So much for Interfaith dialogue

Last weekend ( i.e. last week's weekend. Even though I am working, it is sunday after all) I had a bunch of friends come over to attend a conference in Doha, titled "Muslim Leaders of Tomorrow" or MLT for short (Insert sandwich joke here). I, naturally, was not invited, but crashed the party anyway, because of the number of people I knew attending said conference,  which some  did out of belief that something positive could come out of it, some for the media spotlight, and others because they wanted to come see yours truly. The conference itself was actually funny because they gatherd an unusual amount of  international freaks that made you really worry about The future of Islam if those were its leaders of tomorrow. The most telling moment was when this  young French Canadian Salafist (Yes, ponder the combination for a second, and ask yourself: Is that what Satan shits or what?) at the very begining of the conference raised his hand to speak, and stating that he is glad to have met Islam before he met muslims, because of what he sees in the conference from "intermingeling of the sexes" to "greetings using kisses" and finally to "Open aclohol drinking". I wanted to raise my hand to ask him where the "Kissing and drinking" section was so that I could go sit there, but Mona Al Tahawy was faster than me and ripped the poor guy a new asshole very very quickly. It was actually beautiful. (In an unrelated note, when I was telling a friend who works for Al Jazeera about how strange I found the combination of a French-canadian AND a salafist to be, he responded by saying "Oh, they are the worst kind. I have one in accounting and he is a total prick". So world, pay attention, there are apparently many french-canadian salafists running around. You have been warned!)

Anyway, the days passed and-with the exception of few minor incidents of sabotage conducted by yours truly- it was actually a very pleasant conference with some cool people in it. After a discussion with group of guys over the need for "a Fatwa-issuing religious authority" in Islam, where one pimply-faced turk who couldn't be more than 18 years old said "Well, when you are sick, don't you go to a doctor for the remedy? It's the same thing!", I decided to avoid the men all together and hung out with the islamic sisters, a.k.a the Satanic-tempting-whores by french-canadian boy. It was a very enlightning experience, if not for confirming my suspicions that the main problem with Islam is that Men are its religious leaders. The horror stories those women told me about how their work (much of which is very respctable and with aim to improve living conditions and literacy rate amongst their native population) was always undermined and thwarted by a bunch of idiotic chauvinistic mullahs who had no problem issuing life-destorying fatwas at time just because they didn't like to see a woman read (and the stories are all the same, from Bahrain, to Iran, to Denmark, to Kashmir to Indonesia and Pakistan). It became abundently clear that what Islam needs, more than anything, is more Female influence and eventually more female leadership. At least they were more interested in moving the religion forward and elevating its people, than debating the remedic values of Camel piss or if women should pluck their eyebrows. But what do I know?

The Punchline for the entire conference though came 2 days after it ended. You see, one evening a friend asked me to come to her table to start talking to this american guest called Daniel Pincus, who happend to be jewish. Apparently the other guests were ignoring him and he was very uncomfortable being the lone jew there in case a "Ghaza" conversation did start up. So I went there and chatted with him a bit, but he seemed to be doing fine and Azhar Usman started his stand up routine, so I ignored him and life went on. It wasn't until a few days later when I recieved an e-mail from one of the people who was at that table regarding this piece of news: An American fellow who was coming back to the US from a flight from Turket, flipped out on the airline because "some arab types" whose looks freaked him out boarded the plane. The name of the idiot?

Daniel Pincus.

Priceless!

Comments

  1. Paranoid…

  2. Or, you know, we went for the hummus :)

  3. What an idiot. Turkish Airlines did the right thing.

    The ladies’ projects sound interesting. Recently, btw, I have learned about the school girls who had been attacked with acid in Afghanistan – they are back to school now. They are my heroes.

  4. Hmmm.

    Of course SM, you don’t speak Hebrew or you couldnt have ignored the literal meaning of the name “Pincus” in Hebrew:
    Pin – means penis
    Cus – means vagina, or more accuratly c**t.

    Pin-Cus- anybody in Israel would tell you that’s an Idiot’s name!

    G

  5. anonymous says:

    President of ISNA is a woman and a convert to boot…She is not French Canadian…

    Hey u’d like French Canadian women…they hump like rabbits…even a stud like yourself couldn’t keep up with these whores…

    Why would u go 2 an Islamic conference…did u get bored of going 2 the malls in Doha? Seriously…u don’t even remotely take Islam seriously so why not leave it alone…

  6. anonymous. 5:

    “even a stud like yourself couldn’t keep up with these whores…”

    Not hard to tell which part of the world you come from, buddy. We have lot’s of your friends up here, who thinks it’s alright to yell “whore” at random blond (or whatever, actually) girls in our streets…

    Sad f*ck.

  7. LMAO @ “(Yes, ponder the combination for a second, and ask yourself: Is that what Satan shits or what?)”

    You are by far, a much worse aberration Sandmonkey, who are you to dos agree. As you said they these salafists are common, which they are. Whilst you, Nonie Darwish and Mona el Tahawy are unique aberrations. If it werent for your ratting out to Egyptian Intelligence about your Zionists friends, you would have been a shish kabob right about now! Qatari intelligence is trained by the Egyptian intelligence and the CIA don’t forget that!

  8. “If it werent for your ratting out to Egyptian Intelligence about your Zionists friends, you would have been a shish kabob right about now!”

    Thank you for that demonstration of your view on freedom, equality and basic human rights. Nothing is better than hearing it from the horses mouth, lol! And you expect anyone to take your whining seriously?!?

  9. Adam,

    In case you haven’t figured it out yet puppy face!

    I don’t take you serious anymore because even when you try to insult, like your above statement..it makes no sense and I can’t understand what the fuck you are trying to say!

    Maybe some motherfucker on this blog can honestly say that they understood your incoherent comment 8, but i sure as hell can’t?

    All I know is that I have really flustered you into some major self denial.

    For that fact, I know you do not like me. GOOD!!!

    And also for the simple fact that I have severely insulted your mother, father, family, mentality, country, views, sexuality, debating styles add infinitum…Notice i used the word you are a whiner in the other thread then seconds later your frustration appeals to you to call me a whinner, LOL Jove it, lol, ho ho!

    So I really don’t expect you to do a very good job at anything anymore! So therefore I do not take you seriously anymore!

    Mwuah

    Have fun Dane’y

  10. Good job on the double post, apeboy… :D

    For answer to your bewilderment, see other topic.

  11. Did someone just pass some danish gas in here or was that just adam trying to renter the comment section!!!-???

  12. Sorry, other topic makes no sense either fart bag!

  13. Sand Ape, I can’t say I’m surprised that you don’t understand… :)

  14. Adam,
    In case you haven’t figured it out yet puppy face!
    All I know is that I have really flustered you into some major self denial.
    I also realize that you do not like me and it is extremely frustrating to you that I am pushing all your buttons and all you can do is deny it can’t do a single damn thing to affect me.
    Hence YOUR verbal excrements in SHORT INCIHERENT bursts!.
    Also due to the simple fact that I have severely insulted your mother, father, family, mentality, country, views, sexuality, debating styles etc
    The abject intellectual poverty and incoherency you are displaying makes it time for me to move on even tho have I have enjoyed it immensely.
    Keep reading this every time you post to me, because that’s all you are going to get out of me!
    Have fun you stale Danish!

  15. Actually, you’re just amusing me like there’s no tomorrow, but I have of course already pointed this out to you… Please keep it up – I need my daily dose of healthy laugh! :D

    Of course, I know you’ll keep it up – this is the 4th or 5th you’ve “threatened” not responding to me anymore – luckily, you don’t put much emphasis on sticking to what you say… ;)

  16. Adam,
    In case you haven’t figured it out yet puppy face!
    You are ignored due to the abject intellectual poverty and incoherency you are displaying which makes it time for me to move on although I have enjoyed it immensely.
    I realize that I have really flustered you into some major self denial and you hate the fact that I am pushing all your buttons while all you can do is deny it and do absolutely nothing about it.
    Also due to the simple fact that I have severely insulted your mother, father, family, country, views, sexuality, mentality, debating styles and your verbal excrement in short bursts!.
    Keep reading this every time you post to me, because that’s all you are going to get out of me!
    Have fun you stale Danish!

  17. Sandape,

    Are these your peeps?

    http://middleeast.about.com/od/palestinepalestinians/a/me080106b.htm

    My absolute favorite part is where they pledge to seek damnation in the service of Allah.

  18. Valerie,

    I am surprised. Would that be the edlers of Zion equivalent of the Hamas charter? Don’t you know honey that hamas agreed to fight the enemies of Israel if Israel would just return the 67 borders, but since Israel doesn’t want peace due their being traumatized holocaust survivors. They have not done so..Hehe and here i was that thought you were the epitome of tolerance and understanding. sorry I can’t say unbiased sentiment as well, coz you are biased, so ya. No unbiased remarks today!

  19. Have fun you stale Danish!

    Actually Ms/Mr Ape, I thought “Dairy Boy” to be a lot more funny…
    That actually caused me to laugh out loud! But, “Stale Danish” is a good one too.

    On another note, I can’t believe you guys are still going at it. Don’t get me wrong… It is like watching a car crash, tremendously entertaining in a certain sick way. Craig, Adam and Tedders; your unflappable replies are just as funny in their own way as the foaming at the mouth, potty mouth, that is Ms/Mr Ape. They also have the plus side of teaching me some history. A special shout out to RK…

    That is all, carry on.

  20. And another thing: “Puppy Face” just doesn’t have the impact of “Dairy Boy.”
    You need more cow bell on that one… I suggest you go back to “Dairy Boy.”
    You really had something there…

    But I really must say that “fighting with Jesus over drinks” is probably the funniest thing I have read on this site in a long time. Leave it to our fearless leader to come up with the best!

    I can’t help but notice that “new bedwetting diapers” is an advertiser of this site!!!!

  21. Interfaith dialogue?

  22. “Craig, Adam and Tedders; your unflappable replies are just as funny in their own way as the foaming at the mouth, potty mouth, that is Ms/Mr Ape. They also have the plus side of teaching me some history. A special shout out to RK…”

    Glad you appreciate it babs! Just another public service we provide!! LOL

    Have you noticed the “buy Danish” pop up? Take that Sandy!! ;)

  23. Its like stepping into a garage full of young wolf pups that want to attack me for the mere fact that I have stepped into their den because as are fiercely territorial. Just like the sickness of the mind that is Zionism. It is a little inhumane like bull baiting but extremely rewarding, the adrenal rush I get from single handedly knocking heads with blind-sided-by-disease innately stubborn wolf pups is crazy! It’s cruel but a great rush indeed!

    I can’t help it, especially after learning that Israel wont go anywhere as it is an incurable sickness of the mind!

    We might as well benefit from its recreational values!

  24. Its like stepping into a garage full of young wolf pups that want to attack me for the mere fact that I have stepped into their den, as they are fiercely territorial. Just like the sickness of the mind that is Zionism. It is a little inhumane like bull baiting but extremely rewarding, the adrenal rush I get from single handedly knocking heads with blind-sided-by-disease innately stubborn wolf pups is crazy! It’s cruel but a great rush indeed!

    I can’t help it, especially after learning that Israel wont go anywhere as it is an incurable sickness of the mind!

    We might as well benefit from its recreational values!

  25. I have read briefs and briefs of that conference and they all sounded like that

    http://muslimahmediawatch.org/2009/01/22/the-muslim-leaders-of-tomorrow/

    your side of the story never ceases to amaze me

  26. Hey, Sand Ape… I thought you only copy/pasted replies to me!?! Is it your new thing now, posting the same text several times? :D

    babs: We aim to please! :) In the case of SA, I’m in sort of a trance – I wanna see how far out on a limb I can get him before he snaps… :D

  27. Guys someone tell that worm Adam that he is no longer the center of attention and I wasn’t replying to him. Those days are over with.

    Coming to the issue of copy paste:

    folks,

    You don’t know how much of a pleasure it is, to hear you all discuss me for a change instead of discussing how blamelessly in-the-right you are to support Israel!

    When one thinks Israel, he immediately thinks of strife and injustice, bringing back sad memories of South Africa! When the world sat around and did nothing and tried to get used to having a scrotum on its forehead!

  28. When I think of Israel I think of the only real democracy in an oppressed part of the world. I think of the oasis they have turned barren land into. I think of the nearly endless list of inventions, concepts and gifts Israeli’s have given to the world. Cell phones, microwaves, computer software revolution … I think of the only country in the region that doesn’t base your worth on what religion you chose to practice. I think of Arabs and Muslims that have the right to own property and to vote. I think of how vibrant, free and economically successful Gaza was until Hamas took over. I think of one of the worlds best disciplined, best armed and most powerful militaries in the region if not the world. I think of how they are surrounded by hostile countries, except for Egypt and Jordan. I think how every two bit mullah thinks it’s his personal mission to destroy her. I think of the super HOT girls of the IDF …. I can go on and on all day. Let me know if you’d like a list of more contributions Israel has given the region and the world.

  29. MAGNANOUMOUSLY AT FAULT!

    BEYOND DEFYING DIVINE RETRIBUTION!

    When I think of Israel I think of the only real democracy in an oppressed part of the world. I(democracy huh, I guess you haven’t seen the statndard of living and oppression of Israeli citizens in the west bank, Israel is a racist apartheid which you support because your perdophile pastor told you to do so) think of the oasis they have turned barren land into. (it was never barren, they took occuppied it cultivated from the arabs that produced on it for 1,000′s of years) I think of the nearly endless list of inventions, concepts and gifts Israeli’s have given to the world.(yes, orphans, oppression, napalm, weapons, white phosphorus, more orphans, denying Jesus Chrisy who is Lord and savior etc) Cell phones, microwaves, computer software revolution … I think of the only country in the region that doesn’t base your worth on what religion you chose to practice. (there can be no Israel if the majority is Muslim or Christian, duuh!) I think of Arabs and Muslims that have the right to own property and to vote. (no cooment, why wouldn’t they, because most of the time they are getting murdered for standing up to the ioppression and occupation of their grandma’s land) I think of how vibrant, free and economically successful Gaza was until Hamas took over.( this takes the trophy, as far as outside prisons is concerned) I think of one of the worlds best disciplined, best armed and most powerful militaries in the region if not the world. (disciplined like hitlers SS to maim and kill, I wish you could give me an email where i could send you what the Israeli’s are really doing, photographed side by side with holocaust camps.) I think of how they are surrounded by hostile countries, except for Egypt and Jordan. I think how every two bit mullah thinks it’s his personal mission to destroy her. I think of the super HOT girls of the IDF …. I can go on and on all day. Let me know if you’d like a list of more contributions Israel has given the region and the world.

  30. Your constant ignorance peppered with the occasional big words will be your down fall tedders!

    Divine retribution is on its way!

    One day a few negro’s are going to do a drive by somewhere and your no-skills-guitarist son’s will get caught in the cross fire and get shot and die. Then you will know the meaning of divine retribution from your the Lord!

    For god is vengence and god is righteousness!

    God said thou shall not covet thy neighbours wife or land!

    Israel is at fault and God always gives them a chance before striking!!

  31. Sand Ape, a few points…

    “One day a few negro’s…”

    Talk about racist remarks!!!

    “For god is vengence and god is righteousness!”

    Even if I should somehow agree to accept the existence of a god, however unlikely that is, how does this add up in your favour, considering the current 1:100 kill ratio predicament? Doesn’t this tell you anything? In any case, I thought god was merciful, kind, and forgiving…?

  32. Adam,
    In case you haven’t figured it out yet Dairy Boy!
    You are ignored due to the abject intellectual poverty and incoherency you are displaying which makes it time for me to move on although I have enjoyed it immensely.
    I realize that I have really flustered you into some major self denial and you hate the fact that I am pushing all your buttons while all you can do is deny it and do absolutely nothing about it.
    Also due to the simple fact that I have severely insulted your mother, father, family, country, views, sexuality, mentality, debating styles and your verbal excrement in short bursts!.
    Keep reading this every time you post to me or about me, because that’s all you are going to get out of me!
    Have fun you stale Danish!

  33. the existence of a god, however unlikely that is

    Indeed. We have all been assembled by mindless molecules out of the primeval muck for no higher purpose whatsoever, our identities only the result of random chemical reactions, of no use to the species once the reproductive years are over, and doomed to fail and decay back into those mindless molecules once again.

    Realization of such should make everyone feel a lot better. :-)

  34. Now that’s real satire for ya, lol!!