence of any relevance, yet alone fact. All that is there is discombobulated fervor and a panic to cover up the lameness you dweeb.

  14. mabrook blahblahma says:

    180 indeed Sandmonkey…..he’s put the wacky left fringe under the bus, and has embraced his inner Rush. So the letters O-B-A-M-A spell out President McCain in November.

  15. mabrook blahblahma says:

    Sand monkey

    1 stay clear of the sauce.

    2 that tin hat is on a bit to0 tight DONTCHA THINK :\

    3 get the sand out of your ears

    4 you’re not Cheeky or Funny some of us lost friends…..don’t need your boo-hoo it’s been 7 years….the smell of burning flesh is permanant.

    it’s very disconcerting when a growing number fellow egyptian americans decide to toot the horn of the wacky left——-no cogent rational thinking, THE SAME COOKY ARAB WITH AN AMERICAN ACCENT.

  16. Roman Kalik says:

    And the trolling in the comment section continues, now with added identity theft!

    For those who didn’t get it, that isn’t Sandmonkey commenting, but rather just our most recent troll, who changes screen names at random and who most likely decided to check if he could take the extra step, using the Sandmonkey handle while linking to this site.

  17. CarpetCaptain says:

    Yeah i figured that it was Dirty/mona. I didnt think that Sandmonkey was brain dead and on life support.

  18. mabrook blahblahma says:

    i figured……my apologies sandmonkey

  19. Sometime in your next fifteen minutes of fame, can you please get the word out that ethanol is whiskey? This is important to many of us that live in the Ozark Mountains.

  20. “please get the word out that ethanol is whiskey?”

    That’s why my car has been a bit sluggish!!! :)

  21. mohamed the #1st says:

    Wow I knew it wasn’t you are least that your readers wouldn’t believe it. I knew it right away from how cool the song actually was. If it wasn’t Sandmonkey then who is it? Who is this Mona Carpetcaptain?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD5WlQ54Sg0

    Wicked Song btw although I dont think that any of your readers are into this kinda music or thinking. Except maybe Tarek, Mohamed, Twosret, Myself and a few other patriotic anons who don’t subscribe to the common media hype.

  22. mabrook blahblahma says:

    I still reiterate my comment no. 16

  23. still my name if you can says:

    I cannot understand you people. Please, stop dedicating so much of you time to this troll. Don’t you know the rule, if you touch pile of shit it just begins to stink even more. Just ignore the poor guy and he will go away soon enough.

  24. sandmonkey says:

    only a test

  25. still my name if you can says:

    Post 25 is not sandmonkey’s. It is mine. Sorry.

  26. Right Vs. Left Wing! says:

    So I guess a troll is just someone from the left wing, out numbered by the right wing. In other words a guerrilla with unorthodox techniques. So in fact if the Israeli’s weren’t so well equipped by Rothschild’s influence then they would be called guerrillas as well. Did I get that right? But what if a whole bunch of people who are guerrilla trolls decided to dedicate unlimited amounts of time and resources to tip the scales. Then eventually the right wing will be the trolls. Isn’t trolling illegal in some parts in regards to fishing because it results in over fishing because trolling is just so effective.

    In the end, it may be unorthodox and retarded but you must respect the fact that they have resorted to any methods in an attempt to never give up. If that entailed eating their own feces, I am sure they would do that too. Bringing new meaning to the words eat shit and die. But if doing so caused the enemy to roll over and die, we would see an increasing no of enemy fatalities.

  27. Right Vs. Left Wing! says:

    And the eating of ones own feces, weird but true.

  28. This is great SM! :) Campaign slogan can be “i have as much experince as Obama!” LOL

    Golden rule everyone” Please don’t feed the trolls”!

  29. Mike Nargizian says:

    Yo Sam -
    I’m no right wing nut… but I gotta say I’m dissappointed to read what you wrote. Your over the top tongue in cheek sarcasm goes over the top sometimes and I think you let out some of your true feelings in bashing tedders…

    Jimmy Carter, any president was better than the one leaving office. Same goes with Bush, anybody is better than him, watch the eventual 180 Obama pulls, then you will know that Jimmy was just against apartheid and by no means an anti Semite you right wing ass wipe,

    A lot of very left wing very erudite Jews – some of whom were good friends with Carter disagree now with your statement. And Obama is a die hard hard left winger. If he centers himself now, that’s a fact of the political process, period.

    The more you say anything against him, the more they will scream racist, just as you scream anti semite when a Palestinian fights back an occupier trying to sodomize his babies.

    Sodomize their babies? You wanna rethink that statement or do you truly stick by that one?

    What a icky situation you guys have made of the Jewish debate all over again with this racial superiority inclination. Go die Tedders, I give you guys props, but if any Jew doesn’t like iwhat i say then then they can suck my dick.

    “Of the Jewish Debate”? speaking of a racist remark? I ddin’t fucking know there was a “debate” on the “Jewish thing” or “Jewish question” as the Nazis used to refer to it. Sam, did you ask the Jewish girls you were taking out in college, like the one you met that day in the city, if you were “debating” the question of Jews? Or does all that relentless anti-semitism covert and overt in the Arab world have you believing some moral superiority over Jewish people… excpet the “good ones” you happen to know? (/sarcasm)

    I’d appreciate a reply.

  30. to the guy named mike says:

    dont waste ur breath it wasn’t sm!!!!!!!! but a clown impersonating sm.

  31. Mike, that wasn’t Sandmonkey, it’s a troll using his moniker to stir up discontent among his legions of readers. Go back and look at some of the posts, look at my post #9, last sentence, I knew it wasn’t the blogmaster writing that tripe, and Roman’s #17 post. It’s easy to skip over some posts or part of them but this person using sandmonkey’s moniker is obviously not our beloved Sandmonkey but is a very inferior substitute, a troll. For myself I know I should follow the advise in post #24 and #31 and not feed the trolls. I know better but sometimes it’s just too much fun seeing them go all wiggly on themselves!!! :) As an example of their profound wisdom here is one of their tactics to achieve a supposed victory.

    “If that entailed eating their own feces, I am sure they would do that too.”

    I guess they don’t realize that they are doing that, so much so that their brains are already full!! :)

  32. Right Vs. Left Wing! says:

    That’s it, you kiss Tetters, precisely the idea behind his second post, winning over the minds of the absolved ziolinists wah wah — All he had to do was show a little pretense towards American Israeli policy within the Middle East, who cares if he agreed with it or not….KUDOS for proving our point.

    The Guerrilla’s always win in the end dick brain — HAA!

    Sandmonkey I love how you have been able to fool them all this time he hee.
    A true Raafat Hagaan indeed!

  33. Right Vs. Left Wing! says:

    One day they will make a series about you too SM.

    Its strange how this fact is blotted out in Israel society, their Mossad supposedly being one of the best, being infiltrated by the Egyptian intelligence.

    Join the Kibbutz or the Knesset or whatever they call their shit and raise hell. SM for King of the Kibbutz, Likud Labor KAn Nesst It…

  34. Sandmonkey, you never let me down!! I love your sarcasm, baby. When you become president of the United States, I’ll start a campaign to have Western Canada merge with our southern neighbours. You heard it here first, folks.

  35. Sandmonkey — You funny bastard. :) You have my vote!

  36. Can we adapt this video to the Middle East?
    Sandmonkey for the trans-arab kindgom or something? Elections will be held in, ehemmm, 2060..

  37. Hey, can we adapt this video to the Middle East?
    Sandmonkey for the trans-arab kindgom or something? Elections will be held in, ehemmm, 2060…
    Then I will have a coup against you. You heard it here, folks.

  38. Yeap, twice.

  39. #43.

    Déjà vu all over again.

  40. Sandmonkey,

    IMHO if you removed original post #43 you should probably remove my reply #43 (formerly know as #44) too.

    Thank you

  41. I hate Zionist Theives says:

    He’s too dense in the head Leo!

    Sandmonkey is a drop in the ocean of a long line of discontent sell outs.

    Nothing new here!.

  42. Zionist Sandmonkey Abberation says:

    Zionist Sandmonkey Abberation
    1. I bet you guys are wondering how the hell I pulled this one off, eh?
    No I didn’t sell my soul to the Mossad or the AIPAC lobby, in return for this handsome popularity reward. God knows it didn’t hurt though, being a Snarky Neo-con American Right-wing Zionist Christian Imperialist within the parameters of the biggest (latent) Zionist threat since King David. Call me a Benedict Arnold all you want, George Washington died broke, Benedict (like pope Benedict) got paid on the other hand.
    Ahh Zionism, you got to love it. I say always stick with the winners baby. I’m not even an American citizen and I am already running with McCain and Obama. Go Rothschild, Bloomberg as my running mates.
    Take that you hater’s, eat your heart out!
    It cost me nothing actually, so let this be a true lesson in PR.
    All I had to do was show a little pretense towards American Israeli policy within the Middle East, who cares if I agree with it or not.
    By being ostentatiously pro Israeli inspite of the disproportionate Zionist-genocidal-reaction inflicted on the Palestinians as if they were cattle. Israel has been able to send agents within the ranks of the Palestinians to divide and conquer them so that tells you that these are indeed a race of cut throat stop at nothing winners. I mean look at how Hamas is perceived for firing a few bottle rockets into Israel in retaliation to years of oppressive rule, demolishing their homes, letting babies die at checkpoint’s. Israeli Jews are the hottest thing right now. All I did was choose the winners. Who cares if Jews are a little sketchy and trigger happy after the Holocaust, I would be too if my grandmother was gassed, I’d shoot your mom just for the hell of it if you looked at me funny. Only difference is, real Jews are smart and will try to keep it in the family. You see Jews rule cause even though Hamas is only trying to defend its neighborhoods they are condemned by the world. See the power and glory in that? If you can’t beat em, join em. McCain and Obama did and so have I.
    News flash, Jews run America. It has been bought and paid for a long long time ago.
    News Flash: Bin Laden didn’t blow up the towers either. I sincerely believe that with all of my heart but I wouldn’t be caught dead saying that publicly if I weren’t so happily intoxicated.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD5WlQ54Sg0
    I LOVE DIMPLE!