Index finger in each ear!

I am gonna ignore the fighting in Ghaza. Not gonna acknowledge the fighting in Ghaza. There is no fighting erupting again in Ghaza. I caaaan't heeeear youuuu! lalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(Don't you people ever get bored? Why can't you watch American Idol like the rest of us? What do you think of the new Judge? I like her. She is feisty! I hope she stabs Paula.)


  1. I am really sorry for what Israel has brought upon itself! I am sorry for the life of the brave young IDg soldier that was lost. It takes a big man with a big heart to be a part of an army that suffocates babies with White phosphorus!Making Israel’s precision record, one of the sloppiest in the world! Inhumane butchers! Where did they come from?

    Although it would have been most beneficial if they had just kidnapped him!

  2. Sandmonkey,

    That wasn’t funny dude!

    Paula happens to be a fine Jewish girl who has refused Israeli citizenship (what a lie).

    Watch the snarkyness and anti Semitism you desert chipmunk!

  3. Man I would go with Simon, he just hits you with the bare truth in your face, wake up forget singing, a lot of people need this to wake up.

  4. Luckily don’t watch American (or any other) Idol! I’m sure it would make me react just like your average Hamas-member – violently…! :D

    Oh well, if history teaches us anything it is that we’ll repeat ourselves, and our mistakes more than anything. So…

    Israel can do two things: 1. Ignore the attack completely and keep their cool, showing that they’re willing to endure some hostility if, eventually, it’ll lead to realistic negotiations for peace, or 2. Resume the attack in full force, and show that the cup is full and any hostility will invoke severe repercussions…

    I’m hoping for the first, with a positive response from the international community and particularly the palestinians.

    Sand Ape (and everyone elses, actually) – this is worthwhile reading:

    It might make you think twice before letting loose with subjective rants…

  5. You are a callous and insensitive human being.


  6. never thought you’d be a pop culture whore…always took you for a MYTH BUSTERS TYPE!

  7. whatchu talkin about? Pop culture is how I measure how old I am getting!

  8. Re- SM #7:
    One you get into your forties you would realize the term Pop-culture is an Oxymoron , same like “military- intelligence” .


  10. Sorry I meant ; When you get into your forties you would realize the term Pop-culture is an Oxymoron , same like “military- intelligence. I guess I am an old military (ha ha)

  11. the myth busters chick is hot….

  12. Israeli / Arab scit for SNL:

    A crowd of 10-12 people standing around doing nothing. To the side is an Arab and a Jew.

    The Arab hits the Jew. The Arab hits the Jew again. Each time the crowd of 10-12 looks over, but says nothing, looks down at the ground.

    The Arab hits the Jew again. He gets a two by four, hits the Jew. The Arab gets other stuff…uses it a weapon to hit the Jew.

    The crowd says nothing. The Arab keeps hitting the Jew until the Jew winds up and knocks the Arab out.

    That’s when the crowd notices….and blames the Jew for the violence.

    And by the way, Jeopardy is way better than Idol.

  13. Jack, you have got that right. Not about Jeopardy though; I hate TV.

  14. Marie Claude says:

    hey, ho, wanna watch tunnel pics ????

    OK, might be that Egypt gotta have to watch after them, or to fill them with sand !!!!

  15. Dude, if you guys want to see some crazies, watch “The Bachelor”.
    I hate that show, I hate everything about it, but I cannot stop watching it each week. I am totally serious. I can’t believe these people are not hired by the network. Nobody is *that* odd..not even me :D
    Totally serious..go watch the last episode online..or at least watch the end..
    unreal crazy.
    It is Horrible of me, I know, but they *volunteered* to go on that show.

  16. D, that’s sounds like a show we’ve got called Single Life… Those peeps are toe-cringing!!! :D

    We’ve got an even worse one, though – it’s called The Young Mothers. A tv crew follows a handfull of mothers in their late teens, and how they cope with everyday life. Needless to say, they don’t!!! They – and their entire families – are just so braindead, it’s hard to describe! :D


  18. This I didn’t know:

    For people who want to be on Jeopardy, the show gives a test once or twice a year over the internet. (The test was yesterday.)

    15 seconds to type in an answer for each question, no pauses, 50 questions. I thought I was sort of OK, when I played along with the show….on the test I think I got 10/50.

    I suck.

  19. That you do Jack!

  20. sand Ape, it’s too big to be true, it sounds more like Pallywood

  21. How could it be called pali would. I thought that there never was a Palestine to start off with!??! You must mean bear-shiva-wood or something!

    You do know that Zionism is an incurable disease of the mind don’t you!??!

    so what were you rambling about again?

  22. REVISED EDITION (for easy reading):

    Zionism is a sickness, for it takes much more than just a twisted ideology to make people think like that. It requires a profound leap of immorality of a higher order to instill this mentality in your followers. Zionism is not merely a political movement, but in its essence represents a deeply disturbed view of the world, which is a reflection of a terrible disease of the mind.

    Indeed, to deny the existence of a vibrant community such as the Palestinian society in the early twentieth century and describe Palestine as “a land without a people for a people without a land” is a disease of the mind.

    To assert property claims over real estate after the lapse of more than 2000 years with the same certainty of title as if one resided there yesterday is a disease of the mind.

    To describe the colonial immigration to Palestine of a European people with no proven historical link to the ancient Israelites – and whose great, great recorded ancestors have never set foot there – as some kind of a “return” to that land is indicative of a perverted misunderstanding and misapplication of the verb to “return” and can only be a result of a disease of the mind.

    To blame the Palestinians for being unreasonable in rejecting a partition plan in 1947 which gave the Jews, who only owned 7 percent of the land, an astonishing half of Palestine, is a disease of the mind.

    To demand of the Arabs at the time to peacefully succumb to such partition, where 86 percent of the land designated for the proposed Jewish state was Palestinian-inhabited and owned land, is a disease of the mind.

    To eventually grab 78 percent of Palestine through war and to force the flight of the population through deliberate massacres and then call it a war of independence is a disease of the mind.

    To deny the orchestrated massacres and eradications of hundreds of Palestinian villages in 1948 and then denounce the Israeli historians who later exposed this truth as self-hating Jews is a disease of the mind.

    To claim that having escaped the horrors of Auschwitz-Birkenau, Treblinka, and Dachau is a justification for the murder, expulsion, and occupation of another guiltless people is a disease of the mind.

    To legislate that any resident of Poland, Hungary, New York, Brazil, Australia, Iceland, or even Planet Mars, who happens to be blessed with a Jewish mother (yet cannot point to Palestine on the map) has a superior right to “return” and settle in Palestine to someone who has been expelled from his very own land, confined to a squalid refugee camp, and still holds the keys to his house, is a disease of the mind.

    To blame God for the theft and occupation of someone else’s land by claiming that it was He who had pledged this land exclusively to the Jews, and to seriously promote the myth of a land promised by the Almighty to His favorite children as an excuse for this crime, is a disease of the mind.

    To milk the pockets of the world for the atrocities of the Nazis, while stubbornly refusing a simple admission of guilt, let alone compensation or repatriation, for the catastrophe that befell the Palestinian people is a disease of the mind.

    To keep reminding and blackmailing the world of the plight of the Jews under Hitler 70 years ago, while at the same time inflicting on the Palestinians today the same fate of the Jews of the Warsaw Ghetto, is a disease of the mind.

    To impose a collective guilt overshadowing Western civilization for the Holocaust and then to criminalize all legitimate historical debate of the nature and extent of that horrific event is a disease of the mind.

    To virtually incarcerate the Palestinian people inside degrading cages, destroying their livelihoods, confiscating their lands, stealing their water and uprooting their trees, and then to condemn their legitimate resistance as terrorism is a disease of the mind.

  23. Hey…Sand Ape…you would be the perfect Bachelor!
    I did a little research, since I was curious who would think up a show like that…
    Well…the cousin of Heidi Fleiss. Yes. True.
    I am no rocket scientist (Jack, at least you considered trying out for Jeapordy :)
    but hmmm…the Bachelor…prostitution ring…hmmm…
    Seriously, I am learning so much now that I am unemployed:):)
    Oh, and I guess the writer’s guild had a juicy lawsuit with them as well.