Many bloggers and arab
propaganda news channels are asking the same question: "Why won't Egypt get involved in this war/ holocaust/humanatarian crisis?" Now, if you are sick of hearing this really annoying question ( I love how they ask you this as if you run the fuckin egyptian military or foreign policy), but you don't know how to respond to it, don't fret. As a public service, I have compiled a list of acceptable answers to be given to those obnoxious annoying self-righteous condescending people, you know, to ease their collective minds from this apparently very bothersome question. Here they are:
"No problem, let me just get the "stop the middle-east conflict" remote control and I will… Oh, wait. Where did it go? Must've left it in my other Jacket!"
"Cause we are tired of outshining everybody else when it comes to this issue. We want to give someone else a crack at this. Spread the credit around, you know?"
"Cause our Mamma told us that minding one's own business is the mark of a mature human being. You calling our Mamma a Liar?"
"Cause we are Evil. We really are. You wanna whine some more about it? You wanna start wailing as well? Maybe burn an egyptian flag or two while you are at it?"
"Hey man, just because you are hung like a Bull, doesn't mean you have to do porn!"
"Cause only someone really really really stupid would get between two crazy people having a knife-fight to the death. Don't you agree?"
That's all I have for now. No need to thank me. Your Peace of mind, and that look on their faces, is thanks enough!