The Inevtiable conclusion

You know you will soon be getting these in the mail:

Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship
with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country
has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of
800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it
would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my
replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you
may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation
movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need
the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these
funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly
under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for
a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the
funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund
account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to
wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission
for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will
respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used
to protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully
Minister of Treasury Paulson

0 comment on The Inevtiable conclusion

  1. mycr
    September 23, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    Excellent!
    Watch out or you’ll be thrown into the spams!

    Reply
  2. Marie Claude
    September 23, 2008 at 7:01 pm

    punish the ol lot of ‘em

    Reply
  3. Joanne
    September 23, 2008 at 11:20 pm

    “My family lawyer advised me that I should look for
    a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the
    funds can be transferred.”

    Pick me, pick me!!!!!

    Reply
  4. Gard
    September 24, 2008 at 3:38 am

    LOL Brilliant!!!

    Reply
  5. BOB
    September 24, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    M

    Reply
  6. BOB
    September 24, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    My god you are onto something.

    Our economy has been run by nigerian scammers.

    Reply
  7. Stacy
    September 26, 2008 at 5:50 am

    Yea! Putting the Nigerians to shame. God I wish the Olympics were still going on.

    Reply

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