Ask Alec Baldwin

Hey people,

I am having a Q&A session with none other than Alec Baldwin next week, which should be interesting to say the least (I will be trying really hard not to scream " You are worthress Arrec Bardwin" to his face every 2 minutes. God Help me I want to soo bad!). That being said, since y'all have been patient with me and all, if you do have a question of your own that you want to ask the leader of F.A.G., please leave it in the comment section and I will pick the best two questions and give them to the man to his increasingly round face.

Oh, and by the way, I am still blogging over there. Come over and make some noise! 

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  1. EgyPeter
    September 11, 2008 at 12:53 am

    Yeah – Ask him why he such a political douche bag.

  2. RocketRay
    September 11, 2008 at 1:50 am

    Ask him what he thought of his portrayal in “Team America”.

    Then ask him of his opinion of political activism by Hollywood celebrities.

  3. Mike Nargizian
    September 11, 2008 at 4:35 am

    Well – grrrreat thing he doesn’t know you blog so that he might see what you think of him ahead of time and then be even more open to your questions…

    The onnnnly thing anyone is interested in hearing Alec talk about – the only question anyone cares about him answering is……………….. drumrollllllllllllllll plllllllllllllease…………

    “Hey Alec the whole drama with your wife and daughter is unfortunate… my empathy…. but seriously, in regards to Jennifer Love did you hit that or what? and if so did she actually shut up during?”

    Trust me… he badly wants to answer that question… his ego is dying to.

  4. Paul
    September 11, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    My question is for you Sandmonkey. You seem like a fairly smart guy. You take some time to use your gray matter. You use sarcasm to combat hatred. Just look at your screen name here.
    Why do you feel that you can use the word fag? It is offensive. If you are gay and want to call yourself a fag, fine. If you are arabic and want to call yourself a sandmonkey, fine.
    If you are trying to be offensive and use these words for hate, that’s not at all cool.

  5. tedders
    September 11, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    Hey Alec, how’s your daughter doing since you showed her what a compassionate caring and patient parent you are?

    Is he still planning on quitting acting (good idea!) and pursuing a career in politics? (maybe not so good an idea!)

    Great Alec Quotes:

    “That’s what I hate about Arnold Schwarzenegger. His only credentials are that he ran a fitness program under some bygone president…I’m Tocqueville compared to Schwarzenegger.”

    When asked why not be governor of California, Baldwin replied: “Then I would have to live in California. And who wants to live in California?”

    eight days before President Bill Clinton was to be impeached, Baldwin said “if we were in another country… we would stone Henry Hyde to death and we would go to their homes and kill their wives and their children. We would kill their families”

    Baldwin has called Vice President Dick Cheney a terrorist, and claimed that “he terrorizes our enemies abroad and innocent citizens here at home indiscriminately.” He later recanted this statement, saying that Cheney was not a terrorist but rather “a lying, thieving oil whore and a murderer of the U.S. Constitution”.

    Called Bush a “trust fund puppet” and Cheney a “constitution-hating sociopath” and a “hate-filled maniac”

    Baldwin once compared the 2000 presidential election to the September 11, 2001 attacks: “I know that’s a harsh thing to say, perhaps, but I believe that what happened in 2000 did as much damage to the pillars of democracy as terrorists did to the pillars of commerce in New York City.”

    “If I ever ran for anything, the thing I would like to be is governor of New York.”

    New York! Oh really! I’d like to hear what he feels about Sarah Palin and John MCCain. I can’t think of a better endorsement than having Alec Baldwin call you a little pig!! LOL

    Maybe we can get him to post here at SM’s!!

  6. Mike Nargizian
    September 11, 2008 at 11:47 pm

    tedders – just bcs I’m temporarily bored… but you don’t have any fin idea what actually went down in his divorce with his wife so just bcs he’s a liberal and a provocateur perhaps – you should find other things to joke about than the sad tug of war with his ex who’s apparently more than a little off herself.

    Paul – being a homosexual in the Arabic world is probably being worse than being one in the US 100 years ago…. Irshad Manji (spelling?) coudn’t move a single stone in an argument despite being very well spoken and very brave… bcs all you have to do on Al Jazeera is say she’s a lesbian and that’s game set match in 99% of any Arabic person’s mind watching… even if/when the person on the other side is some moron with 1/100th her intellect repping the Muslim Brotherhood who still believes the world is flat…

  7. Mike Nargizian
    September 11, 2008 at 11:53 pm

    On a serious note a few questions for Sandmonkey –

    1) How is it you are going to be able to ask Baldwin questions? Is this a group questioning or just you mano -y- mano?
    2) How did you get this privilege or honor?
    3) Do you think you are cool enough to pull off – even if just privately – asking Baldwin if he banged Jennifer Love?


  8. Eric
    September 12, 2008 at 1:17 am

    And I just rewatched Team America last weekend. And now Kim is in trouble. Hmmmm?

  9. Stacy
    September 12, 2008 at 4:40 am

    Ask please: Sir F.A.G., why exactly did you not leave the U.S. when you said you would?

  10. tedders
    September 12, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    Hey Mike, bored? With all this election excitement going on!! LOL
    I didn’t mention Baldwins divorce or Kim, who like you said must be a bit unhinged herself. I did mention his demeaning rant at his 10 or 11 year old daughter on a telephone recorder.

    I’m a parent of them same aged children, it’s frustrating at times but I have never called my children names, threatened them, called them pigs. I do think the episode is relevant as an insight to the kind of man Baldwin is. Now it’s been recorded in the shameless hall of fame of today’s society, I couldn’t care less myself. If he wants to run for political office that’s fine but he’s hardly someone I would consider voting for. Is he Passionate, uncontrollable, explosive, irrational, yes, a good leader? No.

    Stacy, I think I read (who really knows) that the episode you mention may have been overblown. Snopes says there has never been a quote by Baldwin stating he would move if Bush won. Baldwin says he said, “It would be a good time to move if Bush won”. To bad he didn’t follow his own “good” advice.

    The song about him in “Team America” really comes closest to the reality of Sir F.A.G.

  11. gail
    September 12, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    tedders or more like inbredders,

    haven’t we all had enough of this hair on your chest, grab a gun, save democracy shoot an ‘moozlum’, guard your ass from the flag burning fag smoking a dubbie while huggin a tree——– shit.

    enough is enough put Mac in a nursing home and get palin a 10 year deal with disney!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. gail
    September 12, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    a couple of titles come to mind

    ‘Marry Poppins Goes to Warshington’

    ‘National Lampoon’s Whitehouse Vacation’

    ‘The Von Craps’

    casting a younger version of Edie McClure would be ideal.

  13. Paul
    September 12, 2008 at 4:29 pm

    Am I missing something here with all of the Sir FAG stuff?

    Are all of you referencing something that I am unaware of or are you throwing around the word fag to spread more hatred and homophobia?

    Let me know.

  14. gail
    September 12, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    no paul the said word reference by above ‘wrong wing’ trolls refers to a right wing animation production by trey parker and matt stone called TEAM AMERICA.

  15. thewiz
    September 12, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    Ask Alec “Do you really think that being a smart Alec is a good way to further your cause?” “Do you understand just how much damage you have done for Liberalism?” “Do you realize that you are the exact equal of Ann Coulter?”

    He is one of the fools that thinks that anything that generates publicity for him is good for the cause. He needs to understand that just because some innane statement generates headlines and publiticty doesn’t mean it serves any real purpose.

  16. Becky
    September 12, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    Hey tedders!
    Hope you and your family are safe..the photos of Galveston look pretty bad.

  17. Becky
    September 12, 2008 at 6:56 pm

    11 yr old wonder she won’t call him

  18. Becky
    September 12, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    Lots of Prayers, Monkeys!
    I’m in middle America, and we are already preparing..places are asking for volunteers,etc.

  19. tedders
    September 13, 2008 at 1:14 am

    Paul, ” Sir FAG” is a reference from the movie “Team America”. You can do a search on Youtube and see some pertinent scenes.

    gail, woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning when you saw Obamessiah’s poll numbers dropping like a lead sinker? He’s saving the Republican’s the trouble by swiftboating himself! I probably have as many or more Muslim friends than you, they all agree with me. I think your wrong about “Team America” being a right wing animation production. If you understood anything about nuance and sarcasm (obviously you don’t) you might see it as just the opposite of what you think, they pretty much saterize and ridicule every side in the movie.

    “Team America itself satirizes the perceived jingoism that leads American administrations to take unilateral foreign policy action that critics deride as “policing the world”. The Film Actors Guild (F.A.G.) satirizes the naïve and egotistical nature of Hollywood celebrities’ political activism. The F.A.G., “Film Actors Guild” is a reference to the Screen Actors Guild.”

    Subtlety ain’t exactly your forte’, is it?

    Thank you bunches Becky! We’ll be alright, we’re on high ground here, at least 770′ above sea level!. We’re all hair on our chest, grabbin guns, savin democracy, shootin ‘moozlums’ and guardin our ass from the flag burning fag smoking dubbies that are huggin a tree! So ya know, we’ll be fine!! LMAO!! I hope your doing fine as well.

    “11 yr old wonder she won’t call him”

    That’s what the sane people of the world saw in smart alec’s phone message! Who would volunteer to be in the same room as Alec Baldwin? Er, …besides Sandmonkey!! LOL

  20. njrazd
    September 13, 2008 at 2:58 am

    Please ask him if he has his home picked out in Europe for when McCain-Palin crush Obama-Biden in the elections.

    He’s promised twice before that he was going to leave and he hasn’t yet, but the third time has to be the charm.

  21. Becky
    September 13, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    Wow, I’m impressed! Tedders lives in Houston, I think.
    In defense of all of those Texans who stayed behind, I grew up in tornado country. After 10 zillion warnings, It’s hard to think *this* storm will be the nightmare. I was watching CNN, and they were pretty condescending and judgemental about that.
    In Mississippi during Katrina, I saw signs “you loot, we shoot”..that scared me more..yep, rabid republicans can be dangerous..

  22. tedders
    September 13, 2008 at 9:21 pm

    Hi Becky, nope I live in Dallas/Fort Worth/ we’re getting 20 mph winds and a pretty good medium soaking right now. I do have friends in the Houston area. Twosret rode out the storm with her family and made it, I can’t wait to hear her stories! We’re all fine here, no problems, lawns getting watered and the weathers cool.

  23. Jack
    September 14, 2008 at 3:42 am

    Whoa Paul, relax buddy. No one here is spreading more hatred; at least not intentionally.
    Its just a slang word, not meant to point specific fingers.

  24. Eric
    September 14, 2008 at 5:37 am


  25. Melissa in NorCal
    September 15, 2008 at 7:41 pm

    No Jack. It isn’t even a slang term. It is F.A.G. (Film Actors Guild), making fun of S.A.G. (Screen Actors Guild). Has nothing to do with homosexuality. Not a thing. We have a foreign company that does business here in the USA with our company (no names) and they brough us hats as gifts. Problem is, their company goes by FAG. Not offensive where they come from, but we sure do feel kind of strange walking around with a hat that says FAG in big yellow letters. Quite a few snickers around the factory.

  26. londra
    September 17, 2008 at 12:30 am

    doesn’t this web site has other languages support??

  27. Jack
    September 17, 2008 at 8:27 am

    Oh, boy! What a scoop! An interview with Alex Baldwin!

    I’ll be sure to come back and read that!

    Instead, why don’t you take a dump in your hand, eat it, and then tell us all about it? You’ll achieve more political insight that way.

  28. Ginan Rauf
    September 23, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    Seems to me like his crimes are far less serious and harmful in the big picture than, let’s say, an illegal war for weapons of mass destruction that hmm don’t exist and an economic meltdown that threatens the savings of ordinary Americans trying to send their kids to college and retire and so it is telling that all the ranting seems to be directed against Baldwin….

    keep em distracted

  29. Lou
    October 4, 2008 at 1:45 am

    Why does Paul think that you have to be of the same ethnic tribe to use the particular ethnic slur? If it’s wrong to say “N****r” it’s wrong for everyone.

    Anyways, ask Alec if he wants to insult construction workers again by asking if he thinks Sean Hannity is still a “construction worker hack?”
    (whatever that is)


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