On Playfulness

Many people, over the years in which I have written in this blog, have accused me of being a callous and insensitive human being. The reason behind such accusation, they would tell me, that I seem to find the humor in the most horrifying of things and events. This has increased lately, due to the whole Ghaza conflict thing, with many e-mails accusing me of many many things, like undermining the gravity of Egypt's "Betrayal of the palestinain cause", or calling bullshit on theor doncpsiracy theories regarding the "real reason behind the Ghaza offensive" (Alaa, the person who started pushing that idea around, refused to debate me on the merit of his argument and called me a "subhuman", and then deletd any comments I made challenging that claim. An open-minded champion of freedom of speech that Alaa, I tell ya!) or for not focusing my blogging to shed more light on the suffering inflicted on Ghaza's children and families, etc… My humor, my so called snarky outlook on the whole deal, is a testemant to how disconnected I am from the seriousness of such life and death matters. I am even more guilty, I am told, because my audience takes me seriously, so by making light of the whole thing, I am undermining in their collective consciounsess the severity of what's going on in the region. I have to make a choice, whether I want to be serious, or just "peddeling my idea of funny"!

Yes, people, I am a bad bad man, apparently.

Now, usually I would ignore such comments or accusations out of the sheer redicliousness of their scope. As arrogant as I am, I don't think I am capable of undermining the collective consicouness of a bed bug to such a degree that they would look at the Ghaza situation and go "Mehh". I really doubt I have this kind of power over anybody. And if there is someone whom I can affect to such a degree, I really don't think I should be held responsible for how their thought process works. I didn't make them this way, God did. Take it up with the man upstairs.

However, if there is one thing that I would agree with them on, one thing I am guilty of, it's definitely my insistence on not being serious most of the time, and trying to find the funny in the world. There are a couple of reasons behind that, the first of which is the fact that this conflict, and the world at large, doesn't need to be taken more seriously by anybody. I would argue that the main reason and impetus of conflict and misery in this world is due to too many people taking too much too seriously, and are willing to fight till the end of the earth for it. Anybody who committed any atrocious act in the past 100 years, from the world wars to the cold wars, to the middle-east wars and terrorists attacks, those are people who, for lack of a better way to put it, have no sense of humor. Humor is a weapon whose effectiveness is more powerful than most people think or believe, and the fact that it isn't deployed more often against the atrocious as often as we are willing to deploy our guns, is the reason why the world is such a shitplace today. I am willing to bet you, that had the people in the pubs of Berlin laughed at Adolf Hitler during his drunken speeches instead of taking him seriously, there probably wouldn't have been a second world war, or a holocaust. If you would ask me what trait seperates the humans from the other animals on the planet, the first one that would come to my mind would have to be humor. They too, kill each other, fuck each other and have communities and relationships and even battles and wars, but they have no sense of humor. Had they had any, they would've spent their time pointing at us and laughing. The only exception to this fact are the dolphins, who definitely have a sense of humor and laugh at us all the time. Maybe that's why we like them and they like us so much.

The second reason behind my so called Playful view of the world is in my utter belief that if there is a God, then he is really not as serious as we people believe him to be. Evidence of that exists everywhere in nature, from his creation of the Penguin to the way he made men's nutsacks, but no bigger evidence exist than the way the world he made functions. Yes, the world is full of tragedies, but it's also an incredibly hilarious place, and I suspect that God made it this way for a reason. Or maybe he just couldn't make up his mind about it, so why should I make up my own mind before he makes up his? How can you read the newspapers every day or watch TV news and not see that the world is simultaneously most tragically serious and ridiculously funny? If I have learned anything in my somewhat short life, it is that there is no wisdom without playfulness. The Children know this very well, they, in their hearts, more than anybody, know that the world is a playground and that we should have fun while we are here. They know this, until we beat it out of them with our "seriousness", and fears and insecurities and bigotries. And then they become us. Responsible serious adults. Grown-ups. Hey, grown-up serious readers of mine. How has being a grown-up been working out for you so far? Be honest!

And finally, I never persumed to tell you or anybody how to fix the world. I am not any kind of leader, nor would I wish to become the kind of asshole who craves the subservience and following of men of lesser minds. I am, at best, a court jester. I exist to remind everybody that the world is a joke, and while it's not a very good joke most of the time, it sometimes exhibits flashes of comedic genius, which is visible from the middle east than from anywhere else in the world. I am the one who reminds you that suffering is not a virtue, and those who make their entire life about the removal or remedying of suffering are doomed to become addicted to it and a reflection of it. Their life is validated through all of their "good work" in letting the world know what a miserable little shithole it can be most of the time, and they see themselves as saints for it. Their's is a very popular worldview and many people share their opinion, but not me. To me this whole thing is silly, because Misery and suffering are usually the end product of serious minds, and the same kind of thinking that produced something can not possibly be the same kind of thinking used to negate it. If one was truly serious about saving the world, I persume that the first step would have to be for you to stop taking your leaders seriously, and, whenever possible, stop them from taking "serious decisions" that will require you to "sacrifise" your quality of life in order to remedy the problems other serious leaders made with their serious decisions. Remind them that you only get one life where the choices you make do matter, and you chose not to make life a serious orderly little place, while it could be a celebration of life with all its sweet dirty festive nasty possibilities. And laugh at them. Always laugh at them. From Haniya, to Olmert, to Mubarak, to Aassad, to Nasrallah (especially Nasrallah- he really takes himself seriously). Remind them that they are men, and they are not greater than Life. Because nothing is greater than Life. And maybe once we stop forgetting that and not get caught up in whatever miserable horrible shit that is about to happen somewhere on this planet instead of actually enjoying what little sweet time we have on this big blue ball, we might actually evolve. But that's me, the court jester, the monkey, talking. And what do I know?

So, please, don't come here if you are looking for seriousness all the time. I might indulge in being serious once every now and then, but most of the time I will just point at the world and laugh. So don't take me, or the world, but especially me, so seriously. Cause even I don't.

Have a nice day.

Comments

  1. Hi Angel!
    Cliffs notes version?

  2. You for real? Ok!

    The world is a wonderfully weird place that is both Hilarious and tragic at the same time, collective view of reality is significantly flawed, no institution or leader can be trusted, God is a prankster, certainty is a mirage, security a delusion, and the tyranny of the dull mind forever threatens us all — but our lives are not as limited as we think they are, all things are possible, laughter is holier than piety, freedom is sweeter than fame, and in the end it's love and enjoying life that really matters. Oh yeah, and don't take me, or anybody else, seriously enough for them to affect ur life in any negative way!!

  3. SM, i think you’re growing up and i’m not sure i like it… anyway, the cliffs notes version (thanks C!) was way more the you that i enjoy reading than the dear diary extract up there :P

  4. i luv egypt says:

    Well said mate. I agree with SM, people take shit too seriously which leads to DEATH!! its true!! personaly i hav whitnessed an incident where a man shot another man because he throw a used tissue on his car while driving (blame the wind dumb fuck). Yep he shot him cuz he thought it was a disrespectful thing. This was not in Egypt we are way more relaxed than this. It was in Doha where SM lives.

  5. and i thought i was reading the atlantic monthly damn!

  6. i luv egypt: On a similar note…

    Last year, three guys aged 15, 18 and 19 stopped their car at a sidewalk in Copenhagen, and got out. The 15 year-old, armed with a baseball bat, then proceeded to strike the head of a 16 year-old kid sitting on a bench eating pizza with his friend, resulting in the death of the boy. Apparently, the three kids in the car felt that the 16 year-old had looked at them “the wrong way” as they drove by…

  7. Amen, Monkey. Amen. You get it, and that’s why I love reading you.

  8. didn’t really change my mind one bit. the problem, my dear, with poking fun at this ridiculous world, is that the whacko ppl who read your blog evidently do not get it. what they clearly get is: those Arabs are ridiculous. Islam is ridiculous. Because those are the only parties your criticize or ridicule, based on your personal predilections. the problem is that THEY TAKE YOUR OPINIONS SERIOUSLY. they think you’re an insider, a local informant.
    Now, you say basically that you’re not responsbile for the stupidty of such people in regarding you as any kind of source. but 1) it’s not exactly as if the stupidity and gullibility of your readers has no impact on our lives: it does, indirectly, through their voting choices, at least; 2) in no way does giving due weight and respect to serious problems, that involve the deaths of millions who for all you know DIDN’T take their leaders seriously as recommended, diminish your enjoyment of life.
    if u really seek to make merely facetious points without being taken seriously, you’re not making yourself too clear. why would you even write this blog if you want it to be disregarded? what, might one ask, is the advantage of making light of the sad state of the world? just to preserve your own sanity? just don’t then. leave it to the people who want to see it change, not just watch and point at people in a maze that is hardly ever of their own making. you MUST be short of empathy if you see nothing but grounds for humour in the things you write about with such levity.

  9. Sandmonkey,
    This is why you are one of the most readable, enchanting, illuminating bloggers around. You have a genuine voice and mind.

    Humor is a weapon whose effectiveness is more powerful than most people think or believe, and the fact that it isn’t deployed more often against the atrocious as often as we are willing to deploy our guns, is the reason why the world is such a shitplace today.

    I couldn’t agree more.

    To me this whole thing is silly, because Misery and suffering are usually the end product of serious minds, and the same kind of thinking that produced something can not possibly be the same kind of thinking used to negate it.

    surely, you’re a Buddhist! Noone laughs as much as a Buddhist.

  10. #8
    whatever….
    Just ask Roman..he’s smart

  11. You are not attached to the hip with Arabs, in fact you can't stand your own skin and that's why you don't feel for them. You seem to be more or less afflicted by some type of pain that will not go away that has caused your so called over sense of humour, which is very evidently a defense mechanism. Now I see what you have in common with Jews and Zionists. You both feel pain, feel entitled and are looking for something. I am sorry for your pain that has induced you to become ideological allies with the darkest stain of Middle East history on this side of the time-space-continuum!

  12. Well I gSM uess forsoothsayer should be removed from your list of ‘Idealogical allies!’ for speaking the obvious!

  13. Abu Sa'ar says:

    Hail Eris!

    And hail balance in all things; accord to accord and discord to discord.

  14. Sand Ape, as usual, takes the basic, racist approach to life…

    Yup; just because you happen to think that people in your region behave like shit, you HAVE to feel some sort of self-hate… of course connected to the colour of your skin!

  15. SM – First of all, the humor and wittiness of your writing is PRECISELY the reason why I’ve been reading your blog now for 4 or 5 years, or whatever. And you can’t help but be snarky and a wise-ass…we’re Egyptian, it’s hard wired in our genes!! :)

    And that Alaa character. Don’t know him or read him much. But didn’t he jump over to the dark side and join the Ikhwan or something after being thrown in jail by Muburak. And if he has any Ikhwani tendencies why would you think he would have or want anything to do with ‘freedom?’

    And Dolphins truly are one of God’s greatest creatures. Watched a program the other day where a pod of dolphins came to the aid of a surfer who was being attacked by a shark and scared it off and saved his life. It was amazing.

    Dolphins

  16. SM, laughing at the world will keep you young well into your older age. :) Don’t let the too serious people steal your thunder. They are normally miserable people who enjoy the same type of company. Much better to just shake your head and smile. Just remember if they are throwing insults then you know you are winning because that means they have nothing of substance left to say. Much better to be a smartass than a dumbass! ;)

  17. Sand Ape: “You seem to be more or less afflicted by some type of pain that will not go away” “feel pain, feel entitled and are looking for something” “induced you to become ideological allies with the darkest stain of Middle East history”

    Projecting much?

  18. “Just remember if they are throwing insults then you know you are winning because that means they have nothing of substance left to say.”

    Well said and so true!

  19. You should have told me this when I called you this afternoon .. x

  20. Forsoothsayer,
    That’s one of the most brilliant comments I’ve ever read on this Nazi/inbreds infested blog. Couldn’t agree more.

  21. The problem is that much of what SM writes is in such dry humor, it is hard to tell what is meant as a joke, and what is meant to be taken seriously. Perhaps a disclaimer is necessary, such as a //, showing that clearly you are being sarcastic?

  22. best thing i’ve read in a while… this exactly why i like you so much :)

    nice try with this bit though:

    I am not any kind of leader, nor would I wish to become the kind of asshole who craves the subservience and following of men of lesser minds. I am, at best, a court jester.

    you, my darling, want to be the (somewhat) benevolent dictator who moonlights as court jester. face it :P

  23. Sandmonkey,
    Relax. The people who send you reproachful mails are probably the same who fail to get the Pythons.

  24. Eva, Canada says:

    Life is a comedy for those who think… and a tragedy for those who feel.
    —- Horace Walpole

  25. Hot damn, where do these people come from? What’s their problem? Just because you blog doesn’t mean you have to take the responsibility of any impressionable readers on your shoulders. If they read Playboy and it affects their lives should we ask Playboy to stop giving us centerfolds? Do we ask The New York Times not to print opinion pieces? WTF.

    I like Eva’s quotation.

    Maybe I ought to start leaving comments on here like “wow guyzzzz omg now i no arabs r lik so dumbz and stuffz ROFL becuzx i read sandmonki n now im so inteligent concerning international issuez n shiiiiit” just to feed their ridiculous idea that you are God and you influence everyone and everyone takes you so seriously, and you ultimately decide how they vote, how they feel, how they see the middle east and Arabs in general, and how they form opinions. SANDMONKEY-hu-akbar!

  26. Candace, please start leaving such comments. PUHLEEEZEE! I will even pay you to.

  27. “This blog is nothing but an e_brothel that caters to the needs of the perverse!”

    Which must be why you just can’t get yourself to leave it… It’s the perfect place for you to indulge your bizare fantasies! :D

  28. A LETTER TO OBAMA FROM AN ISRAELI WOMAN

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcGm-gxmxHw

  29. Sand Ape, just saw the video you linked to…

    Well, what can one say? Like most others, who endlessly argue the cause and plight of the palestinians, she completely fails to keep things in perspective, let alone consider the consequences of what she asks for. Who is at fault? Who keeps up the hostility? Who actually has a claim to the land? All of these things she fails to address. She thinks with her heart, not her mind, and though she probably means well, as do most people, she really has no clue…

    That she’s jewish and feel this way doesn’t make it any more “right” or “wrong”, although it does show that Israel, unlike it’s neighbours, is easily capable of being home to people of different opinions…

  30. …oh, and how about NOT linking to your vid in every thread on the blog? It annoys people, and consequently doesn’t do much to further “your cause”.

  31. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Adam,

    In case you haven’t figured it out yet Dairy Boy!

    You are ignored due to the abject intellectual poverty and incoherency you are displaying which makes it time for me to move on although I have enjoyed it immensely.

    I realize that I have really flustered you into some major self denial and you hate the fact that I am pushing all your buttons while all you can do is deny it and do absolutely nothing about it.

    Also due to the simple fact that I have severely insulted your mother, father, family, country, views, sexuality, mentality, debating styles and your verbal excrement in short bursts!

    Keep reading this every time you post to me or about me, because that’s all you are going to get out of me!

    Have fun you stale Danish!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. Not very bright are you !??!

  33. I think that SM is very funny and appreciate his commentary.
    Though he did sound pretty serious about throwing shoes.

    I also like that he allows an open comments policy, even if it means Sand Ape posts here a lot. It shows in a very direct way the contrast between a (mostly) rational and logical dialectic style on the part of SM and most commenters, and the brutal, butt sniffing, rabid dog ignorance of Sand Ape and his ilk.

    Sand Ape I would suggest that you google for information about the manufacturing of keyboards and all the ingredients that go into them. Believe it or not, pig fat is a small but crucial ingredient, though they don’t call it that.

  34. LOLOL — HATER:

    ” even if it means Sand Ape posts here a lot. It shows in a very direct way the contrast between a (mostly) rational and logical dialectic style on the part of SM and most commenters, and the brutal, butt sniffing, rabid dog ignorance of Sand Ape and his ilk.”

    Speaking of brutal, butt sniffing, rabid dog ignorance, let’s see you try and squirm out of the fact that Zionism is an incurable sickness of the mind, HUH!

    I know it’s too long for you to read but what can i say!??!

    After all, we already learned that Zionism is an incurable sickness of the mind!

    Zionism is a sickness, for it takes much more than just a twisted ideology to make people think like that. It requires a profound leap of immorality of a higher order to instill this mentality in your followers. Zionism is not merely a political movement, but in its essence represents a deeply disturbed view of the world, which is a reflection of a terrible disease of the mind.

    Indeed, to deny the existence of a vibrant community such as the Palestinian society in the early twentieth century and describe Palestine as “a land without a people for a people without a land” is a disease of the mind.

    To assert property claims over real estate after the lapse of more than 2000 years with the same certainty of title as if one resided there yesterday is a disease of the mind.

    To describe the colonial immigration to Palestine of a European people with no proven historical link to the ancient Israelites – and whose great, great recorded ancestors have never set foot there – as some kind of a “return” to that land is indicative of a perverted misunderstanding and misapplication of the verb to “return” and can only be a result of a disease of the mind.

    To blame the Palestinians for being unreasonable in rejecting a partition plan in 1947 which gave the Jews, who only owned 7 percent of the land, an astonishing half of Palestine, is a disease of the mind.

    To demand of the Arabs at the time to peacefully succumb to such partition, where 86 percent of the land designated for the proposed Jewish state was Palestinian-inhabited and owned land, is a disease of the mind.

    To eventually grab 78 percent of Palestine through war and to force the flight of the population through deliberate massacres and then call it a war of independence is a disease of the mind.

    To deny the orchestrated massacres and eradications of hundreds of Palestinian villages in 1948 and then denounce the Israeli historians who later exposed this truth as self-hating Jews is a disease of the mind.

    To claim that having escaped the horrors of Auschwitz-Birkenau, Treblinka, and Dachau is a justification for the murder, expulsion, and occupation of another guiltless people is a disease of the mind.

    To legislate that any resident of Poland, Hungary, New York, Brazil, Australia, Iceland, or even Planet Mars, who happens to be blessed with a Jewish mother (yet cannot point to Palestine on the map) has a superior right to “return” and settle in Palestine to someone who has been expelled from his very own land, confined to a squalid refugee camp, and still holds the keys to his house, is a disease of the mind.

    To blame God for the theft and occupation of someone else’s land by claiming that it was He who had pledged this land exclusively to the Jews, and to seriously promote the myth of a land promised by the Almighty to His favorite children as an excuse for this crime, is a disease of the mind.

    To milk the pockets of the world for the atrocities of the Nazis, while stubbornly refusing a simple admission of guilt, let alone compensation or repatriation, for the catastrophe that befell the Palestinian people is a disease of the mind.

    To keep reminding and blackmailing the world of the plight of the Jews under Hitler 70 years ago, while at the same time inflicting on the Palestinians today the same fate of the Jews of the Warsaw Ghetto, is a disease of the mind.

    To impose a collective guilt overshadowing Western civilization for the Holocaust and then to criminalize all legitimate historical debate of the nature and extent of that horrific event is a disease of the mind.

    To virtually incarcerate the Palestinian people inside degrading cages, destroying their livelihoods, confiscating their lands, stealing their water and uprooting their trees, and then to condemn their legitimate resistance as terrorism is a disease of the mind.

    To believe you have the right to chase the Palestinians into an Arab capital city in 1982 and to indiscriminately bombard its civilians for a relentless three months, murdering thousands of innocent people is a disease of the mind.

    To encircle the civilian camps of Sabra and Chatila after evacuating the fighters and to unleash on them trained dogs (while providing them with night-illuminating flares for efficiency) and then deny culpability for the carnage is a disease of the mind.

    To publicly declare a policy of breaking the bones of Palestinian stone-throwers to prevent them from lifting stones again and to enact this policy is a disease of the mind.

    To have the sadistic streak of exacting vengeance on the innocent families of suicide bombers by punishing them with the dynamiting of their home is a disease of the mind.

    To describe the offer of giving the Palestinians 80 percent of 22 percent of 100 percent of what is originally their own land as a “generous” offer is a disease of the mind.

    To believe that you have the right to continue to humiliate the Palestinians at gun point by making them queue for hours to move between their villages, forcing mothers to give birth at check-points is a disease of the mind.

    To flatten the camp of Jenin on its inhabitants and deny any wrongdoing is a delusional condition which is symptomatic of a serious disease of the mind.

    To build a huge separation wall under the pretext of security, which disconnects farmers from their farms and children from their schools, while stealing even more territory as the wall freely zigzags and encroaches on Palestinian land is a disease of the mind.

    To leave behind, in the last 10 days of a losing war in Lebanon, more than one million cluster bombs which have no purpose except to murder and maim unsuspecting civilians is a product of an evil disease of the mind.

    To believe that the entire world is out to get you and to denounce any critic of the racist policies of the State of Israel as an anti-Semite, the latest victim being none other than peace-making Jimmy Carter, is an acute stage of mass paranoia, which is a disease of the mind.

    To possess, in the midst of a non-nuclear Arab world, more than 200 nuclear warheads capable of incinerating the whole planet in addition to having the most advanced arsenal of weaponry in the world while continuing to play the role of a victim is a disease of the mind.

    Yes, and for that salesman in peaceful Geneva to be so insecure as to refuse to acknowledge the name of the largest West Bank city under his country’s brutal military occupation is, sadly, nothing but an infectious disease of the mind.

    That’s all what it is, ladies and gentlemen: Zionism is an incurable disease of the mind.

    Take care, and if you ride, do it safely.

    ———————————————————————————————

    Zaid Nabulsi is a lawyer. He spent many years working for the United Nations in Geneva. He has a passion for (glorious) Harley Davidson bikes.

  35. Jack, tell me more about the pig fat in Keyboards thing. Sounds very promising.

    Sand ape: copy and pasting other people’s writing does not constitute an argument. Let’s hear more of your opinions, and less of Zaid’S, please. They are very fascinating, and not repetitive, at all!

  36. I’ve figured it out! Sand Ape is obviously proud and thrilled that he’s found the Ctrl-C & Ctrrl-V functions, and, like a wee little baby, he keeps repeating the same, funny, motion over and over and over… The fun never stops! :D

  37. Sandmonkey @ “Let’s hear more of your opinions, and less of Zaid’S, please. They are very fascinating, and not repetitive, at all!

    These are my exact opinions, I could copy edit the article a little bit and change the words around some but what would be the point?

    I already mentioned that I thought this is a work of art that must be left in its originality.

    Please do try and keep up Sandmonkey!

  38. @ Adam,

    Not very bright are you !??!

    Adam,

    In case you haven’t figured it out yet Dairy Boy!

    You are ignored due to the abject intellectual poverty and incoherency you are displaying which makes it time for me to move on although I have enjoyed it immensely.

    I realize that I have really flustered you into some major self denial and you hate the fact that I am pushing all your buttons while all you can do is deny it and do absolutely nothing about it.

    Also due to the simple fact that I have severely insulted your mother, father, family, country, views, sexuality, mentality, debating styles and your verbal excrement in short bursts!

    Keep reading this every time you post to me or about me, because that’s all you are going to get out of me!

    Have fun you stale Danish!

  39. Well, we’ve seen it and don’t agree… Move along.

  40. Adam,

    In case you haven’t figured it out yet Dairy Boy!

    You are ignored due to the abject intellectual poverty and incoherency you are displaying which makes it time for me to move on although I have enjoyed it immensely.

    I realize that I have really flustered you into some major self denial and you hate the fact that I am pushing all your buttons while all you can do is deny it and do absolutely nothing about it.

    Also due to the simple fact that I have severely insulted your mother, father, family, country, views, sexuality, mentality, debating styles and your verbal excrement in short bursts!.

    Keep reading this every time you post to me or about me, because that’s all you are going to get out of me!

    Have fun you stale Danish!

  41. You keep answering… Copy/paste Boy! :D

  42. Pisses you off doesn’t it dairy boy!!

    Adam,

    In case you haven’t figured it out yet Dairy Boy!

    You are ignored due to the abject intellectual poverty and incoherency you are displaying which makes it time for me to move on although I have enjoyed it immensely.

    I realize that I have really flustered you into some major self denial and you hate the fact that I am pushing all your buttons while all you can do is deny it and do absolutely nothing about it.

    Also due to the simple fact that I have severely insulted your mother, father, family, country, views, sexuality, mentality, debating styles and your verbal excrement in short bursts!.

    Keep reading this every time you post to me or about me, because that’s all you are going to get out of me!

    Have fun you stale Danish!

  43. Not really, no… But since it gives you the chance to show off your newly acquired copy/paste skills, I’ll indulge your childish urge! :D

  44. Duuuuuh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Adam,

    In case you haven’t figured it out yet Dairy Boy!

    You are ignored due to the abject intellectual poverty and incoherency you are displaying which makes it time for me to move on although I have enjoyed it immensely.

    I realize that I have really flustered you into some major self denial and you hate the fact that I am pushing all your buttons while all you can do is deny it and do absolutely nothing about it.

    Also due to the simple fact that I have severely insulted your mother, father, family, country, views, sexuality, mentality, debating styles and your verbal excrement in short bursts!.

    Keep reading this every time you post to me or about me, because that’s all you are going to get out of me!

    Have fun you stale Danish!

  45. Indeed, to deny the existence of a vibrant community such as the Palestinian society in the early twentieth century and describe Palestine as “a land without a people for a people without a land” is a disease of the mind.

    To assert property claims over real estate after the lapse of more than 2000 years with the same certainty of title as if one resided there yesterday is a disease of the mind.

    To blame the Palestinians for being unreasonable in rejecting a partition plan in 1947 which gave the Jews, who only owned 7 percent of the land, an astonishing half of Palestine, is a disease of the mind.

    To demand of the Arabs at the time to peacefully succumb to such partition, where 86 percent of the land designated for the proposed Jewish state was Palestinian-inhabited and owned land, is a disease of the mind.

    Zionism is a sickness, for it takes much more than just a twisted ideology to make people think like that. It requires a profound leap of immorality of a higher order to instill this mentality in your followers. Zionism is not merely a political movement, but in its essence represents a deeply disturbed view of the world, which is a reflection of a terrible disease of the mind.

  46. SM,

    You write what you want. If they don’t like it then they sod off :-)

  47. Adam B,

    you are annoying seriously, get a life!

  48. Twos: And likewise, as you well know. ;)

    …and make sure your ape-friend get’s one too! :D

  49. Up chuck!!

    Adam,

    In case you haven’t figured it out yet Dairy Boy!

    You are ignored due to the abject intellectual poverty and incoherency you are displaying which makes it time for me to move on although I have enjoyed it immensely.

    I realize that I have really flustered you into some major self denial and you hate the fact that I am pushing all your buttons while all you can do is deny it and do absolutely nothing about it.

    Also due to the simple fact that I have severely insulted your mother, father, family, country, views, sexuality, mentality, debating styles and your verbal excrement in short bursts!.

    Keep reading this every time you post to me or about me, because that’s all you are going to get out of me!

    Have fun you stale Danish!

  50. “you are annoying seriously, get a life!”

    Twos! I’m surprised at you, Adam is nothing but rational and he kicks SA’s butt in every discussion, shall we have a vote to prove my point? I know your open to free discussion and exchange of ideas, why would you stoop to ad hominem attacks? You are much too good for that in my humble opinion.

  51. bladegrl3 says:

    Thank you for that entry. Nice to know there are other court jesters out there!

  52. Ha ha ha ha
    @ tedders saying that Dairy Bot kicked my ass in every discussion is a fun filled fallacy!
    tedders himself said the following:

    “Adam, and most others here, are stringing you along, drawing you out into the open, into the purifying sunlight so you can expose your micro intellect and racist inconsistencies ”

    He admitted that they were hamstrung and unable to compete with my higher ethics, morality and belief in God. That they were in fact just stringing me along by pretending to use logical debate!

    You do know that Zionism is an incurable sickness of the mind don’t you?
    So I take it that your politeness with the misfortunate likes of Adam, tedders and Craig is out of mercy for the sick and dying isn’t it?

  53. Seriously hysterical a”shall we have a vote to prove my point?”

    Yup that would be fair. Having 51 sick Zionists with the incurable sickness of the mind vote amongst each other, mwha ha ha ha!

    Brilliant teddy!

  54. Tworset,

    Much thanx,

    This is the best gift I have ever received in my entire life!

    The sick skin which you informed me I must develop.

    It feels great you have no idea.

    It used to be so troubling when I thought that there was even a minuscule of a chance that one could change their mind.

    But ever since i realized that Zionism is an incurable sickness of the mind and got used to my new thick skin; I am at ease, thanx to you!

  55. Twosret,

    The THICK SKIN which you told me I must develop was infact the right advice.

    Coupled with the fact that Zionism is in fact an incurable sickness of the mind, I now rest at ease!

  56. Nakid_Ape (with clothes) says:

    SandMonkey,
    I read your blog for some months. I like the way you write, and indeed you are a good jester.
    Continue the “rantings” notwithstanding some very little commentators

  57. “He admitted that they were hamstrung and unable to compete with my higher ethics, morality and belief in God. That they were in fact just stringing me along by pretending to use logical debate!”

    No. Once again you fail to grasp even the simplest logic…

    Yes, we are stringing you along, ’cause your illogical primal-scream rants are endless fun, but all we ever have to do is to point out the obvious holes in your arguments (those few times when you actually make the effort) and retort with simple logic. There’s nothing contradictory in that… :)

  58. “He admitted that they were hamstrung and unable to compete with my higher ethics, morality and belief in God. That they were in fact just stringing me along by pretending to use logical debate!”

    Oh SA, you pathetic little ego maniac.

    “unable to compete with my higher ethics, morality and belief in God.”

    Hardly grasshopper, go to your room you delusional retard!

  59. LOL using ad hominem is the best that tedders could do to retort..

    What a superior intellect indeed!

    :)

  60. @ :)

    Adam,
    In case you haven’t figured it out yet Dairy Boy! (Cow bell added)
    You are ignored and will not be engaged in any dialogue due to the abject intellectual poverty and incoherency you are displaying which makes it time for me to move on although I have enjoyed it immensely.
    I realize that I have really flustered you into some major self denial and you hate the fact that I am pushing all your buttons while all you can do is deny it and do absolutely nothing about it.
    Also due to the simple fact that I have severely insulted your mother, father, family, country, views, sexuality, mentality, debating styles and your verbal excrement in short bursts!.
    Keep reading this every time you post to me or about me, because that’s all you are going to get out of me!
    Have fun you stale Danish!

  61. Is it autism or ADD, Sand Ape? I don’t know about anyone else, but I for one would be very interested in hearing about how the zionists did this to you. Or was it the public school system in the US? And could you please give us a class about what happens to students with your mentality in the Arab world? I think it would provide some very valuable insights into the nature of terrorism. I mean, in the west (and most of the rest of the world) we try to help people like you, while at the same time doing what we can to ensure they don’t pose a threat to their fellow citizens. Do Arabs play that way to? Or is it all about eugenics via explosive vest?

  62. Indeed, to deny the existence of a vibrant community such as the Palestinian society in the early twentieth century and describe Palestine as “a land without a people for a people without a land” is a disease of the mind.
    To assert property claims over real estate after the lapse of more than 2000 years with the same certainty of title as if one resided there yesterday is a disease of the mind.
    To blame the Palestinians for being unreasonable in rejecting a partition plan in 1947 which gave the Jews, who only owned 7 percent of the land, an astonishing half of Palestine, is a disease of the mind.
    To demand of the Arabs at the time to peacefully succumb to such partition, where 86 percent of the land designated for the proposed Jewish state was Palestinian-inhabited and owned land, is a disease of the mind.
    Zionism is a sickness, for it takes much more than just a twisted ideology to make people think like that. It requires a profound leap of immorality of a higher order to instill this mentality in your followers. Zionism is not merely a political movement, but in its essence represents a deeply disturbed view of the world, which is a reflection of a terrible disease of the mind.

  63. Craig,

    I don’t know what the hell you are yapping about now Mr. “last-of-the-bald-ex-marines-that-survived-the-illegal-invasion-of-Beirut?” but a word of advice, maybe you should stop invading other peoples lands so that you don’t get shell shocked when your partners happen to get their wigs split! For starters i mean!

  64. BTW Craig,

    I am just one of the multiple thousands at these sit ins!

    Just coz I chose to target this hen house, it shouldn’t be all that surprising to you!

  65. Dude, I’m not bald! Though I was, while I was illegally invading people back in the day :P

    Any chance you could answer the question, though? What happens to autistic kids in the Arab world? Some grow up to lead the Party of God, obviously, but what happens to the rest? Surely there can’t be enough jobs in religion and government to accommodate every retard in the Arab world, can there? And there just aren’t enough immigration quota openings for them all to be shipped to Europe, right? So, where do they end up? Afghanistan? Iraq? Pakistan? India? Gaza? What happens to the Arab world when everyone else decides they have had enough of mentally disabled Arab immigrants wearing explosive vests? Where will all those shahids detonate themselves, then?

  66. And PS-Isn’t there a better way of dealing with those unfortunates who are unable to cope with living in a civilized society? Can’t some of the UN money being spent to feed and house “refugees” be used to humanely institutionalize those who are incapable of coexisting productively and peacefully with their fellows, instead? Wouldn’t that help with actually addressing the chronic refugee problems, at the same time? Why spend money on perpetuating the problem, instead of solving it? Does it make sense to you?

  67. damn it, forgot the link

    No worries! It’s not like anyone was gonna click it :P

    Speaking of which, the questions I asked earlier were only rhetorical… you know what that means, right? Means I was asking questions I didn’t expect you to answer (because you are autistic, after all!) because I was hoping some people who aren’t autistic might read them and at least think a bit…

  68. Even if your questions were rhetorical, you usually end up answering them yourself. There is no point in rambling on with a hell bound self ex communicated critique of the human race like yourself!

    You are a condescending self loathing disgruntled bastard and we all know it In case you haven’t figured it out yet, you are the Court gesture to us Arabs. hence the Arabic transliterations that go on describing you as the retarded yet adorable disgruntled infant!

    About your question regarding the Arab world that you happen to be so infatuated with since they have done you great wrong, lol. I really can’t answer you there.

    That’s why I left your tired ass the link, detailing the numerous sit ins by tons of protesting students at UK universities who couldn’t all be mentally disadvantaged as well like you and I.

    Instead I concentrate most of my efforts against racists like you that direct their meaningless bile towards minorities such Asians and Black’s. But now since there is a black man that rules your ass and mine, I have shifted my efforts to the blind incurable sickness of the mind called Zionism.

    By the way Craig, would you be interested in continuing to do more frontal nudity to support Zionist cause?

  69. Instead I concentrate most of my efforts against racists like you that direct their meaningless bile towards minorities such Asians and Black’s

    :D

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

    Some other links you might find helpful:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranoid_personality_disorder

    The brains of autistic individuals don’t function the same way that they do in normal people. This is most easily seen in their marked inability to cope with others in social environments, like blogs. You can read about it here:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism

    Autism is a brain development disorder characterized by impaired social interaction and communication, and by restricted and repetitive behavior.

    Don’t worry, Sand Ape. We’re here to help. It’s a good thing you were born and raised in the US, so you can receive treatment instead of indoctrination and an explosive vest. There’s some chance you can go on to lead a reasonably productive life. But what happens to people like you, who are stuck in Mohamed-land? I don’t expect an answer from you (obviously) but it is a question that needs to be answered.

  70. ” their marked inability to cope with others in social environments, like blogs.”

    Touché Craig! ;)

  71. Back to the lingo that you spew when you are backed towards a wall.

    Holly Ad homonyms and psychological projection you incoherent imbeciles.

    What superior intellects you display – NOT!!

    Don’t feel bad though that Zionism is an incurable sickness of the mind so I excuse your your abject moral poverty and intellectual delusions of gradiosity, that you can’t help, even if you wanted to!

    The U.S. is already too complacent in many ways in making you who you are today!

  72. It’s OK, Sand Ape. You can always just declare victory and move on.

  73. Ha ha ha ha

    What an insult to humanity, is that what you think this about?

    Please continue to intrigue 80% of the readers here that are non commenting Arabs with your hypocritical conjecture and culpability to the ludacris you phantom racist!

  74. Hail discordia!

  75. :) LOL
    No Strife going on here ‘ito’

    Perhaps some ignoramia but that’s about it!