Everyone is a winner..

Kadima won most seats, Likud has a better chance at a coalition, and they are both fighting on who gets to duck Lieberman's dick better. Barak, however, didn't win, which is good, because he is a douche. Also, I hear that the peace camp lost, like there was one to begin with. There is of course always the"beast of the apocalypse option" where Kadima and Likud form a "unity government" and rotate PM's. But in the immortal words sprayed in Graffitti on Tel Aviv walls:

Bibi +Tzipi=Zibi*

*arabic word for "My dick" 

Comments

  1. Yogi says:

    We’ll probably be getting some “Zib” no matter who makes up the government.

    Such are the joys of democracy!

  2. Abu Sa'ar says:

    In Israeli slang, by the way, “zibi” is used as “nothing”.

    As in:
    “I got a new laptop for Hannukah! What did you get?”
    “Zibi – global recession, man”.

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