Sandmonkey rules for the day!

1) Just as a general rule: If a movie has a dog as a central character in it, it will either have a shitty story, or the dog will die, or both. Oh, and even though the lead actress will always probably be hot, she will never get naked in the film, ever. So suck on that, heterosexual men who paid money to go see Marley and Me.

2)When you start getting older, and you realize that you haven't accomplished any of your goals yet and else has failed, have a baby. It's a fantastic excuse, and it distracts people. For example: "Hey, late twenties/ early thirties dude, accomplished any of your goals or dreams yet?" " Ehh, well, no, but I had a baby. Isn't it cute?" "Aww..yes it is. Can I play with it for a while and not talk to you about anything important?" "Knock yourself out!".. Works every time!

3) Thinking that reading James Joyce' Ulysses will be such an easy task that you could accomplish it on the plane ride is…hehe…yeah…totally WRONG. Joyce, you Irish bastard. I will get past page 10, even if it kills me!

4) The older a person gets, the more prone to gathering clutter he/she will be, and will refuse to throw away anything. My Dad, who turned 65, has 10 big empty Nescafe jars in his room. When I asked him why he keeps them, he replied that we might need them one day. I squeezed my mind trying to come up with the emergency scenario where we would need 10 empty Jars of Coffee..and yeah..totally blank.

5) My God can beat up your God. Like, totally beat up. Just a friendly reminder!

Comments

  1. “…he replied that we might need them one day.”

    Priceless!!! :D

  2. I squeezed my mind trying to come up with the emergency scenario where we would need 10 empty Jars of Coffee..and yeah..totally blank.

    I bet he’s thinking “disaster preparation” and possible scenarios where the toilet gets blown up and he needs some place to piss and he’s too old to get away with taking a leak in the back yard. Either that, or he’s planning on teaching you to make molotov cocktails when the revolution comes.

  3. 1. http://www.tankcreative.com/photos/nakedDog.jpg

    2. Awwww, baby…

    http://media.photobucket.com/image/sexy%2Bmother/sandrine59/Sexymother-1.jpg

    3. “Joyce, you Irish bastard. I will get past page 10, even if it kills me!”

    This is what I said almost 20 years ago. Still on page 5
    [IMG]http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e109/pisa4you/1363838866420b46214f433.gif[/IMG]

    4. The older my mother gets, the more prone to throw away stuff she is – even useful stuff, even my stuff (when I’m careless enough to leave it in her house). But she always keeps the coffee jars…

    5. Totally
    http://www.yoism.org/images/ChosenPeople.jpg

  4. How do I post images (like smileys)?

  5. I am older than your father (!), and I finally started making strawberry jam so I could use all those jars I’d been saving. My new de-cluttering rule is: if it doesn’t hold a batch of strawberry jam, out it goes!

    Note: if I lived in a MacMansion in the US instead of a small Tel Aviv flat, I would probably have a garage full of empty coffee jars, old bicycles, wooden tennis rackets, empty cartons, dried-out paint cans, vinyl records, baseball cards, comic books, and oh yes, cars. I miss them all!

  6. Top O the mornin!
    I wonder when my Irish grandmother started up with her wiskey..I will have to find out what is appropriate.

    Since when is coffee from a jar? I thought it was always from a tin, and now those silvery baggies?

  7. Sand Ape says:

    Most people make the bulk of their money while they are in their 40′s anywas. But by then its too late to have kids coz when your kid is 21 you will be an old fart by then and would wish you never had any kids to start of with. All your other points…phhhhh, NO COMMENT, no wonder you don’t wanna have kids!

  8. LOL!!! It’s true, all true :)

  9. Marian Kechlibar says:

    Hehe.

    Actually, the older I am, the more mercilessly I throw away superfluous things. I had to move several times around Prague, from one flat to another, and again, and again … and this cemented my attitude.

    Currently, most of the things must pass or fail the following test:

    1. Did you use it in last 2 years? Yes – keep. No – goto next question.
    2. Are you planning to use it in next 2 years? Yes – keep. No – goto next question.
    3. Was the indicated thing too expensive to be thrown away? Yes – keep (an example: roller skates. May be well given to someone in the future). No – goto next question.
    4. Are you really sentimental about this thing? Yes – keep (an example: all books. An old letter from a past lover.). No – goto next question.
    5. Is the thing really small and potentially really useful? This is the most tricky question. A hiking map of a territory that you visit once every 5 years is example. One must, however, never yield to the desire to expand this ill-defined category. So: Yes – Keep. No – goto the last point.
    6. Off to the dumpster bin with ya, gadget.

  10. Since when is coffee from a jar? I thought it was always from a tin…

    Claire, you must be American! We drink real brewed coffee. The Europeans and Arabs drink instant (freeze dried) coffee, Nescafe being the most popular brand. So popular in fact that they frequently just call coffee “Nescafe”. being a coffee addict, I find it a bit unsettling that there are people in the world who drink that nasty stuff by choice. And you know what they call black coffee in London!? “Americano”. It’s all so ridiculous :o

  11. “And you know what they call black coffee in London!? “Americano”. It’s all so ridiculous”

    Probably on the same level as americans calling those bland dough-things “danishes”…! :D

    Good coffee is easily available in Europe – it’s just that we’re usually too much in a hurry to wait for it… ;P

  12. I could not find good coffee, or even halfway decent coffee, when i was in Germany. France, yes, they seem to understand coffee! When I was in Mexico, I expected to find delicious coffee, but at the end of meals in a restaurant, they put down NesCafe in a jar and some hot water. Eeeeuuugh
    I’m in the US and I like to grind my own beans and then brew up a fresh pot of coffee. No instant for me!

  13. You yanks… You’ve got way too much time on your hands! :D

  14. I did not know that! Yes, I am very American..Irish and German..however, it must be an “Americanized German” version, since I am not embarassed or afraid to tell people of my heritage. I am convinced that my rebel family helped the Jews.

    INSTANT coffee?? That is prob what they serve in prison. I thought Europeans and foreigners :) were supposed to have good taste. We are *really* spoiled with our flavoured beans and creamers..
    Actually, even our instant coffee does not come in jars.
    I thought the monkey’s dad just liked antiques:D
    Maybe he could put some fresh flowers in them? Everyone likes flowers.

    My mom goes on dumpster splurges all of the time. I feel the need to rescue a lot of what she pitches.

    I found a bg fat mouse in my basement last night..maybe I will go buy it some Irish wiskey and serve it to him/her before it “goes away”.

  15. Claire, can you just release the mouse? Humane trap and then release in a field or something?

  16. Marie Claude says:

    the best coffee is italian’s, next french’s, spanish “cafe con lette” is not bad, in Germany y’d better ask for “Kafe mit Zahne”, it’s OK then, but the worst, is british’s, I use to know american coffee on cruise ships, it was rather light.

  17. Marie Claude, in the US it depends on the person brewing the coffee. Some of it is undrinkable. When I was in Israel last year, I went to a lovely Arab village (Abu Ghosh–I hope that I spelled that right) for the best meal ever. They served coffee afterwards in a very small cup, without sugar, with with other spices. It was rich and delicious! Does that kind of coffee have a special name?

  18. CarpetCaptain says:

    Lynne thats called Turkish coffee and the spice you tasted was probably cardamon. Once coffee is ground its recommended not to be stored for longer than 30-60 days for best flavour.

    Craig I agree with you, most people in the middl east either drink the above or the abhorrence called Nescafe……DISGUSTING! When I go to Egypt I usually take my supply of Starbucks grounds to last me for the entire trip. Now even both my parents usually stock up when they visit to take back with them. Personally I don’t believe in coffee unless it drips out of an espresso machine.

  19. Oh and the whole kid thing forget it! I can’t imagine waking up hungover and having to deal with annoying two legged critters.

  20. I don’t drink coffee so I’ll skip straight to number 5. Next time your God’s in Valhalla have him look up Thor. The dude’s got a hammer the size of a utility pole. And don’t even get me started on the whole “Thunder” thing.

  21. I wonder if hotels in the mideast provide a coffee maker as an ammenitie.

    Lynne, that is exactly what I did :) :):) Funny you said something. There were three choices:
    A. kill it with decon and let it die somewhere in the walls
    B. Kill it with those sticky things and listen to a miserable long death
    C. Kill it with another trap and have to clean up a grody dead mouse
    D. trap it, and get my brother-in-law to take it..let the kiddies have fun or something.
    Either way, I’d have to look at it sooner or later..i chose the alive one.
    I’m still going to do an experiment with Irish Wiskey…Happy St Pats Everyone! Hope you had a fun and safe evening.
    Do people celebrate St pats day in the Mid East? I know the whole origin, but a lot of people don’t care about that.

  22. winterblues? springblues?

  23. Craig says: Claire, you must be American! We drink real brewed coffee. The Europeans and Arabs drink instant (freeze dried) coffee, Nescafe being the most popular brand. So popular in fact that they frequently just call coffee “Nescafe”.

    Claire says: I thought Europeans and foreigners :) were supposed to have good taste. We are *really* spoiled with our flavoured beans and creamers..

    Oops, don’t take a cheap shot at “the” Europeans having bad taste in coffee or going all mad over Nescafe … For a starter, there’s no such thing as “the” European. We too grind our own beans (never known otherwise since childhood). And truly good coffee imho doesn’t need flavouring or tasty creamers, it should be on its own.

    Um, no flavours, with one exception, my favourite coffee, and I won’t visit Israel w/o stocking up on it: Izhimen just around the Damascus Gate in the Old City: ‘im hel’ (hel is cardamom). Aaah, the smell of it alone!

    LN from NL

  24. “Thinking that reading James Joyce’ Ulysses will be such an easy task that you could accomplish it on the plane ride is…hehe…yeah…totally WRONG. Joyce, you Irish bastard. I will get past page 10, even if it kills me!”

    أنا فعلا خايف من الرواية دى
    كل ما اشوفها في اى مكتبة بخاف امسكها
    واضح انى فعلا لسه صغير

  25. Nescafe was the choice in Mexico, much to my surprise and horror. The stuff is vile.
    CarpetCaptain, thanks for the information. Yes, it was Turkish Coffee, and it was delicious! I believe that it was cardamon, which is not a flavor that I am used to here in the US. I agree with you. I take the beans, grind them and brew my coffee immediately. It makes a big difference in the coffee. In general, I prefer plain coffee, not flavored. The different varieties of blends, roasts, origins of the beans, etc. provides variety. I do use cream though, but not always sugar.

  26. Hey, sorry about my spelling and writing skills…I actually only had orange juice up there:):):)
    Wow, you peoples are missing out. Creme brulee flavoured coffee beans, Coffee Mate creamer-lots, and sugar/Splenda..yummm.
    Around the holidays-vanilla coffee with pumpkin pie creamer:):)
    Black coffee is just plain wrong.
    This is actually an interesting discussion:) I was listening to a story about the Dunkin Doughnuts/Starbucks war. I wonder if the whole coffee preference is just psychological?

  27. Gevalia coffee is actually really good. And, you get that free coffee maker.

  28. I’m guessing they may ship overseas?

  29. I like flavored coffee sometimes, but never when it’s the beans or the grounds that are flavored. Makes the brew taste too “chemically” for me! One of my favorites is Vietnamese style… a glass full of ice with a big glob of sweetened condensed milk at the bottom, over which sits a miniature metal espresso drip. Makes a wonderful milk-shake type of concoction.

  30. Claire, coffee preference psychological? Never thought about that, intrigueing Q. It sure is a matter of very personal taste, but I think Craig hints at something that is not subjective: whatever is added to give coffee a certain flavour may indeed be chemicals, chemical substitutes for the original taste.

    Take chocolate nowadays – it comes in loads of varieties, but what’s wrong with good quality chocolate as it is? Maybe just because the quality of our industrially produced food (and now I generalise) has gone down, or become more “one taste fits all”, and in general has too much sugar in it, so then stuff has to be added to make it more appealing (like, a red pepper packed with a bar of chocolate, or one hundred varieties of cereals)?

    Think of adding something to a good wine – how strange would that be? You drink it and let it accompany other tastes, but to mix it …. no way.

  31. LN, I totally see your point. I prefer simple tastes, the real thing, not a bunch of additives. That said, I do like some of the naturally favored coffees for special occasions, like pumpkin near Thanksgiving, for example.
    Craig, I don’t like that chemical taste either that some of the flavored coffees have. Also, I don’t want vanillin in my candy, coffee or anything else. I want real vanilla. Vanillin comes from slurry from making paper, I think. I took an economic botany class and the professor had a dim view of vanillin and all artificial sweetners and flavors.

  32. Wow, cool discussion!
    Hmmm..I think it is somewhat psychological. I took a nutrition class back at the U, and my prof said that the sugar rush/high that kids are blamed for is a myth. She said that kids associate sugar with fun/holidays/parties etc. and that is what causes the excitement. I believe her, and when my brother-in-law blames the kids craziness on sugar I always have to bite my lip

  33. Hmm..are you sure it is all unnatural chemicals? Maybe they just soak the beans in natural vanilla beans, cinnamon, etc?

  34. Interesting. Hey..where can I buy some pure chocolate?..I am doing an experiment:):)

  35. http://www.dovechocolate.com/

    After doing an unscientific experiment…this is the best chocolate :D

  36. Not to get all philisophical…but when you break it down
    everything is a chemical….

  37. Flavoured coffee… Is that some american thingy? Never seen it over here, but then again, I’m no great coffee-drinker.

    I like a fresh cup of good capuccino though – learnt that on my last trip to Venice…

  38. cappuccino… ;)

  39. @Claire: How about the ultimate pure chocolate? Really 100%, but if you haven’t yet, try the 70% – 80% – 90% first, and take a tiny piece, and taste it like wine: http://chocolatenote.blogspot.com/2008/01/100-chocolate.html

    Sugar rush: well, I quite believe in it. I once read that in earlier centuries, when trade between European countries and colonies started, bringing in say cloves, pepper, cardamom, etc. etc., people used more different herbs and spices in traditional national dishes than nowadays, and when sugar became “industrially” available (overhere, that means, sugarbeets being processed), it soon replaced spices as a cheaper substitute to bring the flavours out in a dish (rather than adding a flavour).

    Everything is chemical – but there is a difference, check between vanilla sugar and real vanilla sugar (you can even DIY: http://bakingbites.com/2007/05/how-to-make-vanilla-sugar/ )
    I have no idea how Bux flavour their coffees (and admitted, yet have to taste), but I fear on the scale they produce it might be with clever chemical substitutes.

    @Adam, u r in Denmark, right? The flavours are slowly arriving here, too (few places, Bux at Schiphol airport, AMS).

  40. for a good Italian espresso ;-) ….

    @lynne – exactly, vanilla instead of the artificial stuff, vanillin.

  41. Ln, yes, everything is chemical, but as you say, it is the difference between the chemical composition that is significant. A lot of these additives are used to disguise the flavors or enhance them, rather than using high quality ingredients to begin with.
    I stopped eating processed food or any fast food, and when I tried to eat some on occasion, I tasted like salt and grease—ugh. Eating simple foods was an adjustment, too, but I now prefer it.
    Claire, I think that some of the flavored coffees are all natural, and I try to buy those when I want something a bit different.
    Some have spices added and those are quite nice. I found good chocolate in Germany, France and the Netherlands, but the chocolate in the US seems to be filled with junk like vanillin, even some of the more expensive stuff. When you get the good stuff, as LN suggests, you only need a tiny bit to be satisfied. I like to put a tiny square of it on my saucer to eat with my good Italian expresso!

  42. Lynne, interesting – it means that your taste has become more “sensitive” after you stopped eating processed food, so there is hope! What’s also disappointing (to me) is that processed food and esp. fast food is exactly the same everywhere, no surprises. And where did I read just the other day – “the thing I missed most when I returned from China was Starbucks” … goes to say …

    I must admit that I have very good memories about the very first “coffee with a flavour” I ever had, even still know the name: it was Green Mountain Hazelnut Coffee (in Portland, ME), I’m dead sure that was true hazelnut.

    Btw, the 100% chocolate link I added above had American brands only that I have never seen nor tasted, I can only testify about 3 types (a Swiss one and some I found in Lille at chocolatier Benoit and of course Ricard (also in the US!). I’d certainly add Belgium to that list, Lynne, rather than NL, since it’s still harder to get by here, but it’s changing.

    Needless to say, had to go out for a real espresso after reading and writing here ;-) … no dark chocolate served with it, though :-(

  43. At least he’s honest about it – and not to be misunderstood (but people will still turn a blind eye to the truth)

    Iranian Blogger Reported Dead in Prison”
    http://www.readwriteweb.com/archives/iranian_blogger_reported_dead_in_prison.php

  44. Its not just an Egyptian thing. This clown is Iraqi i’m guessing from the accent

    http://www.tangle.com/view_video.php?viewkey=0861ff3eabea1ceb73e4

  45. CarpetCaptain:

    Sounds like one of San Ape’s buddies… :D

  46. Went to Baresso (a danish version of Starbucks) this morning and had a cappuccino. Remembering this discussion, I figured I’d check out if they had any flavoured coffee, but the only thing they had was flavoured syrup that you could pour in your coffee – not quite as bad, I suppose… :)

  47. Adam B., good of you to do that bit of detective work :) I have been seeing the flavored syrups and have wanted to try them, but never had the courage. What if it turned a perfectly good cup of coffee into a mess, I thought. Has anyone tried the flavored syrups? They look intriguing…

  48. Ah, Lynne, I tried almond syrup once out of curiosity, several years ago in fact, but it wasn’t really so good. I never finished the bottle, at least, not used to flavour coffee. It was … well, a bit too artificial, sadly.
    Try though to find green cardamom pods and grind the seeds together with your coffee beans (not much, a pinch of cardamom powder per cup would do)!
    Or Yemeni spices – “ghaWAyeedge” (sorry, rough phonetic translation, it means s th like “blend or mix of spices”, pls Arab readers correct me if wrong). It has a.o. cardamom (of course), cinnamon, cloves and ginger. It comes out best when used with coffee made in the Arab way, or “Turkish coffee” it’s called too, but I even use it sometimes in filter coffee.

    Now for the other extreme:
    did anyone ever try to roast his own (green) coffee beans?! Google it or google “Sweet Maria’s” and a whole new coffee world opens up …

  49. Flavoured coffee with syrups and the like are like adding pop to a fine single malt whisky or juice to an XO Cognac; its just sacrilegious. I do sometimes make an exception and have a mocha but thats chocolate and I make excetions for chocolate in anything i do :D

  50. CarpetCaptain, yes, one MUST make an exception for chocolate!
    I think that I’ll skip the flavored syrups.
    LN, there are still french “Cajuns” in the bayous of Louisiana who roast their green coffee beans every morning for their morning cups of coffee! I’ve never done this myself though. I’d like to try it, so I’m going to check out the “Sweet Maria” site. Sounds interesting!!

  51. lynne, I didnot know about the connection with the Cajuns (only knew about the Ethiopian coffee ceremony, that starts “from scratch” with green beans). Need lots of time though – and open kitchen windows!

  52. LN, years ago, I saw a video of a Cajun woman (elderly) fixing breakfast. She started by putting green coffee beans on a flat baking sheet and roasting them in her oven. Apparently, this was something she did each morning. I was amazed. It is all I can manage to stagger over to the coffee grinder, grind the beans and make a cup of coffee. I’m helpless until I have a first cup of coffee. I’d never manage to roast the beans first each morning.

  53. We were on a Cafe DuMonde kick forever. It’s a chicory blend from the famous store in the French Quarter in New Orleans. It’d dark and strong but expensive and difficult to find but ohhh sooo gooood!

    http://www.cafedumonde.com/

    The Original Cafe Du Monde Coffee Stand was established in 1862 in the New Orleans French Market. The Cafe is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. It closes only on Christmas Day and on the day an occasional Hurricane passes too close to New Orleans.

    Now we’re on a Community Coffee binge! It’s another Louisiana product. Those coonass (that’s what Texans call cajuns) know their coffee, i gaarauuunteee!!

  54. Tedders, I’m from New Orleans and at the very mention of Cafe Du Monde I felt instantly nostalgic, remembering all the many cups of coffee and plate of beignets that I shared with my two children there. The packaged coffee from Cafe Du Monde is good, but cannot equal the coffee they brew there. The cafe has a long history as you point out, and these people do know their coffee. Whatever may be said about the state of Louisiana, the Louisiana food and coffee products are excellent. The Cafe du Monde coffee may contain Chicory, a Mediterranean plant that’s foot is roasted and added to coffee. In the very distant past, chicory was added to inferior coffee to make it more palatable, so some people do not like it. I think that it is a wonderful enhancement for coffee. (I agree; those coonasses do know their coffee. The folks in North Louisiana also refer to their southern Louisiana neighbors as coonasses. Now the Cajuns even take that label as their own, turning the insult into a proud label :)

  55. oops, that should be “root is roasted”

  56. Mmm cajun food … to make a “roux” – brown as copper, until it just doesn’t burn and then all the seafood … but never knew about the New Orleans coffee tradition, I’ve never been there yet – but I would go for the food alone even knowing as little as I do from two simple cook books …

    Lynne, first thing in the morning? … it’s hard enough as it is already to get the roast you want … can’t imagine. I didn’t do it very often, and you end up with different grades of “roast” anyway, doing it the amateurish way, but it is almost as rewarding as roasting and grinding your own mix of garam masala.

  57. LN, I agree. I grind my beans first thing, but I can’t imagine the morning roasting routine. I need my coffee quickly in the morning and I am useless before i drink a cup. What is garam masala? Sounds interesting.
    If you want authentic Cajun atmosphere, visit Lafayette or New Iberia Louisiana, or any of the Cajun country towns. Perhaps Avery Island where they have been making Tabasco Sauce since before the Civil War. There are still French language radio stations there.
    New Orleans has too much crime—entirely too much crime—for me to feel comfortable there any longer. When the terrorists struck Mumbai, some of the guests who were from New Orleans said that they are so conditioned to gunfire that they at first were not alarmed. The crime problem has always been bad and continues to get worse.

  58. “New Orleans has too much crime—entirely too much crime—for me to feel comfortable there any longer.”

    lynne, the crime levels in New Orleans (the French Quarter area) have plummeted since katrina ran out most of the criminals. We were there about a year and a half after the hurricane and there was a rise in murders during that time period but it was drug dealers killing drug dealers, far away from the interesting areas so it was a win-win deal in IMHO!

    As far as the French Quarter goes, I feel it’s as safe as my own back yard even now. Go outside of the tourist areas and you’re on your own though. On one of our trips there we were walking back to our lodging on Decatur st and must have been going the wrong direction when a gentleman (homeless person) said from the shadows, “you don’t want to go that direction!”, I don’t usually tip people sleeping on building steps with almost empty bottles of booze but I gave him a fiver and said thanks!! The National Guard has been there for some time (I think they’ve pulled out now) literally guarding the tourist areas, I’ve seen Hummers with manned and armed Browning, .50 Cal. M2 machine guns circling the areas they deemed extra security was needed.

    I think Katrina was the best thing that could have happened to N. O.! I’m sorry for the loss of life but the place was a cess pool of crime before, it’s really much much better now!

    Just my 2 cents worth.

  59. Some of the criminal element was firmly entrenched there and needed to go, and they have spreading crime in their path. The crime seems to still be quite bad though. The guard just left and New Orleans is on its own again. In New Orleans, in the past, even the cops were criminals. When I finally moved away, there were seven cops on death row for murder. They still need the guard there now, or things will continue to get worse.

  60. So reports about how it is now in New Orleans are mixed …

    Lynne, thanks for the hints! About garam masala, it is Indian for a mix of spices added to all sorts of Indian dishes. Some of the basic ingredients are (again) cinnamon, pepper corns, cloves and black cardamom (related to, but different from the green kind you would use in your coffee). Every cook has his/her own ingredients and quantities. Google to see more about it. Anyway, usually these spices are also roasted before cooling and grinding them, the smell in your kitchen is better than while roasting coffee beans, but the “end product” is better in the same way coffee is better when roasted and ground!

  61. “there were seven cops on death row for murder”

    WOW!

    At least they have Bobby Jindal now~ Gotta love Louisiana!

  62. Sand Ape says:

    Hi Guys,

    On the note of scrumptious gourmet coffee, I found a lovely little Coffee shop by a charming back water cul de sac right outside of Tel Aviv called Esther’s. Lot’s of Americans frequent there as well as some hot affluent touristy types. No hairy smelly rabbi’s at Esther’s, no sir.

    Rumor has it that the cul de sac housed an orphanage but naturally Israeli’s felt it more necessary to build a coffee shop there instead, in order to quell the frayed nerves of its people after having to displace 8 million Palestinians.

    The gay waiter there told me that the name Esther is supposed to be some Jewish queen from Persia or some shit like that.

  63. Sand Ape, I wonder how you justify walking around in Satan’s backyard to yourself, not to mention breathe the same air as these demons-on-earth? A healthy dose of flagellation when you get home, or something similar, to repent your evil ways? ;)

  64. Sand Ape says:

    Ahh it was easy…HA HA

    Let me worry about that. I am doing a lot more than just walking around, trust me *wink, wink* There was just a fleet of American warships here and Tel Aviv was like Alabama all of a sudden.

    In the end lot’s of Israeli’s know Egyptians hate them and feel the same way about the government of Egypt yet still visit there, so what?

    I already knew that not all Israeli’s are bad BTW. It’s the government that sucks, cajoling the people to lead a life of fear, telling them they are in mortal danger and are viewed as wild game by the Arabs. I am dead serious. It is taught that most Arabs want to harm Jews so every Jew must do their part to protect the homeland and discredit the Arabs.

    Lot’s of Israeli’s only want to lead normal lives and like to talk about the good whether and the temple of King David and boring crap like that. Israeli’s are starving for recognition by neighboring Arab states and are traumatized by the current affair of things. But if you go too far and mention the slow ethnic cleansing and apartheid like security apparatus in Israel, you can sense a slight identification with their remorse before they start foaming at the mouth. They truly feel like they are the ones corralled into an enclosure and not the Palestinians, as ironic as that sounds coming from a proxy of the worlds most powerful fighting force. The sound of a screeching Israel is too painful to the West and now it’s easy to see how world support for Israel is mustered and rampant even under its controversial occupation.

    There are ultra right wing nationalists which are the equivalent of Jewish skin heads that follow the governments advice and are always toting around Canadian made AR-14 or American made M-16 at the beach. (AK’s are way lighter lol.) They are the worst kind of Israeli’s and are unfortunately very racist to the bone. There to perfectly counter the racist valore of HezbAllah etc. You know the laws of physics, supply demand etc.

    BTW Israeli girls are so phenomenally easy it is not even funny. It actually has become a little monotonous and boring. I appreciate a little more of a challenge. Even Jewish American girls act differently here, as if its spring break all the time, it must be something about the salty Tel Aviv air or something. But definitely a good way to increase the population and keep folks happy. I mean how effective would the IDF be if they were all running around totally sexually frustrated right? Not too good I’m afraid. Hence NasrAllah allows his boys to visit Lebanese and Syrian brothels to perform temporary marriage contracts. But why use a Tel Aviv brothel and pay $300 when its free outside? I know the American soldiers I met couldn’t afford a weeks pay for a lay.

    Last but not least it isn’t Satan’s back yard it’s Jesus’ back yard and always will be. We all believe in the second coming of Christ, even moderate Jews do secretly believe in it but can’t admit it openly because they are not allowed to or they will have to become Christians and to a Jew that is like giving up your American passport to become a citizen of New Guinea.

    Without opening up that can of worms again, for there to be a second coming, it is prophecized there must be evil taking place in the Holy Land. Now you can blame that evil on Israel, PLO, Hamas, Iran, Rothschild or even Sandmonkey’s sense of humor, but in the end it doesn’t matter if is a virus off of a fly’s ass. Jesus will come back to save the world.

  65. Sand Ape says:

    In the end it has been a great learning experience.

  66. Sand Ape says:

    Oh ya, and my God can beat up your God, so there!

  67. “…telling them they are in mortal danger and are viewed as wild game by the Arabs.”

    To be fair, they don’t need their government to give them that idea – they just need to google “sand ape” and read your tirades… Or look up in the sky at the home made rockets sailing across the border. :)

    “BTW Israeli girls are so phenomenally easy it is not even funny. It actually has become a little monotonous and boring.”

    I thought you were a muslim…? If you are, you realize you’re going straight to hell, right? :D

    “We all believe in the second coming of Christ”

    Huh?

  68. Sand Ape says:

    Don’t worry Adam, you will find someone new to hate on here sooner or later. Let bygones be bygones. By the looks of it it seems that Anon and Mohamed have wiped the floor pretty well with your face and you should try hating on them for a change because I am a changed man. I am a guest of Israel now so live with it and leave me the hell alone Beevis. After all, the same goes for your tirades and contempt for Arab culture. Enough to make a moderate Arab feel threatened. I chose to engage you in dialogue only this once out of respect for my more moderate Israeli hosts. Let’s not make it a habit shall we as there is no room for radicals of either side. BTW you should come visit soon : D

  69. Oh, Sand Ape… I don’t hate you! In fact, I rather like you – you’re a guaranteed comic relief in otherwise serious discussions! :D

    Anon and Mohamed? Mohamed is just another mindless drone with little grasp of reality and no wish to be enlightened. Anon is another matter – although I disagree with him on certain issues, I find him a reasonably civilized person and someone with whom one can have an intelligent discussion. As for “wiping the floor with me” , well you would see it like that, wouldn’t you…? :D

    Anyway, I would love to visit Israel, but I have a few arab countries to see as well (Egypt in 2 weeks time), and we know how difficult it is to enter several of your so-called “civilized” arab countries with israeli stamps in one’s passport, don’t we…? ;)

  70. …always toting around Canadian made AR-14 or American made M-16 at the beach. (AK’s are way lighter lol.)

    No they aren’t, Sand Ape. A generic AK weighs over 9 pounds. A generic M-16 weighs only 2/3 of that. That’s the most obvious lie you’ve ever told. You’ve never even held either one, have you? :D

    Some jihadi you are!

    I thought you were a muslim…?

    Adam, why would you have thought that? He’s an ex-Christian.

  71. Oh? So, what’s he now…?

  72. Oh? So, what’s he now…?

    He’s obviously an unbeliever now, right? Atheist or Agnostic? Flip a coin.

  73. Listen to you guys tryna guess my religion. Would you also like to guess what color my boxer shorts are? Have fun guys…

  74. Oh and BTW The later AKM, produced with the stamped receiver, weighs 3.1 kg (6.8 lb). Virtually all civilian and military versions in use today are of the lighter AKM variety. The M16A1 model of the Vietnam era weighs 3.6 kg (7.9 lb) with a 30 round magazine. M16A1 length is 100 cm (39 in). The later models of the M16 weighed more than the original with the addition of heavier (and more accurate) barrels and more rugged components. The M16A2, for example, weighs 3.99 kg (8.8 lb) loaded.

    So eat your heart out guys. Sorry but I have to go, don’t have time for this crap!

  75. I guessed your religion a long time ago, Sand Ape. Not really spending much time on it anymore, but thanks for giving me permission.

    Oh and BTW The later AKM, produced with the stamped receiver, weighs 3.1 kg (6.8 lb). Virtually all civilian and military versions in use today are of the lighter AKM variety.

    Nope. The original AK-47 remains the most widely sold and used rifle in the history of man. All other variants (combined) will probably never reach those numbers.

    The M16A1 model of the Vietnam era weighs 3.6 kg (7.9 lb) with a 30 round magazine. M16A1 length is 100 cm (39 in).

    a) congrats on successful use of wikipedia

    b) The M16A1 is what I was issued when I joined the Marines. It weighs 6 pounds. You get an F for not double-checking wikipedia.

    c) The M-16A1 went out of service in 1984… you lost some points there for trying to compare apples to oranges, even though it didn’t have any impact on the bottom line.

    The later models of the M16 weighed more than the original with the addition of heavier (and more accurate) barrels and more rugged components. The M16A2, for example, weighs 3.99 kg (8.8 lb) loaded.

    a) The M16A2 does weigh more. But not that much more. You are still off by a pound and a half.

    b) The M16A2 was never a popular export model… it wasn’t even popular with me when I was issued one in 1984. I preferred the A1. The A2 was supposedly more accurate, but when you can hit a man-sized target at 500 meters with an A1, how much more accuracy do you need? And the A1 was a lot snappier to handle.

    C) The M16A2 has been out of service with front line troops for over a decade, ever since the M4 carbine was introduced. The M4 carbine is an M16A2 that has collapsible stock, shorter barrel and other modifications to make it more effective at close quarters.

    So eat your heart out guys. Sorry but I have to go, don’t have time for this crap!

    Does that mean Hamas won’t be trying to smuggle in more M4s, now that they have your word for the fact they are better off with old Soviet era AKs?

  76. Craig; Besides his obvious hatred of jews leaving out that posibbility, he’s been ranting about us “filthy christians, atheists, and pagans” in no unsure terms several times, which has made me rule out these possibilities as well… I seem to remember him once giving the hindus a good bashing, and since his general attitude doesn’t lean much towards the buddhist way of thinking to say the least, I concluded that he must be muslim. This would go some way in explaining his endless acceptance of islamist terror as well…

    :)

  77. Sand Ape says:

    TO ARGUE WITH A FOOL ONLY PROVES THERE ARE TWO !!

    Twosrets disciple: (Craig) you contradicted yourself so many times I can’t even keep up with you. Now I know why the Arabs here call you el boby el shatoor – mockingly praising the mischievous puppy LOL!!! It’s true….you actually foam at the mouth half the time!! But nothing 6 Rabi shots won’t counter.

    As for the stale danish boy, I realize in the past I insulted him and his mother pretty bad beyond anything he has ever experienced in his life, as he himself affirmed. So obviously he is still spewing with resentment and convulsing hatred for me, oh well, I don’t blame him. In Israel they stop and we will forgive, so maybe its time they checked that motto. All I can say is Shalom baby Shalom.

  78. Sand Ape says:

    In Israel they *say* stop and we will forgive, so maybe its time they checked that motto.

    All I can say is Shalom baby Shalom.

  79. What’s a rabi-shot? Strange images of holy medical rituals come to mind! :D A rabies-shot on the other hand…

    Oh Sand Ape, you know I don’t hate you! How could one hate a comical creature such as you? As long as you’re behind bars, er… a monitor, you’re a threat to noone and endless amusement to many! :D Keep it up!

  80. Did you call me a booty shooter? :o

  81. Leave it upto 2 racists who had their mothers badly insulted and their ego’s wiped off the face of the map to spoil a perfectly good discussion about gourmet coffee HE HE HE HE.

    As I said before TO ARGUE WITH A FOOL ONLY PROVES THERE ARE TWO !!

  82. And you’re the fool…? :)

  83. Sand Ape says:

    HA HA HA HA !

  84. LOL! you peoples are the funniest:) The coffee discussion continues…we have now found a way to distract the resident roach:):) I will go back and finish reading, this is really a cool discussion.

  85. Have any of you ever used a coffee press? I received one as a gift (I think) but have never used it.

  86. Have you peoples ever seen LOST?
    My Fav was Sayid (he is so hot) until he turned into a back-stabbing, psycho murder machine. Interesting

  87. I love lost. It’s probably my favorite show. Hmmm… actually I like a lot of shows… but lost is near the top, at least!

    Sayyid is cool. Even though he’s an Indian supposed to be an Iraqi. I actually like him better since he became the psycho killer. I got really sick of Jack and all of his whining every time they had to take somebody out. Sawyer is cool too… which is weird, because I hated Sawyer’s guts in season one. I even like Locke. But Jack… did I mention Jack yet? Somebody needs to slap Jack around.

    All the women I liked on the show either got killed off or went through a radical personality makeover, so I hope this season they find more women, someplace.

  88. Claire, Your Mamma’s a roach, HA HA HA HA,

    You guys who act like you suopport Israel are actually giving Israel a really bad name, but ofcourse you already know that.

  89. Secondly, this blog is Egyptian, Arab and happens to belong to a Muslim, who only portrays himself as having sympathies for traumatized holocaust survivors that have been led to believe they are in mortal danger so that they may gas innocent babies in Gaza and continue to occupy orphans land in the West Bank.

    Therefore this effectively makes you guys the strangers here. The parasitic, resident trolls and the ultimate pest infestation of this blog.

    Just so we got that straight!

    And to just imagine I am saying all this from Israel (occupied Palistine)…

    HA HA HA HA, HA HA!

  90. I am pretty sure Sayid is Muslim, but his hottness dissolved somewhere along the way..the writers must be into realism or something. Yep, Jack is the only hottie left.

  91. “You guys who act like you suopport Israel are actually giving Israel a really bad name, but ofcourse you already know that.”

    No. But of course, YOU already know that… ;)

    “Egyptian, Arab and happens to belong to a Muslim”

    I seem to remember a lot of folks stressing that Egypt isn’t arabic…? Oh well; in any case, this blog is “extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled “, and none of the regular visitors are reallyh strangers, not even the resident comical troll that is yourself… :D

    “And to just imagine I am saying all this from Israel (occupied Palistine)…”

    Yes, isn’t it lovely?!? 8) A shining example for the other countries in the region…!

  92. Sand Ape you are sooooo wrong on sooooo many levels, cognitive dissonance doesn’t even come close to explaining how you misinterpret nearly everything you so or do. We are all laughing directly at you and your transparent juvenile actions. You see yourself as some kind of hero, We see you as a ‘tard, you’re delusional, sad and pathetic, yet entertaining in a way!! Every time you open your mouth you prove your ignorance. Keep it up goofball!

    Just so we got that straight!

  93. Sand Ape says:

    Yea Right you bunch of trolls HA HA HA?

    I swear on all that’s Holy, I would not want to be viewed as anything else other than a Nazi Hamas terrorist or a psychopath by such a diverse pool of resident misfits like yourselves. Thriving on right wing hate for those who support the resistance that abhores the disembowlement of children. One man’s freedom fighter another mans terrorist, get it bitch??!

    All is fair in war so you keep up the rape guys and I will keep up the hate. How’s that for a solution you stinking fucks who I trashed on your mothers so fucking hard your hearts are full of vile and contempt still. After all, all your mothers are all whores that have conceived your oblivious asses out of wed lock, am I right?

    Who gives a fuck what medical terms you guys come up with on your high horses or how you sugar coat Palistinian baby evisceration. A big fuck you from Israel to Ft Worth Zionists and to Ex brothel frequanting Marines and who can forget the stale Danishes and whores of Tel Aviv.

  94. Sand Ape I like how you are able to effortlessly hand these guys their asses. Making them try and come up with whatever they can about you. Usually they are effectively describing themselves. I know you don’t consider yourself one, but people like you are hero’s.

    What nationality are you chief!? Please become an honored guest at our blog!

  95. Sand Ape says:

    Thanks..
    I’m 100% American BTW..
    Nice website you got going there..
    You wouldn’t happen to be that Jeff Rense fella now would you..?
    If so, I’m so not worthy..

    I already posted the below on the site:

    Just wanted to add, its not so much the Israeli/Jewish lobby that controls America. It’s the Jewish bankers, its just a fact that 85% of all banking families in the world are Jewish (Rothschild etc). They in fact once denounced the forefathers of Israel at one point in order to continue controlling the masses and charging them an arm and a leg. Until there was a big enough shift in public opinion to support traumatized Holocaust survivors and there offspring. Now they fund that very terrorist movement they once denounced and the result is you have a recognized terrorist state called Israel.

    If you speak up about it publicly, that’s when the high paid lobbyists will call even Obama a terrorist. Retorts include pointing out all other great nations on earth stole, pilferaged, murdered raped and occupied land at one point. All the while foaming at the mouth. Then they try and pull the lame ‘Israel is a democracy’ card, and if you counter by saying Hitler and Hamas were all democratically elected too. They might actually kick you out of the country for making them foam at the mouth even more.

    Darling, isn’t it?

  96. It’s that beautifull old Sand Ape again; the finest cussing this side of the moon, and an absolute and utter lack of reason… :D

    And he’s got a disciple too, who by default must be even more of a freak himself!

    You guys are just cracking me up! More! :D

  97. Sand Ape says:

    Adam,
    In case you haven’t figured it out yet Dairy Boy! (Cow bell added)
    You are ignored and will not be engaged in any dialogue due to the abject intellectual poverty and incoherency you are displaying which makes it time for me to move on although I have enjoyed it immensely.
    I realize that I have really flustered you into some major self denial and you hate the fact that I am pushing all your buttons while all you can do is deny it and do absolutely nothing about it.
    Also due to the simple fact that I have severely insulted your mother, father, family, country, views, sexuality, mentality, debating styles and your verbal excrement in short bursts!.
    Keep reading this every time you post to me or about me, because that’s all you are going to get out of me!
    Have fun you stale Danish!

  98. Sand Ape says:

    Wanna buy a dead palistinian baby’s hide to hang over your fire place HA HA HA HA!

    I got Jewish baby hides too but they are 1000 times the price.

  99. Sand Ape says:

    And 100 it is, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

  100. “and if you counter by saying Hitler and Hamas were all democratically elected too…”

    …they point out your ignorance to the fact that Israel is actually a functioning democracy, whereas nazi-Germany and Hamas-controlled Palestine are both autocracies, who came to power through flawed implementations of democratic procedures.

    :)

  101. “n case you haven’t figured it out yet Dairy Boy! (Cow bell added)
    You are ignored…”

    Talk about contradiction in terms! :D Hilarious!!!

    Aww, Sand Ape… you’re killing me! :D

  102. I swear on all that’s Holy…

    See, Adam? It’s little things like that which give away Sand Ape’s Christian upbringing. He uses a lot of Christian phrases, like that one. And referring to Satan as “Lucifer”? What Muslim does that? He even accused me of blasphemy (against Christianity) a few times. His nominal Christianity is probably what got him into the US in the first place, and into Israel too.

  103. Sand Ape says:

    Flush!!!!!!!

  104. Sand Ape says:

    Adam,
    In case you haven’t figured it out yet Dairy Boy! (Cow bell added)
    You are ignored and will not be engaged in any dialogue due to the abject intellectual poverty and incoherency you are displaying which makes it time for me to move on although I have enjoyed it immensely.
    I realize that I have really flustered you into some major self denial and you hate the fact that I am pushing all your buttons while all you can do is deny it and do absolutely nothing about it.
    Also due to the simple fact that I have severely insulted your mother, father, family, country, views, sexuality, mentality, debating styles and your verbal excrement in short bursts!.
    Keep reading this every time you post to me or about me, because that’s all you are going to get out of me!
    Have fun you stale Danish!

  105. Sand Ape says:

    Does anyone wanna buy those hides or what??

  106. You are ignored and will not be engaged in any dialogue…

    It’s strange he claims to be ignoring you, since 90% of his comments start with “Adam, …” lol.

  107. Adam b.

    If the mohammedean brotherhood get their wish and the expansionist caliphate is restored, in addition to slavery making a comeback, the reduction of women to the status of property, institutionalized pedophilia (oldmoe/Aisha), we can expect Harems to be reestablished as well. Mate, you so have a job, eunuchs will be in such demand.

    I understand that in Denmark, you people are having a wee little gang war between Danes and Immigrants and their recent descendants. It is all about drug profits, I’m sure. Then again, why the divisions along ethnicity, or is it religion? Some sobbing dickless, cried in their gender studies class at university at the evils of patriarchical domination, ‘tards will wring their hands over the innate racism of the White Man, meanwhile achmed laughs while he’s raping your daughter, sister, and/or your wife with his buddies mohamoud, sayed, moehammed, momed, mahamoud… How many ways can you spell rapist? Anyways, for him and his these women are all whores and as kafir bitches fair game. That’s what they told him in the mosque. Besides the Zionist entity that cannot be named kills babies in gaza, so gang rape in Malmo, Sweden, gang rape and riot in Copenhagen, the same in Paris. Note to palestinians, or as I like to call them “pallies” friendly ring to it, If you were actually experiencing a genocide your population would not be growing at an enormous rate, more muzzy ‘tards for whom, (adam you can correct me here, you grammatical master, you), or for which I have no fucking sympathy, and minimal empathy. Khomeini said something to the affect, ‘without the Scholars, there is no islam” so instead of wholesale extermination (drive’em into the desert let the thirst kill’em and sand bury the bodies) we first target the islamic clergy, selective extermination, then those diehards, make remaining muslim population live under the conditions that they impose upon non-muslims, Dhimmnihood. Lots of muzzies reading that just pissed and shat themselves , cause they know what it means. An old Sikh friend of mine, describing the oral history of the Sikh community, describes what it is like to live under muzzy rule, “worse than death”. Some might say this is nothing but anti-islamic propaganda as evidence I offer in 1947-8 partition of India, Sikh Holy places were abandoned by Sikhs rather than live in a muslim dominated pakistan, check out the population stats for hindus living in bangladesh in 1950 and now. Read the words of free Copts, those outside Egypt, …. For the sake of muslims and non-muslims alike, for humanity itself, this flaming cult grown beyond all reason will be extinguished. Upturned palm to brow with a deep sigh ’cause islam is a putrid lie

  108. Sand Ape says:

    For those who have cunt lipids in their brain, comment 69 cleary stated: I chose to engage you in dialogue only this once out of respect for my more moderate Israeli hosts. Let’s not make it a habit shall we as there is no room for radicals of either side.

  109. Sand Ape says:

    So ya Adam,
    In case you haven’t figured it out yet Dairy Boy! (Cow bell added)
    You are ignored and will not be engaged in any dialogue due to the abject intellectual poverty and incoherency you are displaying which makes it time for me to move on although I have enjoyed it immensely.
    I realize that I have really flustered you into some major self denial and you hate the fact that I am pushing all your buttons while all you can do is deny it and do absolutely nothing about it.
    Also due to the simple fact that I have severely insulted your mother, father, family, country, views, sexuality, mentality, debating styles and your verbal excrement in short bursts!.
    Keep reading this every time you post to me or about me, because that’s all you are going to get out of me!
    Have fun you stale Danish!

  110. Sand Ape says:

    craig you are a shame to the marine corps. If you were in Quantico when I served there. We would have ‘lock in a socked’ you to death out side the base you putrid cunt hunting lice infested piece of shit!

  111. A cup of gourmet coffe costs $5 here, if occupied Palistine wasnt surrounded by pissed off Arabs, a cup of coffee would probably cost half that price. Just goes to show, discord is lucrative.

  112. Tsk tsk, Sand Ape… Is there an echo here? Two parrot answers in a row? Haven’t you learned to count?

    Let’s have some more of your imaginative tantrums; not these boring copy/paste exercises… ;)

  113. Claire, coffee press = cafetière?
    Yes, I used it a lot after I bought it, and a friend of mine always uses it for making coffee (rather than filter or drip brew coffee, which is still the most popular way of making coffee at home here). It needs coffee ground coarser than for filter. Some people argue that it leaves more flavour in the coffee (oils and essences) because paper is a finer filter than the metal “mesh” of a coffee press. Yet I returned to filter coffee for reasons of taste. Maybe certain types of coffee beans or roasting methods better fit to certain brewing methods. After our discussion here, I’m actually back to the ibrik!

    oh, and pls not to feed the troll.

  114. You “served” at Quantico? What, you worked at the McDonald’s on base? :D

  115. If you were in Quantico when I served there. We would have ‘lock in a socked’ you to death out side the base you putrid cunt hunting lice infested piece of shit!

    While that may be the norm for burger flippers, I distinctly recollect a shit-bird who liked to whine and complain about everything being thrown out of third story window by his squad mates at infantry training school. Somehow, the investigation NIS did never did turn up much evidence on that. People like you don’t last long in the military, Sand Ape. I don’t need any more evidence than my own recollections to know that you never “served” in uniform. Or if you did, it was only for long enough for your compatriots to make their dis-satisfaction known. So you go on and tell those bullshit stories to some gullible high school girls, or something. That’s just one more in a long list of lies you come on here to tell people.

  116. Sand Ape says:

    he he i aint got shit to prove to you Craig, your foaming at the mouth is enough. speaking of which, its called boot camp, not infantrytraining school. What are you like 60 or something like tedders?

  117. Sand Ape says:

    @ LN,
    In case you haven’t heard..this is my blog and I own it.

    So sod off you zionist troll bitch..

    This blog is Egyptian, Arab and happens to belong to a Muslim, who only portrays himself as having sympathies for traumatized holocaust survivors that have been led to believe they are in mortal danger so that they may gas innocent babies in Gaza and continue to occupy orphans land in the West Bank.

    Therefore this effectively makes you guys the strangers here. The parasitic, resident trolls and the ultimate pest infestation of this blog.

    Just so we got that straight!

    And to just imagine I am saying all this from Israel (occupied Palistine)…

    HA HA HA HA, HA HA!

  118. Sand Ape says:

    So um ya

    Adam,

    In case you haven’t figured it out yet Dairy Boy! (Cow bell added)
    You are ignored and will not be engaged in any dialogue due to the abject intellectual poverty and incoherency you are displaying which makes it time for me to move on although I have enjoyed it immensely.

    I realize that I have really flustered you into some major self denial and you hate the fact that I am pushing all your buttons while all you can do is deny it and do absolutely nothing about it.

    Also due to the simple fact that I have severely insulted your mother, father, family, country, views, sexuality, mentality, debating styles and your verbal excrement in short bursts!.

    Keep reading this every time you post to me or about me, because that’s all you are going to get out of me!

    Have fun you stale Danish!

    This can go on for weeks on end, I love it!

  119. So many with heads in the sand, convenient in the middle east, I guess. A political blog and all you morons can babble on about is coffee, What is it no real friends?…no real lives? maybe you can talk about the weather on an astronomy blog. If genocidal threats upset muslim readers, next time your local imam or your foreign minister is at it about the Jews you might want to take him asside and tell him to shut the fuck up. It isn’t like believe, submit or die islam is about self-criticism or reflection. If I say something like the only thing that can happen when a 50-something man fucks a 9 year old is rape prove me wrong, or that the lives of non-muslims in muslim infested countries suffer as a result of said infestation, especially now during this islamic revival.

  120. he he i aint got shit to prove to you Craig, your foaming at the mouth is enough.

    Why would it cause me to “foam at the mouth” when you make a fool out of yourself with an obvious lie? :D

    speaking of which, its called boot camp, not infantrytraining school.

    More evidence you never served, if any was required. Infantry Training Schools is advanced training for infantrymen, that comes after bootcamp. Since the USMC revolves around the infantry, once could hardly have served in the Marines and fail to know that.

    What are you like 60 or something like tedders?

    No, but that’s pretty close to my Mom’s age. How old are you? 12? Or do you just have the mind of a child?

  121. http://www.cpp.usmc.mil/schools/soi/new/index.htm

    It seems they now require ALL Marines to go there to receive basic combat training. Even better evidence that you never served a day in the Marines. Tell us more about Quantico scumbag? :P

  122. I see from that website they still have the Quonset Huts at San Onofre. Those were built during World War II. Even before my time.

  123. Good Lord.
    I don’t care for coffee press coffee, or expresso or anything too strong.Makes my stomach hurt thinking about it. I’m thinking of trying the Godiva coffee. I have found the most interesting coffees and gourmet foods at those discount places such as TJMaxx, Tuesday Morning, etc.
    Instead of a wine and cheese party, I may just have a coffee/tea and biscuit party.

  124. Hey, check out that ad up there..chocolate expresso beans.
    Have there always been ads on the monkey site?
    You know what’s gross…chocolate covered coffee beans. Who thought that up? Disgustingness.

  125. Cameron, who are you addressing by saying the next time one OF YOUR MUSILM clerics says bla bla bla?

    BTW Jews invented pedophilia my friend. Didn’t you know that your precious King David led by example and was the first holy pedophile. He had more than 100 wives and half of them were under 10 when he married them.

    Read the bible sucker.

    This pedophilia was ultimately introduced by him so don’t needlessly give Islam brownie points by such a weak attack on it you illiterate unlearned racist. A Christian has the right to criticize islam and Judaism just as a Muslim can criticize any religion he wants. But when a jew does it, it usually ends up in a few prophets being murdered. So that is a no no. Just like your precious holocaust denial theory. Even Jews here in Israel do not want to criticize any prophets, ESPECIALLY JESUS because they know it is wrong.

  126. By the way Cunt Lipids,

    What rank was your tired ass in the marine corps…”mespot?’ “booze can?”

    You couldn’t have been past PFC or corporal..

    How many years did you serve, how many year stripes did you earn?

    Did you ever see any action, hence your post traumatic stress disorder that the Mc’s are notorious for letting go untreated?

    Just curios…

    I bet you cant answer one single question above without lying or foaming at the mouth.

  127. “because they know it is wrong”

    There’s nothing wrong with critizicing religions or their prophets…

  128. Craig,
    Still the intuitive genius.

  129. Yeah, Mo…. Sand Ape offered up yet more proof he’s from a Christian background in #126, but the case is so strong now I don’t even feel the need to point it out anymore. The case against you was concluded when you bragged about how many Egyptian Christian women wanted to marry you :P

  130. Were you in the Marines too, Mo?

  131. Craig,
    Again, to to correct your einsteinish comprehension abilities, it a was coptic friend who was trying to set me up with her moslem friends, not christian friends.
    And no, weren’t in the marines, I’ll leave that honor for you. So what now, you think I’m one of your old marine buddies who couldn’t stand how smart you were, so I’m posing as a moslem to give you some hard time? I’m open to any of your wonderful theories, go ahead, knock yourself out, show me the maestro at work.

  132. Again, to to correct your einsteinish comprehension abilities, it a was coptic friend who was trying to set me up with her moslem friends, not christian friends.

    That isn’t what you said, when you made the comment. And how long did it take you to cook up this “correction”? Even “corrected”, it makes no sense. Since when do Muslims seek out advice from Christians on marriage prospects? Your claim is ridiculous, considering how many other little slips you amde *before* that one.

    And no, weren’t in the marines, I’ll leave that honor for you. So what now, you think I’m one of your old marine buddies who couldn’t stand how smart you were…

    No, just checking if there was any stupid lie you wouldn’t tell. I figured maybe since Sand Ape decided to pretend he was in the Marines, you might too. After all, you are a Christian who uses a Muslim’s name on this blog to try to fool people, right? Is there a limit to what kind of despicable deceit you would be willing to engage in?

  133. PS to Mo – how come ALL of your friends on this blog are Christians? Is that normal for Muslims? Doesn’t the Quran say Muslims should not befriend Christians and Jews? And how is it that your Christian friend had so many Muslim female friends who would take her advice on finding a guy to marry, when you, who claims to be Muslim, has no Muslim friends at all? Doesn’t really take a genius to figure out you are full of shit… all it takes is a bit of analysis. I doubt many people here waste the time trying to get inside your head, but they could easily enough if they wanted to. You aren’t a very complex person :P

  134. Sand Ape says:

    Mohamed,

    Notice how Craig suffers from extreme paranoid delusions. Those are the untreated effects of post traumatic stress disorder for still living with his mom & not being able to hold down a job.

    I knew the marine corp thing is where I would corner him.

    He failed to answer where he served & how many years.

    If he ever saw any action..

    And the most obvious, what his pathetic rank was.

    He can’t stand himself so how in the hell do you expect him to tolerate anyone else.

    If you say you are christian he will say you are Muslim. If you say you are Muslim he will say you are Christian.

    He is paranoid remember..

    Don’t forget dr. Hobbins and how Craig heres his calculator ringing…LMAO

  135. Craig,
    Just to indulge your royal ignorance, how come come does the koran allow moslems to marry christians and jews while forbids befriending them, isn’t marriage a waaay bigger step than friendship? I know, there’s one verse that forbids moslems to have christians and jews as “awleyaa” meaning overlords, and within the context of that verse, overlords is meant in one specific area, overlords over your religion, how it became interpreted to english as “friends”, because it makes it easier for frustrated nazis like you to express their hate with a certain level of retarded self righteousness.
    And since you’ve started the religious, ugliness, why don’t you go ahead and cut your right hand for criticizing the ruler of the land according to Deuteronomy.
    I’m sure as usual, that you didn’t understand a single word :) .

  136. apeshit

    When did islam become a race? A blond blue-eyed mohammedean is as much of a shitstick as a brown one, a red one, black one, or a yellow one.
    Makes no difference to me, They are all delusional victims of a horrid cult.
    The Jews invented pedophilia, ya sure? It wasn’t the ancient Greeks, they were fond of young boys. That sicking practice is something they overcame
    long ago and I have yet to hear of a single case where a jewish pedophile trying to use David’s example as justification for raping a kid. Yet mohammedeans hold up that bedouin camel cumsucker (old)moe as the “perfect man” and not looking hard, anyone can find musselmen from Morocco to Indonesia claiming the right to rape little girls following their prophet’s shining example. He did it and he was the most moral to have been so bring on the baby girls. I understand micheal jackson recently join the party converting to the muzzy faith, and in Scotland a serial pedophile, paul falconer is now mohammed farooq. Again, following the Old Moe’s example. The crimes committed by that fucking desert turd are so numerous and horrid: rape, murder, enslavement, ethnic cleansing, theft, the list could circle the earth a thousand times written in a microscopic script. To hold this bugger as the moral example for all men for all times is one of the internal contradictions that when muslims are forced confront them the whole belief system will collapses.
    From where in your sad little imagination did you get that I was a Holocaust denier, the Germans say it happened, so I figure It fucking happened, or maybe your talking about the Armenian Genocide, ya know the one where muzzymen turks and kurds raped and slaughtered 1.5 million or there about Christians, or maybe the Pontic Greeks they just kinda disappeared. To be fair, we, North Americans, probably wiped out 10 million Natives here. The difference between us, Westerners, and muzzies is we fucking admit it happened, we don’t hold those who were directly responsible for the deaths as “Perfect Men”, you breath a word about Armenian genocide in turkey and your ass is off to jail. Maybe you were referring to the laughable accusations of a Palestinian holocaust, lets see pally population in 1948 a high estimate 1.5 million and the population numbers now are what around 4 million, let’s see typically a holocaust involves a dramatic decrease note decrease in population

  137. Mohamed, Excellent….

    He can’t say shit now can he.

    But as usual “the Bouby el shatour” will snarl & rant something racist.

    I think he was a low class private in the corps and was dishonorably discharged. That’s what they usually do with Nazi’s.

    Its entertaining putting scumbag in his palce isnt it.

    But come on seriously Mohamed, don’t feed the trolls!

  138. Hey Cameron with the cunt Lipids stuck to your face.

    Take your beef with Muslims up with somebody who gives a fuck.

    Your feeble attempt to play the 9/11 hero & incite hatred and smoke out Muslim zeal is already played out you dumb fuck!

    I believe Muslims got something to the likes of the trees talking to them during the final battle with the Jews, saying “Hey!!! Over here damn it, there is one of those inciting Jews behind me, hurry up & enslave him & rape his daughters before you kill him.”

    I believe yours is the genotype the world has set out to eradicate since ancient times. Slitting the throats of every digressing RAT pedophile that has ever walked the earth since time began.

    Inciting-Jews like you are scum and shouldn’t even be allowed to call them selves Jews, end of story!

    It’s true you illiterate Hell bound Bible denying dumb-fuck. King David had hundreds of wives, half of which he married under the age of 10. Under your definition he is a rapist. He is the most prolific pedophile the world has ever seen. Just a thought!

    Never mind the fact he invented biblical pedophilia, enslaved thousands, invented terrorism, murdered thousands of babies because his fortune tellers were getting high on drugs, etc.

    But we are taught to forgive him. What are you taught scumbag?

    Nothing but pride & ignorance.

    I hate scumbags like you.

  139. “But we are taught to forgive him… I hate scumbags like you.”

    You never learned it though, did you…? :D

  140. Sand Ape,
    “He can’t say shit now”, really :) ? I bet you he’ll fire back with something completely unrelated, something racist and stupid? Definitely, yet completely unrelated . I hate it when I speak to him as an adult person, makes me look like a total idiot whose trying to explain genetic algorithms to my two year old nephew while he’s watching Kung Fu Panda.

  141. Shitty little ape

    Listen boy, get the doctor to change the dosages on your meds obviously the current prescriptions are not helping. You, Jew-hating little twat, mean nothing to me, to this World, nothing. So Hate away, bitch, hate away… if not a muzzie already you can join I hear tell hate is what they do. In the States and Great Britain, the texts in islamic schools are being withdrawn cause they are all about Hate, hate the Jew, hate the Pagan, hate the Christian, hate the Sikh, hate the Buddhist, hate the Hindu, Hate the film maker(Theo Van Gogh), hate women(honor killings)… I could go no forever, hate is a dominant trait of the islamic sickness. Ya know like the pallystuntians dancing in the street over 9/11, Here’s one for Westerners who have embraced multiculturalist ideology or those who fancy themselves, cosmopolitians, not all cultures are equal, one of the ways you can differentiate is by looking at a countries’ education curriculum, like say Egypt or Saudi. They teach their kids to hate you. While many Westerners trip over themselves and are terrified of being accused of racism or(i love this one) islamophobia, Christain minorities in say in Egypt need a fuckin’ presidential decree to build a new church, and May the gods help you if you call yourself a Pagan. I’m not even going to mention conditions in saudi. Any muzzie moaning about western racism can go fuck themselves, They, their koran (good for wiping your ass with, if you use an expensive copy, cheap ones leave ink marks) and their schizophrenic, psychopathic, (again, the list could go on forever) prophet are headin’ for a big implosion. Might start with a blanket ban on immigration of muzzies to Western countries, we don’t need them. That will be a prelude to the expulsion of islam from our countries, what right do we have to saddle our descendants with the burden of an islamic presence in their homes.

    Oh ya, sand baboon, you made a leap there calling me a Jew, not even close. Scots and Irish Canadian, with a big dose of Norse blood, seems to play out in that I like fighting, fuck I love it, so do many of my Countrymen and women, whether with words or fists, we eat it up. Muzzies, wait our current leaders, politicians and academics belong to an age group who are on their way to retirement and death. Their self-loathing theories of western imperialism and colonial legacy as being the source of the world’s problems are running up against the reality that the countries that have the greatest amount of freedom, highest standards of living, most innovative, enjoy the greatest degree of equality and are the lands of greatest opportunity are Western ones, or countries that have adopted western models of governance and civil society. When this weak pathetic generation are comfortably dithering away in their nursing homes, we will get to business. Welcome to World culture.

  142. Hey mohammed,

    takin’ a break from touching little girls are ya, What’s (assuming your a middle easterner) it like to grow up in a culture in which children are sexual play things, you have my pity

  143. Cameron,
    I totally feel your pain. Being locked up in the cell next to Hannibal Lecter must really suck. Get well soon.

  144. Mohamed hello :-) the 136 will never be understood but good try :-) hamoot men el dehk enta we sandape hatmaootoh looool

  145. “takin’ a break from touching little girls are ya, What’s (assuming your a middle easterner) it like to grow up in a culture in which children are sexual play things, you have my pity”

    Cameron,

    You are an ignorant insane person to suggest that Middle Easterns are treating their kids like sexual play things. Do you realize that you sound like an ignorant idiot and shouldn’t own a computer?

    What an abusive statement that makes you deserve nothing but disrespect from readers.

  146. “Since when do Muslims seek out advice from Christians on marriage prospects? Your claim is ridiculous, considering how many other little slips you amde *before* that one.”

    memory is very short indeed few years ago a muslim friend have consulted me about a boyfriend with marriage potential. She is muslim I am Copt. Mohamed made no slips or corrections, Mohamed talks about a normal thing that happens everyday in Egypt that Mohamed and I lived in for long years and you have no clue about what you are talking about.

  147. Cameron #120 comment,

    So you show up on this blog not knowing the nature of this blog and how sometimes despite the huge gaps in point of views, people do manage to be civilized and share a food recipe or talk about the weather and you accuse people left and right?

    chatting on the internet with a group of people means people have no real lives or friends? are you serious????

    All what you know about Islam is the garbage you post. How informative and mature and shows that you are very well educated and respectful and tolerant to other religions.

    Your little tv is educating you that’s what Islam is. Best punishement for you is to remain ignorant!

  148. Mohamed,

    Nothing more entertaining than an ignorant guy telling both Egyptians both Christians and Muslims how they deal with each other lol. Sitting gizzillion miles away never visited Egypt adn thinks that his PC can replace reality.

  149. Mohamed,

    Allahi yekhreb baytak dude, that’s the second time you almost made me piss my pants by unwittingly coming up with ridiculously close to perfect analogies, like this one: “I hate it when I speak to him as an adult person, makes me look like a total idiot whose trying to explain genetic algorithms to my two year old nephew while he’s watching Kung Fu Panda.”

    Or your perfectly describing this ca’Moran guy: “I totally feel your pain. Being locked up in the cell next to Hannibal Lecter must really suck. Get well soon.” He seems to be staking himself like that BTK (Bind, Torture & kill) fella. He is probably a pedophile, he is so obsessed with the subject of molesting kids, that’s all he talks about, YUCK! He has definitely been molested.

    How do you do it Mohamed? How do you describe the trolls so perfectly?

    Let’s have mercy on the trolls for a while to allow them to try & regroup until Craig “el bouby el shatour” remembers his sorry ass rank when he was so dishonorably discharged from the marines corps to go live with his mother & spend all day fighting with himself on the net.

    Wow what a bunch of losers, especially since they are claiming western superiority, what a sad joke.

  150. Twosret,
    Talking about matchmaking, I’m thinking Craig and Cameron would be a match made in Nazi heaven (assuming Cameron’s a chick, if not, even better). I think their offspring would be the tipping point the world just needs to start Armageddon.
    See Craig, I’m a moslem, yet still trying to set you up with a fellow freak, so don’t say moslems don’t help.
    You’re absolutely right Twosret, he’s speaking as if he’s been living in Egypt his entire life, he knows better than me and you, doesn’t he?.
    Sand Ape, the scary thing is that those people are allowed to roam the streets without adult or professional supervision.

  151. Good Lord! What happened? I left the friendly coffee conversation and in the meantime, you guys went feral!
    Maybe we should stick to discussions about coffee!

  152. You tell them Lynne.

    Claire how dare you call espresso beans disgusting? They combine two of my fav things, if we can only add booze to the equation i’d think they were made in heaven. Sinking a few in Grey Goose usually solves that problem.

    Turette honey are you still delusional :D ?

    Mohammad: “Just to indulge your royal ignorance, how come come does the koran allow moslems to marry christians and jews while forbids befriending them, isn’t marriage a waaay bigger step than friendship?” Allow me to indulge yours ;) The Koran allows a Muslim man to marry a christian or Jewish woman but ABSOLUTELY forbids the opposite and the children have to be Muslim. Clearly a double standard because it rests on the premise of subjugating women and because women are lacking in “mind and religion” (Hadith) its ok to marry them since their entire personality gets wiped in the process.

  153. Hey Lynne,
    You know what I don’t understand? What is the point of all of this hatred spewing? Just an objective opinion. I actually didn’t read most of it (just skimmed through to get a quick idea) and I am pretty sure the majority of people aren’t reading it either. T be honest, I usually just check the monkey site, and if there is no new post (or a wierd post), I move on. So..if the only people reading are the ones that hate each other…why bother to even post at all? An ego thing? I think it is a v strong man to just walk away and not waste his time on these kinds of intentionally hurtful words. What a huge waste of time, energy and talents.

  154. Hmmm..you are right, chocolate covered coffee beans without the coffee beans=not disgusting.

  155. CC-interesting.
    My sisters, sister in law married a Muslim man. Their 2 sons are to be raised Muslim, but the daughter (who has Downs Syndrome) may be raised Christian, or whatever the mother chooses. I don’t think the mother has any religion…

  156. Funny, The personal insults are entertaining, more so you need to congratulate each other for it, communal solidarity sweet. You accuse me of being a pedophile, then say I was probably a victim of sexual abuse, from there ya your religiously ruin minds suggest that that other fellow critical of the islamic world, Craig, and I should hook up in a homo union. Following it up with the implication that because we… I don’t want to speak for Craig, are in my case critical, harshly so, of the beliefs of muzzies, are nazis. Yet, characteristics common to nazis, homophobia and jew-hating come from you and your comments. When was the last gaypride parade in Cairo? I understand that a tv mini-series based on “The protocols of the elders of Zion” (another nazi favourite) aired on a government broadcaster in Egypt. Who’s the Nazi? You never address the point I am so disrespectfully and pointedly making. Sane and moral people the world over find the rape of children especially abominable, muzzies consider the founder of their faith to be a moral man, in fact “the Perfect Man”, a model to follow for all time. Yet, you know what he did to poor little Aisha. To hold to contradictory ideas in your mind as True, such as I have just described above, is usually considered a sign of insanity. So If you think your prophet mohammed was the perfect man, one to model your life after and at the same time, you feel that a man in his fifties fucking a 9 year old is disgusting, you are fucking crazy. crazy. crazy. …Here is another one, muzzies are often quoting one of the tenets of their fucked up foul faith, “there is no compulsion in religion”, yet try and convert from islam to something else, I think virtually all 5 schools of islamic jurist prudence demand the death penalty for apostasy, so what is it religious freedom or death for those who want to leave islam, which is it? cause if it is both your loonytunes

    Speaking of crazy, and another of your accusation, my mental health, I found this little group of comments particularly interesting, you know what I kinda understand where you are coming from with this one, any Egyptian writing about that piece of shit prophet of islam as i have and will would have to be out of his fuckin’ mind. A Coptic priest, Father Zakaria Boutros, currently has a price on his head of a couple of million for what examining the behavior of foul fucking moehammy as described by islamic sources, examining hadith, politely pointing out the insanity, immorality, perversity of islamic beliefs all of it from islamic sources. We Non-muslims don’t have to make shit up to make islam look like what it is at best mass delusion, at worst orchestrated evil. It’s the fuckin’ taliban blowing up schools, throwing acid on the faces of girls trying to go to school, it’s your mujaheddin strapping explosive vest on mentally handicaped girls and sending them off to market to blow themselves up.
    If I lived in Eygpt I would be crazy to write the truth about islam as I do.

    Next, I have learned about mohammedeanism not from tv, but from reading two translations of the koran, one I picked up from a mosque. A number of critiques some written by western scholars, some critical, others apologists, some by muslims, some by Hindus and Sikhs. I am familiar with the practice of abrogation (seems Allah can’t make his mind up) of all the peace, love and tolerance verses in the koran by the sword, conquer, kill, terrorize, divvy up the booty verses. If memory serves they are commonly referred to as the mecca and medina verses. Next I am ging to read Sahih Bukhari collection of hadith, oh ya I’ve also read Milestones by sayed qtub (raving fuckin’ lunatic) and some drivel published by the muslimbrotherhood, ya know the ones who assassinated Sadat, and are the ones mostly likely to win a free election held in Egypt today. The Hamas Charter was interesting too, Some shia stuff as well, so your problem might not be that I’m uneducated or ignorant, It probably that I’m an honest prick, who will not show respect for a religion that wants to return humanity to the 7 century, wants to bring slavery back, shows no respect for other religions (the conditions of dhimmni, demolished churches and Hindu temples with mosques build on their rubble), institutionalizes pedophilia, blah blah blah the list of islamic evil is staggering long. Honesty prevents me from expressing respect for a belief system that I have no respect for…. sooo sorry

  157. Carpet Captain,
    Still, compared to Liviticus and Deuteronoy’s death penalty that comes with a jew marrying a non jew, that’s a hell of a step forward. Also, a lot of religious scholars state that a moslem woman marrying a non moslem is acceptable.
    Anyway, this wasn’t my point, my point was to explain to the 40 year old baby that if you’re allowed to marry someone of a different religion, how come you’re not allowed to befriend him or her.

  158. Claire, I agree. Arguing does not seem to solve anything. A debate, sharing opinions —that seems productive.
    Those chocolate covered expresso beans are different. I cannot imagine eating a bunch of them at one time. They are a little bitter, but an interesting taste. A smooth, pure chocolate is more to my taste.

  159. SandMonkey has not updated his post in about 12 days. Is he traveling?

  160. Arguing? I thought it was just a lot of repetitive, repulsive personal insults.
    I guess these men think that’s entertaining, but if some don’t, I definitely see why…what a waste.
    I must admit an interesting latest Cameron rant, tho

  161. Maybe…
    during the various moon patterns..
    Sandmonkey turns into SandApe?

  162. Claire, SandMonkey turn into SandApe? Not a chance…

  163. Sand Ape says:

    He He girls, it’s actually the other way around…. I, the Sand Ape turn into the Sandmonkey during the different patterns of the moon, or whenever presented with 12 year old whiskey or a 12 year old under age Israeli or Hindu girl. Since there is none of either going on right now, I am still Sand Ape. That’s why there haven’t been any new posts lately. Know when a new post appears then that means there is a 5 year old bleeding. SICK!!!

    After all if you like Cum-Moran’s racist rant so much, then naturally you agree that anyone slightly Middle Eastern is a Pedophile. Even though all the prophets in the Bible are Middle Eastern, Oh well *shrug*

    That say’s alot about your reasoning & latent wolf pack instincts too I’m afraid. Cam claims to be very well versed in FOX NEWS propaganda, but he fails to see he is accurately describing the norm for all the prophets before the seventh century? He knows all people did it back then & even clearly stated that the Muzzies are trying to take us all back to the seventh century. (When all prophets did that kinda stuff).

    You can’t take a victim of FOX NEWS seriously anyways.

    Mohamed,
    I am gonna have to wear diapers the next time I read one of your comments:

    “Talking about matchmaking, I’m thinking Craig and Cameron would be a match made in Nazi heaven (assuming Cameron’s a chick, if not, even better). I think their offspring would be the tipping point the world just needs to start Armageddon.” And..

    Sand Ape, the scary thing is that those people are allowed to roam the streets without adult or professional supervision.”

  164. The Asshole, moehammed

    fuzzy muzzie such a dolt more the bore
    can’t tell a lover from a whore

    Can’t tell the truth from a lie
    koran is shit, muzzie a fly

    beliefs aplenty, he does hold
    likes’em young, not too old

    Lies, old moehammed liked to say
    lies at night, through out the day

    A special place in hell for him
    too bad, his sons, so bloody dim

  165. Sand Ape says:

    Oh please…aaaargh….that was ugly

    Please revert back to being the ol’ plain Jane cold racist dick you used to be instead of this sorry attempt at poetry.

    Takes a special twisted aberration to condemn an entire race – all Middle Easterners; Jews, Christians, Muslims alike to all being pedophiles. Now that gives new meaning to the term super racist.

    So heroes one for the road on behalf of the entire middle eastern race, including Israel.

    “Don’t be mad that you are hunted by the FBI for having child porn on your computer while Mormons, Orthodox Jews & Muslims get to molest kids legally through marriage under parental consent, I mean according to your twisted comprehension.”

    In case you couldn’t tell yet, we Middle Easterners love to fight even more than you St. Patric’s KKK misfits. We have been born & bred into it so bring it & don’t sing it & by all means stick around and witness me tear you a new asshole before cutting your anal sphincter open & watching your entrails drop out under the force of mere gravity. HA HA HA HA

  166. you love to fight, eh? too bad, your lot haven’t been any good at it for centuries, Israelis have been kicking your asses for decades, iraq and iran fought it out for what 10 years, neither could finish the other off. The big bad Americans took how long to obliterate the iraqi army, on the cheap even, a couple of days. Take away the occupation part, and untie our hands, watch your vaunted arab warriors piss themselves as they scurry back to whatever mud hut they inhabit, or is it a tent. You still haven’t tasted total war from us, that’s when we no long give a fuck about your civilian losses, they will have to use one of those high radiation yield hydrogen bombs on Cairo save the antiquities. Thank for the invitation to stick around, didn’t realize I needed you permission, you own this blog? ape, racism? again when did islam become a race? Maybe you should explain it to some of the victims of arab racism, ya know the Kurds, Jews, Berbers, Indians, blah, blah, blah Racism bullshit doesn’t work me boyo
    he is your prophet, you know what he did and you think he is perfect?… no? you can rattle off list of fucked in the head tiny minorities, but islam is the predominate religion, vastly so, in your part of the world. so maybe you should start questioning your beliefs as opposed to getting pissed off with me. Glad you enjoyed my little verse, just off the top of my head, I will be sure to post some more for you.

  167. Mohammad I disagree that its any different. A muslim woman marrying a non muslim is considered an apostate and thats punishable by death, I don’t see the move forward you claim. The double standard gives the whole thing an appearance of ethnic cleansing, specially when you examine it closer you will find the Hanafi, Maliki, and Shafi’i jurists held that it is reprehensible (makruh) for Muslim men to marry a kitabiyya (Christian or Jew) if they live in “non-Muslim” countries. They argued that in non-Muslim countries, mothers will be able to influence the children the most. Therefore, there is a high likelihood that the children will not grow up to be good Muslims unless both parents are Muslim. Some jurists even went as far as saying that Muslim men are prohibited from marrying a kitabiyya if they live in non-Muslim countries. How about them apples? Its ok to marry them as long as you can enslave them is the logic I’m hearing here.

    Claire I think your sister’s sister in law demonstrates the point I’m trying to convey.

    BTW Mohammad and SandPieceofShit did you guys know that during WWII there were 7000 Egyptian born children that were named Hitler? Remeber General Hitler Tantawy the Egypt head of Joint chiefs of staff? Go easy on the whole Nazi thing , something bout glass houses and stones ;)

  168. CC-pretty sad, isn’t it. At least he isn’t trying to convert her, but that’s pry an insult as well as a blessing.
    Actually, I think it is sister-in-law. Sorry.

  169. Carpet Captain,

    why single out Islam, most religions won’t approve it so what is ur point?

  170. Turette: I dont single out Islam but sugar tits I respond to the one in question. Read the thread and respond accordingly, you might earn yourself a spot out of a kitchen :D

  171. Oh for the record Turette and I are good friends, so if you’re retarded enough to see what I said as an insult I have a padded kitchen for you!

  172. Claire: I honestly dont understand what you’re trying to say. Please try English, Arabic or Frog. I’m Good with all three.

  173. CC:

    “Claire: I honestly dont understand what you’re trying to say”

    Besides her not knowing whether it’s her own sister-in-law or her sister’s sister-in-law (!?!?!? :D ), her comment is pretty straightforward…

  174. Sand Ape says:

    Tsk, tsk, tsk..

    FACT: The hate and contempt being shown for the Muslim faith here is reprehensible evidence they are being systematically singled out & persecuted. As a matter of fact any neutral bystander can immediately identify the sheer racist demeanor, hence effectively making Muslims the victors by default on the grounds of victimization. The same is the case with hatred of Jews. The more you hate them the stronger their case becomes, don’t you guys get it?

    Even though I could care less, I have to admit some valid points were made against the logic behind some Islamic jurisprudence. However they are immediately negated due to being made under the umbrella of justified racists urges – the worst kind. The racist sees himself as a hero. Hence giving the persecuted a victory hands down by propelling the reader to learn more about the victimized-worlds-fastest-growing-religion in the case of Islam, as not all the reverts/converts could be missing the warning lights of racism.

    It is no buddies business what faith anybody is. Maybe they didn’t teach you guys that in the civilized world? I guess this is a playground for those who like to violate the basic human rights of others on the net because they can’ get away with it in their home country. Just like Pedophiles like to go to Thailand Adam b :) to get get away with stuff they couldn’t get away with in their home country.

    The more you denounce Islam under such an umbrella, the more infatuated & interested the world becomes with it especially me. Foul mouthed racists beseech foul mouthed responses in order to further fuel their hate. Now I really know where the term don’t feed the trolls comes from.

    Just for the record I am neither Muslim nor Christian, my grandmother was an Egyptian Copt born on the banks of the Nile in the church of the Virgin Mary in Helwan; where Jesus had travelled with his mother the Virgin Mary & sought refuge from some evil king. My paternal grandfather was a Muslim. Neither of my parents gave a fuck about religion or told me shit. I come to my own conclusions as follows.

    The more Copts get persecuted in Egypt, the greater my sympathies are with them. The more Muslims get persecuted, the stronger my sympathies become for it.

    To be honest an unbiased person will easily find that not one Muslim, not even Mohamed, has used foul language. Even though Mohamed is as witty & as satirical as they get notwithstanding he is getting verbally assaulted all of the time. What a beautiful example. He produces an excellent example of his belief system by his code of behavior & ethics.

    (No Pun intended wallahi) Whilst Copts like CarpetCaptain & Egypeter tend to produce lot’s of excrement from their mouths & spew quite a bit of so called justified racism. Therefore if leading by example is any relevance, I know see why Islam is the worlds fastest growing religion.

  175. Sand Ape,
    You couldn’t imagine bro what kind of restraint it takes to prevent myself from throwing the entire egyptian gutter profanity dictionary at those psychos, but seriously, thanks for noticing that.
    Forget about Egypeter & CC, I hardly meet such freakish characters in real life, even in the US, the Twosrets of the world by far outnumber them.

  176. Forget about Egypeter & CC, I hardly meet such freakish characters in real life, even in the US, the Twosrets of the world by far outnumber them.

    They do on the internet, that’s for sure. Luckily, the Egyptians I’ve met known in real life (who have all been Christian, I think) are actually nice people. I’m glad I don’t have to base my opinions of Egyptians based on you, and Twosret. I’d think Egyptians were scum.

  177. Mohamed,

    Just to indulge your royal ignorance, how come come does the koran allow moslems to marry christians and jews while forbids befriending them, isn’t marriage a waaay bigger step than friendship?

    A recipe for the forced spread of Islam is hardly a testament to the high standing that Muslims hold non-Muslims in, is it? :)

    Also, a system in which women are little more than chattel can hardly be compared to real world friendship between equals.

    I know, there’s one verse that forbids moslems to have christians and jews as “awleyaa” meaning overlords…

    Blah blah blah. I’ve undoubtedly read more of the Quran than you have… what are you doing, paraphrasing stuff you read on a “defending Islam” website? It says what it says. No more, and no less.

    …and within the context of that verse

    Nice straw man: Define for me what my claim is, and then defeat it… regardless of the fact it isn’t what I said.

    And since you’ve started the religious, ugliness…

    Seems like you started the religious ugliness when you decided to pose as a Muslim, when you aren’t Muslim.

    …why don’t you go ahead and cut your right hand for criticizing the ruler of the land according to Deuteronomy.

    Criticizing the ruler of the land? WTF are you talking about? And Deuteronomy? That’s Judaism, bro. I guess it makes sense that only a fallen Christian who never really understood his religion, or tried to, would pretend to be Muslim, though, so I give you a pass for not understanding Christianity is in the New testament.

    I’m sure as usual, that you didn’t understand a single word :) .

  178. Nothing more entertaining than an ignorant guy telling both Egyptians both Christians and Muslims how they deal with each other lol.

    And are you representative of Egypt’s Christians? I don’t think so, my dear. You aren’t representative of any Christians at all. I doubt I could find an actual Christian who was willing to claim you.

    Sitting gizzillion miles away never visited Egypt adn thinks that his PC can replace reality.

    You are sitting a gazillion miles away as well, Twosret. And I would hardly call you anything more than a nominal Christian.

    Also, being totally clueless hasn’t prevented you from commenting about American society, has it? That’s worse than me arguing religion, which despite what you say doesn’t really have local “versions” that don’t apply in other countries. For instance, who should listen to you speak of Christianity, when you violate the most basic of tenets every time you open your mouth? Would Egyptian Christians approve of your hatemongering, and your malicious gossiping, your habitual dishonesty? Do you *really* feel qualified to speak for Egyptian Christians, Twosret? Really?

  179. EgyPeter says:

    I’m really not that freakish Mohamed. And sand ape, the only excrement I produce comes out of my ass.

    It’s funny, I haven’t posted on here for a while, and while minding my own business and perusing the gibberish on this thread I come across you two railing on me. lol. :)

    You know what you two, I’ve always been the most popular kid on the block. I’m super friendly, overly polite, hilarious and quite good looking. I like and respect just about everyone I meet (this includes non-wahabbized Muslims). And you two dipshits think I’m some rabid lunatic because I like to defend the Christians of Egypt against the tyrannical shit they’re up against.

    Go figure.

  180. EgyPeter says:

    And Craig, the answer to your last question is a resounding NO.

  181. Here you go, O great Muslim scholar Mohamed:

    http://www.usc.edu/schools/college/crcc/engagement/resources/texts/muslim/quran/005.qmt.html#005.051

    Sura (5:51)

    YUSUFALI: O ye who believe! take not the Jews and the Christians for your friends and protectors: They are but friends and protectors to each other. And he amongst you that turns to them (for friendship) is of them. Verily Allah guideth not a people unjust.

    PICKTHAL: O ye who believe! Take not the Jews and the Christians for friends. They are friends one to another. He among you who taketh them for friends is (one) of them. Lo! Allah guideth not wrongdoing folk.

    SHAKIR: O you who believe! do not take the Jews and the Christians for friends; they are friends of each other; and whoever amongst you takes them for a friend, then surely he is one of them; surely Allah does not guide the unjust people.

    I provided all 3 translations, just in case you wanna get anal. There’s a lot more, if you wanna really get into it. On a quick search, I found 12 Quranic verses and 5 Hadiths that condemn friendship between Muslims and Christians or Jews. And yet, all you – the Muslim – could find was one verse that wasn’t even relevant. *shrug*

  182. And Craig, the answer to your last question is a resounding NO.

    Good to know Christianity in Egypt isn’t as different as Twosret claims, EgyPeter :)

    PS to Twosret: I know of at least one Muslim who paid dearly for ignoring that Quranic advice against befriending Christian and trusting *you*. She has more Christian kindness in her than you ever will, and it cost her. How many other Muslim “friends” have you betrayed over the years, self-proclaimed defender of Christian values? And yet, you claim your many Muslim friends approach you for marital advice? Somebody as mean-spirited as you? Somebody as dishonest and malicious as you? That’s a can of worms I bet they left unopened, eh?

  183. Craig,
    Slow down Snow White, what’s with the sudden posting diarrhea, were you in a coma the last couple of days when prince charming (Cameron) took my suggestion seriously and gave you the wake up kiss?
    Or is it that you’ve landed a new job yesterday (don’t worry, won’t last) and you’ve decided not to restart abusing your internet priviliges on the first day, but couldn’t help it on the second day.

  184. Mohamed, you trying to disguise the fact that you were 100% wrong, in your claims about what the Quran said? lol.

    Yes, when caught in a lie then the obvious solution is to attack the character of the person who exposed you. Charming. As usual.

    I’m not letting you off the hook: What say you, “Muslim”? Have you ever read the Quran, or not? You don’t even have enough familiarity with it to know how far off the mark you were, when you incorrectly corrected me? You don’t even do a passable job of pretending to be Muslim. Loser.

  185. I spelled sister-in-law as sister in law. I was apologising about the typos.

  186. Thanks Adam, even though you went and wrecked the new monkey post comments section..:D
    Sigh.

  187. Sorry! That’s a smiley up there!
    :D

  188. Twosret says:

    CC,

    “Read the thread and respond accordingly, you might earn yourself a spot out of a kitchen :D

    I admit to not reading every word because I get turned off by cursing, What I was trying to say that marrying non-Christians to Christians is not approved either.

    I think you are missing one thing, that Mohamed and I on a different thread were talking about guys and gals that are Christians that might introduce their Muslim friends to each other. The insane Craig jumped on our throat and said that there is no way any Christian and Muslim can befriend. As you well know CC that there are good Muslim and Christian friends that will introduce each other to a prospect aa’ris.

    This is when the mania got high and he accused Mohamed to be Copt lol

    I need to feed my family, how do you expect me to be out of the kitchen haram lol

  189. Twosret says:

    “Somebody as mean-spirited as you? Somebody as dishonest and malicious as you? That’s a can of worms I bet they left unopened, eh?”

    Stay away from me then idiot and go and marry her if you are a man lol

  190. Twosret says:

    “and quite good looking”

    heck yeah! lol

  191. Twosret says:

    “For instance, who should listen to you speak of Christianity,”

    Show me one quote on this blog since it started where I preached Christianity to anyone.

    ” when you violate the most basic of tenets every time you open your mouth? Would Egyptian Christians approve of your hatemongering, and your malicious gossiping, your habitual dishonesty?”

    You are very sick and need help

    ” Do you *really* feel qualified to speak for Egyptian Christians, Twosret? Really?”

    18 years I lived in Egypt and I am entitled to my opinion and the great experience I had with Muslims. It makes me a Christian Copt who lived in Egypt more than Egypeter and happened to have a positive experience.

    You can verbally abuse me all you want but the fact remains that my voice count and I will not gang up on Muslims that have done nothing but loved me and respected my family.

    So keep getting angry but reality is that you have zero experience.

  192. Mohamed says:

    Twosret,
    Watch out, or his beautiful mind will start playing games with him again to come up with another one of his brilliant theories confirming that you’re a moslem posing as a copt exactly as I’m a copt posing as a moslem, and why we’re doing this?
    Because he’s one of a kind gem :)

  193. I admit to not reading every word because I get turned off by cursing…

    Right. Because you are such a delicate and sensitive little flower.

    What a crock of shit. You are one of the most abusive people I’ve ever known, Twosret.

    What I was trying to say that marrying non-Christians to Christians is not approved either.

    Relevance? There isn’t a country on the planet that enforces religious laws for christian marriages. Can you say the same for Muslims?

    I think you are missing one thing, that Mohamed and I on a different thread were talking about guys and gals that are Christians that might introduce their Muslim friends to each other.

    That wasn’t Mohamed and you. That was Mohamed talking about how much he likes Christians because all of his Christian female friends are constantly trying play matchmaker for him.

    The insane Craig jumped on our throat…

    Our? I thought you said you didn’t even know the guy except from this blog, and yet here you are claiming to have been a participant in a discussion that included him, but not you.

    … and said that there is no way any Christian and Muslim can befriend.

    No, Twosret. I used it as evidence that he’s a Christian, because it seems pretty obvious he must be if a lot of Christian Arab women are trying to marry him off to their friends.

    It was in this thread that I questioned him (since he brought it up again after two weeks of not being interested in discussing it) about the obvious fact that all of his friends here on this blog are Christian, when he claims to be Muslim. Is it normal for Muslims to have nothing but Christian friends, Twosret? lol.

    As far as you saying “any Christian and Muslim can befriend” that is bullshit, and you know it better than anyone. Although, I would advise any Muslim not to become friends with YOU. In fact, I’d advise any human not become friends with YOU. I think they had Christians just like you in mind when they forbade Muslims to befriend Christians.

    But that leaves us with the question… how can somebody who says he is Muslim have so many Christian friends, and no Muslim friends at all, when any random Islamic cleric (not to mention his entire family) will be happy to tell him he isn’t supposed to be doing that? Hmmm?

    This is when the mania got high and he accused Mohamed to be Copt lol

    That isn’t my only evidence against him, Twosret. I laid out my case before he even started that little thread. Pay attention, if you want to give people the short version. Oh, wait. You’re a pathological liar. Nevermind.

    I need to feed my family, how do you expect me to be out of the kitchen haram lol

    Your husband is an MD, working in the United States. Cry to us about how poor you are, eh? That’s sure to earn you some sympathy.

  194. 18 years I lived in Egypt…

    Which is irrelevant, because we weren’t discussing Egypt, we were discussing Christianity and Islam.

    But anyway, you’ve live almost as long in the US, right? Yet, you know jack shit about America.

    You can verbally abuse me all you want but the fact remains that my voice count and I will not gang up on Muslims that have done nothing but loved me and respected my family.

    I know one Muslim you didn’t treat very well, Twosret. Am I supposed to believe you treat others better? lol. Yeah, in your mind you are the good guy, and everyone else is the bad guy. In reality, you’re nothing but a vicious low down no good dirty rotten sorry excuse for a Christian who moved to the US motivated by sheer greed and I could go on but my fingers are getting tired.

  195. PS-Still waiting for your explanation about your complete ignorance of the Quran, O Muslim “Mohamed”. I realize most Muslims have never read the Quran, but for you to not even know the basics seems a bit absurd. Should I just chalk it up as more proof you aren’t what you claim to be, or do you have an excuse you’d like to offer? IQ to low to grasp basic scripture? Born a poor Muslim child but raised by atheist missionaries in Ethiopia? Huffed too much glue as a teenager?

  196. Mohamed says:

    Craig,
    Seriously man, thank you, I was like going into a state of super depression for the last three weeks, but thanks to you, in an unintended consequence kind of way, I’m starting to laugh again. Keep up the good work, try not make any sense as hard as you can (although I’ve got to give to you, you’re a natural at that), until I can get over my current blues.
    Seriously, thanks bro.

  197. Sand Ape says:

    Mohamed,
    I know, good job man keep it up.
    But see what I mean about justified racism being the worst kind? EgyPeter said he is DEFENDING Copts ha ha ha, by INCITING hatred. See thats that cognitive dissonance shit tedders talks about. He is totally doing more damage to their cause than he can fathom.
    And what the hell is your buddy Craig talking about now? Tryna convince you by quoting the Quran. I thought he swears on his moms life whom he still lives with, that you are a Christian? So what’s the point, see the irony here? I mean what kind of grandeur denial are we engaging in by even addressing such people?
    Man it’s our fault for feeding trolls in the first place.

  198. Twosret says:

    Mohamed,

    Salamtek from the blues Inshallah el makhfy el baa’id elly fee bally. cheer up buddy nothing is worth it! you are hilarious with the blues imagine lol.

    I wish we actually knew each other or even friends we can meet over kochari and or Sushi lol

  199. Twosret says:

    what was the name of that guy who used to scream at ur mom in Zamalek looool that was the funniest story i have ever heard.

  200. Twosret says:

    Sand Ape,

    If I may, Tedders and Egypeter might have different opinions and I disagree with them on many fronts, what you might want to understand that we are all shaped by our experiences and background, it doesn’t really mean they are bad people or intentionally trying to offend you or any other muslim.

    They are good people but they are free to think what they want like we all do. We are all passionate about our causes so they are.

  201. Mohamed says:

    Sand Ape,
    Feed them, just don’t take them seriously at all :) and thank god that they travel in circles a universe away from you, having no presence in your real life.
    The serious problem with Egypter and CC and Tedders is that if some egyptian moslem who might stumble on their poison and didn’t have a lot of encounters with copts to form an opinion, once he starts reading their crap, he won’t help but judge collectively on the amount of deep hate and resentment they have for their fellow egyptian moslems, and the opposite is totally true, when a copt with a few encounters with moslems stumbles upon the moslem version of CC or Egypeter he won’t help but judge collectively too, and starting a chain reaction of hate. I just know better because I was lucky enough to have my life full of the Twosrets and the Patricks of the world.

  202. Twosret says:

    Oh Geez Mohamed now Craig will be sure we know each other looool u blew our cover heeeheee

  203. Twosret says:

    and Mohamed I disagree with The Tedders comment, Tedders background and experience is totally different than Egypeter and CC.

  204. …it doesn’t really mean they are bad people

    Oh, gee… look at the bad person, vouching for other people’s “not a person” credentials :D

  205. Notice how the Copt ring leader and the two crypto-Christians stand shoulder to shoulder on this blog. So when do the other fruitloops arrive? Where is Hany? Where are the type in name people?

    Mohamed, still waiting for your explanation in regards to that crock of shit you tried to pimp about the Quran?

  206. They are good people but they are free to think what they want like we all do.

    Yeah. Right. But back when we were “friends” when I disagreed with you here on this blog, you started making racist comments about me, telling lies about me, and even spreading malicious gossip about another friend of yours (who actually took YOUR side) just because she was also a friend of mine. If you haven’t done Tedders and Egypeter like that yet, it’s only because you don’t know them well enough to stab them in the back.

  207. EgyPeter said he is DEFENDING Copts ha ha ha, by INCITING hatred.

    Standing up for his religious beliefs is “inciting hatred”? lol.

    Maybe that’s what the three of you think you are doing? “Defending” Christians by getting into bed with radical Islamic causes and throwing Christianity over the side? You know that old saying, eh? With friends like you…

  208. Mohamed says:

    Twosret,
    Women problems Twosret, I know it’ll pass, they always do, but every time it happens I couldn’t help but think it’s the end of the world, you’re always planning and seeing your future with her in it, you can take anything (no matter how terrible) that the world hands you, because you know that you have her in the end, and then you take her for granted, until you know you shouldn’t :( . Thanks a lot for asking.
    I wish I actually knew you too Twosret, anytime you drop by SF or Berkeley we’ll find a way to have lunch or something, we just have to take enough precautions so we won’t have Craig showing up too :)
    His name was Fathy :) , aka magnoon so3ad 7osny

  209. Mohamed says:

    Craig,
    I’m seriously starting to like you, I felt a little down after responding to Twosret, then I read your comments, and you put a smile on my face again, I loved this one “Copt ring leader and the two crypto-Christians stand shoulder to shoulder on this blog. So when do the other fruitloops arrive? Where is Hany? Where are the type in name people?”.
    Come on, give me a hug and a kiss, mwwaah :)

  210. Twosret says:

    “Come on, give me a hug and a kiss, mwwaah :)

    OMG!!!! laughing hard!

  211. Twosret says:

    Mohamed,

    I am so sorry for your pain, I hope God will do what’s best for you two and help you heal. Lunch in SF sounds great! without Craig of course!

  212. Twosret, how come it’s just you assholes patting each-=other on the back now? What happened to your neutral allies? Where is Brooklyn Jon and Tedders? Did you finally manage to communicate clearly what a despicable human being you are, even to them?

    Craig,I’m seriously starting to like you…

    Mohamed, I doubt you are capable of “liking” anyone. I know that Twosret is not. I realized that when she started trashing Alaa and Sandmonkey in chats, a few years ago. She trashes everyone. I bet she even trashes you, when she’s talking to other people. I have no doubt you are the same way. To use the saying the Twosret so often mangles: Birds of a feather, flock together.

  213. PS to Mohamed: Still no comment about that little Quranic brainfart you had? Is it really that hard to come up with a plausible excuse? I’ll help you out” claim it was somebody else who left the comment, under your name. If anyone calls bullshit on you, you can always accuse them of being delusional to think the great “Mohamed” would actually say something so patently stupid. Yeah, its a lie, but lying is pretty normal for you so what the hell. I’m sure Twosret, Hany, Sand Ape and type-in-name will believe you ;)

  214. Mohamed: I know, there’s one verse that forbids moslems to have christians and jews as “awleyaa” meaning overlords, and within the context of that verse, overlords is meant in one specific area, overlords over your religion, how it became interpreted to english as “friends”, because it makes it easier for frustrated nazis like you to express their hate with a certain level of retarded self righteousness.

    Was that a true statement, Mohamed? Is it you who made it?

  215. Mohamed says:

    Craig,
    I could very easily imagine Twosret trashing me behind my back, let’s say for the argument’s sake, by some kind of a miracle, my name came up during a conversation she’s having with her friends, I guess it’d be something like “There’s a guy called Mohamed that I don’t know and have never met on some kind of a blog, who happens to agree with almost everything I say and vice versa, but just to prove that Craig is right about what kind of a terrible I am, this Mohamed guy is a lowlife s.o.b, there I said it, you’re right Craig, I couldn’t help it”
    Sounds very convincing, right Twosret :) , being the malicious person that I am, I’d do exactly the same.

  216. I could very easily imagine Twosret trashing me behind my back, let’s say for the argument’s sake, by some kind of a miracle, my name came up during a conversation she’s having with her friends…

    I used to be one of the “friends” she had conversations with. You don’t take my word for it? lol. I’m a pretty honest person. I don’t lie often, and when I do it is never with bad intent. I doubt you could find any examples of me telling a deliberate lie on the blogs, or not correcting myself when I unintentionally make a mistake. Perhaps it is your own inherent dishonesty that causes you to doubt what I say?

    I guess it’d be something like “There’s a guy called Mohamed that I don’t know and have never met on some kind of a blog, who happens to agree with almost everything I say and vice versa, but just to prove that Craig is right about what kind of a terrible I am, this Mohamed guy is a lowlife s.o.b, there I said it, you’re right Craig, I couldn’t help it”

    Nah, She doesn’t play it like that. She likes to make fun of other people’s physical appearance (as if she’s really HOT, ya know!?), talk about how they beg her to be nice to them, how they are fakes, how much they rely on her, so on and so forth. In other words, she pumps herself up at other people’s expense. She probably talks about you as if you’re some kind of gimp who would be driven to suicide if it wasn’t for her support. If she talks about you at all :)

    Sounds very convincing, right Twosret :)

    Well, most of my conversations with Twosret were voice, but I’ve got soem chat logs I could provide. If I cared enough to try to convince you. Which I don’t. Because it is karmic justice when people like you get done that way by their so-called friends. Isn’t it?

    …being the malicious person that I am, I’d do exactly the same.

    Exactly. I’m glad you understand what I’m talking about.

  217. Sand Ape says:

    Twosret:
    “They are good people but they are free to think what they want like we all do. We are all passionate about our causes so they are.”

    Yes but they get foul mouthed. good Muslims & good christians don’t foul mouthed, period & end of story. I am actually homored people consider me a Muslim even though I have easily laid to waste the competition when it comes too retalitory bad mouthing.

    YOU MUST ADMIT there is an air of Islamophobia & blind racist PERSECUSSION towards Islam or anything. everyone hates a winner if they can’t get piece of the action I guess.

  218. Sand Ape says:

    @Craig,

    (Mohamed & Twosret – do you guy swanna have a real laugh, then read on?)

    Criag says: Mohamed, still waiting for your explanation in regards to that crock of shit you tried to pimp about the Quran?

    Craig, precisely Mr. proud ex marine corps guy. why you do you keep swaeting Mohamed when you have been asked the same question over & over again in order to boost your credentials yet you failed to answer:

    So what is it Craig?
    Dishonorable discharge?
    Rank, a lowsy private or private first class?
    Less that 2 years in, seen no action?
    Still live with your mom?
    Wished the dice had rolled a little better for you in life?

    Wad ya Teez ya Craig, etla men el enta maliksh fee, who cares what the Quran or the Bible say’s., like you are one to talk about such holy books.

  219. Sand Ape says:

    Ya haram walahi, dawakhna weh lakhbatna oumo gamed awy. Mesh 3aref men ela 2opti wala meen ela Muslim anymore. Haram, khoud dawa ya Craig.

  220. Yes but they get foul mouthed. good Muslims & good christians don’t foul mouthed, period & end of story.

    End of story is that you claimed you were an atheist. What do you know about the behavior of “good” Christians OR Muslims? lol.

    YOU MUST ADMIT there is an air of Islamophobia & blind racist PERSECUSSION towards Islam or anything. everyone hates a winner if they can’t get piece of the action I guess.

    One hater, complaining to another hater about hate. Funny :)

    Craig, precisely Mr. proud ex marine corps guy. why you do you keep swaeting Mohamed when you have been asked the same question over & over…

    Because he told a blatant untruth about Quranic scripture, and yet claims to be Muslim. I expect an explanation about why he hasn’t cleared that up, or even offered an explanation. Yes. Or is it normal for “good” Muslims to lie about their own religion? :o

    again in order to boost your credentials yet you failed to answer…

    I did answer. Here, I’ll copy-paste my response for you, again:

    As for all your speculation, if you’re trying to get inside my head you’ve got a long way to go. I doubt you have enough empathy for other human beings to figure out what makes somebody tick and start pushing their buttons. And randomly making the worst accusations you can think of isn’t a very effective tactic :P

    I’m not surprised you didn’t like my answer… but that doesn’t mean you get to keep making accusations against me out of the blue and expect me to make serious replies. That may work with a 12 year old or the retards you hang with, but it won’t work with me. If you want to push my buttons, you’ll have to find them for yourself. Just like I did, that time I made you cry… which I don’t do anymore, because I kinda feel sorry for you. A little.

  221. I guess it’d be something like “There’s a guy called Mohamed that I don’t know and have never met on some kind of a blog, who happens to agree with almost everything I say and vice versa, but just to prove that Craig is right about what kind of a terrible I am, this Mohamed guy is a lowlife s.o.b, there I said it, you’re right Craig, I couldn’t help it”

    By the way, are you the same Mohamed that Twosret told me looks like a hindu bastard? If so, she sent me your picture so I could laugh at you too! I still have it, someplace. For what it’s worth, I didn’t really see what was so funny about an Egyptian who looks Indian, myself.

  222. twosret says:

    Craig,

    Show me a quote where did I ever spoke negatively about someone’s skin color. I never called ANY Mohamed a hindu bastard but I called u a bastard once :-)

  223. Mohamed says:

    Craig,
    If you’re gonna make up stories, i.e. lie (which you never do unless you it’s for a good cause of course as you’ve just so deliciously mentioned above) at least try not to sound like a 5 year old girl whose jealous of another five year old girl in the playground, so she goes to another five year old girl and tell her that the other five year old girl said that she’s ugly , yet still the five year old girl didn’t believe her.
    Twosret,
    He’s just projecting his own racism towards indians. Isn’t it funny how limited his brain is just to think that we all look like indians :) . For your knowledge Craig, Egyptians come in every racial variety possible, from african dark to scandinavian blonds, the only race we don’t include is Asians, but judging the number of Chinese I saw in Egypt last time I was there, soon enough we’ll have the Asian looks too.

  224. Twosret says:

    Mohamed,

    I only joked with him once and said he is African-American it was a simple joke without any hidden meaning and he considered it an insult and still yell his lungs out at me that I think he is disfigured. I was like WHAT?

    Exactly like the above joke about feeding my family as in cooking, I was talking to CC and he jumps to say I pretend to be poor.

    I never claimed hot or any of this rubbish my Goodness!

  225. Twosret says:

    Sandape,

    Hate against Islam sure! of course I admit that :-)

  226. Adam B. says:

    Craig 221:

    “End of story is that you claimed you were an atheist.”

    He’s also claimed to be a muslim or at least by phrasing “admitted” to be a muslim – see the quote in post 26 under the topic “Everytime I Think I am out…”. End of story is he’ll make any claim he feels like, if it’ll support his ramblings at that particular moment, with complete disregard to what he has claimed before or will claim in the future.

    For crying out loud, the dude brands us as racists merely because we have serious issues with various aspects of the muslim culture, while at the same time claiming jews are liars by nature and universally hated by “God”… How can one even try to take that seriously? Why anyone feels any kinship towards him just because he/she disagrees with you or me is baffling…!

  227. Show me a quote where did I ever spoke negatively about someone’s skin color. I never called ANY Mohamed a hindu bastard…

    Right, you just said he looked like an Indian and laughed derisively about it. You want to play semantic word games? If I sent you back his picture would you recall it then, or would you still deny it? :o

    I only joked with him once and said he is African-American it was a simple joke without any hidden meaning…

    A joke? You said I was dark and swarthy and you didn’t understand how I thought I could pass as an anglo. You call that a joke? And the context of the blog topic where you told that “joke” was intended to make people think I was Jewish, and lying about it, not African-American.

    and he considered it an insult…

    Of course I think it was an insult. It *was* an insult. You wanted to convince people on my favorite blog (at the time) that I was mis-representing myself. And to make matters worse, all those people knew that we had been friends, so presumably you would know the truth. You pull that kind of malicious shit and then you try to pretend you didn’t mean any harm? And you pretend to care so much about Muslims, but then you spread malicious gossip about a Muslim woman who was your FRIEND in an effort to trash her reputation? You’re fucking disgusting, Twosret. And I won’t ever stop pointing that out.

    Mohamed, on what basis would you think I might consider Indians to be inferior to Egyptians? Assuming I am the racist you believe me to be, why would I think it was an insult to say an Egyptian looks like an Indian? As a white guy, do you somehow assume that I would feel more kinship for Egyptians, or something? Does that make sense to you? Anyway, the story I told is true. If Twosret denies it, then that is on her. Putting what she said and did on me, though? That’s on you, buddy. You know by now what kind of person Twosret is. She’s been spouting her bigotry on this blog for YEARS. You don’t want to admit she might be a bigot against even some Egyptians, right? lol. I should paraphrase the conversation we had about Alaa and his wife, eh? Wouldn’t be worth the trouble though, because you’d just decide not to believe it.

  228. How can one even try to take that seriously? Why anyone feels any kinship towards him just because he/she disagrees with you or me is baffling…!

    Sand Ape at least tries to be serious, sometimes, Adam. In that I consider him/her much better than the likes of Twosret or Mohamed.

  229. Sand Ape says:

    Craig go fish,

    ANSWER THE QUESTION ALREADY YOU FAKE ASS PROUD MARINE.

    TALKING ABOUT M16′s & SHIT HA HA HA HA WHEN YOU WERE A DISGRACE TO THE MARINE CORPS & PROBABLY DISHONORABLY DISCHARGED.

    So what is it Craig?
    Dishonorable discharge?
    Rank, a lowsy private or private first class?
    Less that 2 years in service & never saw any action?
    Still living with your mom?
    Wished the dice had rolled a little better for you in life?

    I am not trying to push any of your buttons, that would be violating a minor.

    Please ANSWER the Question. AH HA HA HA HA

    Your unscrupulous highness Sir

  230. Sand Ape says:

    Oh ya & BTW Craig,

    I thought I told you to never ever make a personal attack on anyone’s character from this blog again, are you thick or something?

    THE RESULT OF THE READERSHIP POLL IS:
    “Craig is big cry baby with so many personal issues & documented attacks on peoples character that you are innocent on the grounds of social incompetence.”

    As for CC, AgayPeter, Tedders, Zionists & Danish boy. You guys are all beyond tone deaf racists against Islam because it scares you & tickles you were you don’t like to be tickled.

    I got to hand it to Islam for doing that too you…may you guys bask in your own feces of hate for eternity you racist punks!

    TAKE THAT TO THE BANK!

  231. Jeez… it really upsets you a lot to see what a scumbag your virtual (or real?) friend Twosret is, eh? You just showed me another one of your emotional hot-buttons. You REALLY don’t like to be reminded what kind of people you’re hanging with :)

  232. PS to Mo – still waiting for your retraction and your explanation, for the lies you told about Islam while posing as a Muslim. You don’t plan on waiting a couple months so that you can revise the whole discussion into something it never was, do you? I mean, you NEVER do that, right? :P

  233. EgyPeter says:

    Thanks twosret for #201. You and tedders are the only two people on this blog that actually have an idea of who or what I am.

    Mohamed and Sand Ape, you both are total jackasses. “Inciting hatred?” Where have I ever incited hatred? lol. Keep putting words in my mouth.

    Unlike most in Egypt, I actually believe in Freedom of Religion. And yes, that includes Muslims. I don’t know why you keep assuming I hate normal Muslims, could it be the underlying hatred in YOUR heart for other faiths that you assume I have as well?

    Actually, sorry, I do have some hatred I must admit. It’s hatred for Fundamental Muslims. You know, the ones with the thick beard, zabeeba on their forehead and an evil stare in their eye, the ones who call for shariah and jizya and hate the fact that that there are still Christians roaming around their own homeland still. Yeah, I hate THOSE guys.

    Mohamed, you live in northern CA. Go find 1000 Copts and poll them on how they were treated in Egypt. Simply ask them, “Were you ever discriminated against in Egypt because of your faith.” Simple question, see what the results are for yourself. As if I’m some freaking delusional person here. lol.

  234. Sand Ape says:

    If you really are questioning ones integrity Craig, why don’t you answer the questions presented to you first regarding your short stint in the USMC?

    Then Mohamed or I will answer your question about your absurd claims.

    Seriously no joke..Mate.

    But be sure to give the exact chapters & verse numbers and all your hadiths in one shot, to set the record straight once & for all, so you don’t keep taking them all out of context as you have been doing all your life.

    The same goes for your contempt for the Bible as well..

    I will present them to a respectful unbiased non racist teenager & he will be able to answer them all hands down. It’s simple, unbiased minds are able to think objectively while biased minds are not.

    I promise not to try & convince you of anything like Mohamed is a Muslim male or anything, because we all know he is a female Copt. Or that I am not really a computer transmitting from France because we all know that I am a calculator transmitting from Iran that just knows how to push your buttons perfectly.

    keep in mind we are just doing it out of amusement as we will undoubtedly consider it an exercise against racism & ignorance, by closing studying our most entertaining specimen which is you Craig.

    As you affirmed at least I try & be serious sometimes don’t I?

  235. EgyPeter says:

    All these people are probably ‘inciting hatred’ too…

    http://www.almasry-alyoum.com/article2.aspx?ArticleID=205332

  236. Sand Ape says:

    EgyPeter since you put it that way, as far as your hate is concerned then fine. I can understand you are against fundamentalists Muslims just as most decent human beings are against fundamentalist anything may it be Jews, Christians, Muslims etc.

    I am more or less caught in a bubble between being a non practising Copt & a non practising Muslim. FYI there are many like me so please stop trying to make them favor Islam due to your bitterness against Islam dude by spoiling the image of Copts while actually thinking you are defending them. Don’t you think it would be far more decent to use proper language & dialogue instead of the condescending snarkiness? On many occasions you used faulty language to generalize Muslims. There is no need to insult anyone, that behavior is so God damn far away from practical Coptic teachings it is absurd.

    Even Mohamed whom you disagree with never cusses. I understand that hate for Judaism & Islam are two huge industries these a days and there are many Captains of industries.

    Copts only say they wish they had it just a little better in Egypt once they see that even Muslims and all humanity pretty much has no rights and gets in the ass.
    After all 90% of Egyptians are Muslim but aren’t the fundamentalists you are talking about?

    There are no fundamentalists here in the first place, so whats your point?

  237. Sand Ape says:

    The meeting discussed all matters relating to the work of the Coptic immigrants and how to avoid mistakes of the past. *MISTAKES OF THE PAST*
    They said they would start procedures to establish a Coptic organization that can demonstrate the powers of the immigrant Copts individually and collectively. *INDEPENDENTLY* is the only way to.
    Sounds like these copts will unilaterally break off from its predecessor if their demands are not met.

    Dude, with out cussing I am able to totally agree with you that article II of the Constitution that stipulates Islam as the religion of the State, and Islamic Shariah as the main source of legislation, is completely and utterly retarded and a God damn lie.

    Egypt can’t even maintain a decent waste disposal system so how in the hell do you expect anything better than of them?

  238. Hi Peter long time…Hope all is well.

    “As for CC, AgayPeter, Tedders, Zionists & Danish boy. You guys are all beyond tone deaf racists against Islam because it scares you & tickles you were you don’t like to be tickled”

    Racist because I showed your statements to be out and out lies? Thats one thing about Muslims the minute they get caught in a lie or they have the hateful speech and diatribe in their holy books questioned they yell and cry Islamophobia instead of sticking to the issues. You’re quick to yell discrimination and Islamophobe when its (Islam’s) blatant bigotry, sexism and double standards are pointed out. You opened this can of worms when you suggested that Islam not only allowed befriending Jews and Muslims (the approved religions lol) but allowed marrying them. On both instances you had your tail stuffed between your legs for you.

    Craig can you please clarify “Notice how the Copt ring leader and the two crypto-Christians stand shoulder to shoulder on this blog.”

    Sandshit and Mo care to explain why this kind of thing happens with amazing regularity http://www.alarabiya.net/articles/2009/04/02/69743.html you might also want to read the readers response and feedback. If thats a sampling of the population WTF is wrong with them/you? Any other religion form a lynching mob when a person decides to change religion or practice an “unapproved” one? There are Muslim countries that have apostasy laws that call for execution of converts. Egypt’s National ID has just recently allowed Bahai’s to put a blank since its not an approved religion and converts back to Christianity have to put “previously muslim” in the religion category, yet you two clowns have the audacity to utter racist and Islamophobe.

    “Sand Ape,
    You couldn’t imagine bro what kind of restraint it takes to prevent myself from throwing the entire egyptian gutter profanity dictionary at those psychos, but seriously, thanks for noticing that.”

    I’m scared my feelings are really hurt by the threat of another trash talking scumbag

    Here let me leave you with one last bit of amusing reading :

    http://www.marwarakha.com/plugins/p2_news/printarticle.php?p2_articleid=131

  239. http://www.hrw.org/en/reports/2007/11/11/prohibited-identities

    “In this 98-page report, Human Rights Watch and the EIPR document how Ministry of Interior officials systematically prevent Baha’is and converts from Islam from registering their actual religious belief in national identity documents, birth certificates, and other essential papers. They do this based not on any Egyptian law, but on their interpretation of Islamic law, or Sharia. This denial can have far-reaching consequences for the daily lives of those affected, including choosing a spouse, educating one’s children, or conducting the most basic financial and other transactions”

  240. EgyPeter says:

    CC – What’s up buddy. Hope you are well.

    Sand Ape – Well, that makes me happy that you think Article 2 of the Egyptian constitution is as ridiculous as I do. It’s laughably discriminatory. Sadat put it in there to placate the fundamentalists and they still murdered him. There was no consultation on that amendment. There was no referendum. He just stuck it in there cause he was Pharaoh, and the fundies were pissed about befriending Israel.

    Due to state run Egyptian media, there is a TON of misinformation on what expatriate Copts are doing abroad. Egypt’s media slams them forwards and backwards accusing them of some of the most ridiculous shit. Israeli spys. Kafrah. Exaggerators. Liars and everything in between. But what they really want isn’t much different from what most moderate, secular Muslims in Egypt want. And now we’re starting to see MUCH more coordination between Copts and moderate Muslims here in the US. It’s great, here in the US, most Muslims are moderate. But the BIG question is, what’s the situation in Egypt? How many true moderates are there? And are the moderates on the upswing or the downswing of the pendulum. From what I can see is that the Ikwan’s numbers and clout are on the rise in Egypt…not good.

  241. Adam B. says:

    CC:

    “Racist because I showed your statements to be out and out lies?”

    Don’t sweat it – Sand Ape is a total loon, who have spewed out racist remarks right and left on this blog for the last six months, and yet accuses others of racism as soon as they expose one of his lies or even just disagree with his extremist views… No reason to take him seriously whatsoever. :D

  242. Sand Ape says:

    I will let the facts speak for themselves. You guys are doing more harm to your cause than you know although your hearts might be in the right place.

    CC try & be civilized here OK, I really don’t know what the hell you are talking about regarding this morsel:

    “Racist because I showed your statements to be out and out lies? ”

    I know your not talking about anything I said, I think you are referring to Mohamed. But that didn’t stop the stale danish from tryna rub some sticky jam on me lol.

    Thats one thing about Muslims (again who are you calling Muslim dude?) the minute they get caught in a lie or they have the hateful speech and diatribe in their holy books questioned they yell and cry Islamophobia instead of sticking to the issues. You’re quick to yell discrimination and Islamophobia when its (Islam’s) blatant bigotry, sexism and double standards are pointed out.

    You opened this can of worms when you suggested that Islam not only allowed befriending Jews and Muslims (the approved religions lol) but allowed marrying them. On both instances you had your tail stuffed between your legs for you.” (I think you are addressing Mohamed here, or otherwise I am seriously confused?) Even if you are addressing mohamed, that is hardly the case.

  243. Sand Ape says:

    BTW MISSION ACCOPMLISHED, Dane Boy is still foaming at the mouth til now. I messed with his mind so bad that he can’t get rid of the taste in his mind & even tags me in his sleep. Just to wake up to drink his coffee to visit here and whine some more ha ha who said fighting on the net is for fools if you can deliver blows like that.

    “It’s called putting them in the calcutta hot seat – for those who think they are truly elite”

  244. Sand Ape says:

    OK I’m really glad Egypeter has some sort of an objectivity in his brain left after so many years, let’s hope cc will follow suit. Then who knows, once Israel is removed from the equation, maybe this whole blog will follow suit as well.

    Even Craig & Daneboy, once they get over the shock of losing a cussing battle to a short tempered mouth piece like myself.

    Can’t we all get along, I will even pay the therapy bills & do community work. I even visited Israel on the recommendation of the Egyptian government, now what in the hell else do I gotta do?

    LEAD BY EXAMPLE FOLKS — WE ALL FORGET THE PAST — SHOW SOME LOVE!

  245. Twosret says:

    I am very happy to see that we are starting a dialogue, please keep it up. One of the main problems with the virtual communication is that it is very EASILY MISUNDERSTOOD. I am going through a very tough situation personally due to the lack of facial expressions and one on one contact.

    I don’t believe that Mohamed would be mean and disrespectful to any copt here, I think maybe Egypeter and CC comes across like they are talking about ALL Muslims this is why some Muslims and even me feel that it is unfair to paint ALL Muslims the same.

    We all agree that ALL Egyptians are treated unfairly especially Copts as they don’t have their rights since they don’t follow the Shaariaa’ law.

    I hope we remain positive and try to discuss the real issues rather than insult each other.

  246. Sand Ape says:

    WOW, nicely said TWOSRET :

    “We all agree that ALL Egyptians are treated unfairly especially Copts as they don’t have their rights since they don’t follow the Shaariaa’ law.

    I hope we remain positive and try to discuss the real issues rather than insult each other.”

  247. Adam B. says:

    Sand Ape, for some reason you keep confusing foaming at the mouth with knee-slapping amusement…! :D

    Really, I think you’re hilarious, but I just feel some odd responsibility towards making sure that others don’t make the mistake of taking you seríously. After all, you ARE a lying hypocrite, but it’s not so bad when one realize that you’re just a clown… :)

    “…once they get over the shock of losing a cussing battle…”

    No doubt, I’ll always loose a cussin’ battle against the likes of you – fortunately, I never lower myself to that level; I’ll just stand up here and laugh at your antics! :D

  248. Twosret says:

    Troll ignore alert!

  249. Adam B. says:

    Another intellectual gem from Twosret… :D

  250. Sand Ape says:

    HA HA THANK YOU TWORSET,

    Finally a little bit of agreement on who the trolls are here.

    TALK ABOUT RESIDENT MISFITS who will do whatever they can to sabotage dialogue between two parties as long as they have a personal issue with one of them. Talk about a disgruntled victim huh?

    Quite the distinguished morsel of flustered karma that little Adam is. Even though I am not addressing him what-so-ever, he still hyperventilates and mentions me. Kinda like the Craig thing with you. I swear I had no idea I would ever piss him off that bad really! But like I said who say’s fighting on the net is for idiots when you can deliver blows like that.

  251. Mohamed says:

    I want Craig, where’s Craig, Adam , CC and Egypeter are super lame, please Craig, say anything :(

  252. Adam B. says:

    “Dane Boy”

    Hmm… Well then, I guess you were addressing some other danish fellow on this blog then? Haven’t seen one in a while, though…

    Never mind, I still find your ramblings incredibly amusing – keep it coming! :D

    Mohamed: Sorry to disappoint – let’s hope Craig will be back to play with you shortly…

  253. Twosret says:

    Mohamed stop it! as bj would say….go to your room now!!! :-)

    SandApe ignore please don’t say a word.

    looking for bj to come and put us all in time out lol

  254. Sand Ape says:
  255. Twosret,
    Ok, send me to my room and I’ll start screaming.
    Sand Ape,
    Good choice bro, don’t get sucked in a religious argument with such pathological minds, they just hate because they had pathological parents who fed them that a long time ago, you can’t change them. You’re a way better person than them, so as Twosret just said, ignore :)

  256. Sand Ape says:

    : )

  257. Sand Ape.

    I got to hand it to Islam for doing that too you…may you guys bask in your own feces of hate for eternity you racist punks!

    That’s some pretty colorful language, for a guy who claims he never curses, wouldn’t you say? :D

    In case you never actually looked up the word “curse” that statement is a fine example of one. So, once again… you lie *shrug*

    CarpetCaptain,

    Craig can you please clarify “Notice how the Copt ring leader and the two crypto-Christians stand shoulder to shoulder on this blog.”

    Sure. Twosret is a Copt. Her crypto-Christian sidekicks are SandApe (who seems to have just admitted it, in a round about way, in comment #237) and Mohamed, who pretends to be Muslim but clearly isn’t.

    Mohamed,

    Good choice bro, don’t get sucked in a religious argument with such pathological minds…

    How come it wasn’t until after you got got telling lies about the Quran that you decided to take the high ground and not argue about religion? lol.

    I do enjoy watching people who are guilty of the most vicious possible behavior pretending that they are morally correct, though. Thanks for showing everyone who you really are :)

  258. I don’t believe that Mohamed would be mean and disrespectful to any…

    You? Vouching for the good conduct of your partners in crime? Too funny, Twosret :p

  259. PS to Twosret: That charming little “joke” you told where you implied I was lying about my ethnicity was shortly AFTER you and I agreed to stop attacking each-other, here on Sandmonkey’s blog. It didn’t take you long to come and find me at the one place you knew I’d be, and the one place where you knew you could hurt me the worst, and break your word. Did it? So take that “can’t we all just get along” crap and shove it where the sun don’t shine.

  260. Fathi Troll alert!

  261. Mohamed says:

    Twosret,
    He’s taking this thing too seriously, he just wouldn’t give up, which is terrific for me. Please Craig, never change, and don’t you ever to listen to the billion people a day telling you to get a life, believe me, it’s overrated. Pettiness and childish behavior suit you way more.

  262. EgyPeter says:

    Good news from Egypt.

    CAIRO (AFP) – Egyptian villagers have set fire to Bahai homes after a member of the religion said on television the village was “full of Bahais,” the latest incident to reflect religious tensions in the country.

    Furious villagers rampaged through Sharoniyah, near Sohag in southern Egypt, on Monday and Tuesday, setting fire to and damaging four Bahai homes, a security official told AFP, asking not to be named.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090402/wl_mideast_afp/egyptreligionbahairightsunrest2ndlead_20090402141745

    Those few thousand Bahais in Egypt are dangerous, a threat to national security and definitely a threat to Islam. Let’s go burn them!

  263. Mohamed says:

    I don’t know Egypeter, it’s quiet obvious that horrible incidents like this just make you salivate and gloat about horrible Egypt is, I bet when you read about such tragedy, it just makes your day. You’re just a really horrible person. Sorry Twosret, but this guy’s void of any kind of human decency.

  264. Twosret says:

    Mohamed,

    The incident itself is horrifying but so as criminals who shoot at churches here in the US
    Sohag is in upper Egypt, problmatic area with poor education and ignorance, same as cut
    Ans shoot, Texas where KKK march and tie the hispanic people on their chairs in front of their houses.
    I think the question would be, why is Egypeter bringing this to our attention. Would he have posted the same negative news. About the US.

    I am assuming the answer will be yes, he is just passionate about his cause which is justice to everyone.

    This was posted from my BB while doing my nails :-) so if the format looks funky I apologize.

    PS how r u feeling? Going thru the same blues u r going thru :-(

  265. EgyPeter says:

    Incidents like I just posted make me happy?? Are you an idiot, Mohamed?!!

    What’s wrong with you? Are you of the type that likes to keep Egypt’s ‘business’ on the hush hush? There’s a huge segment of Egyptians that get embarrassed when anyone uncovers the veil on Egypt. Well, I for one, am intent on exposing what’s really happening in Egypt. You don’t like it, tough shit. Btw, all it took was going to Al Masry Al Yom’s webpage. Anybody can do it.

    Mohamed. YOU are the one void of any human decency. Not me :)

    And twosret, I condemn the crazy asshole(s) that shot and killed those innocent people in NY today too. The HUGE difference is that criminals in the US are brought to justice, where the exact opposite usually occurs in Egypt.

  266. Mohamed says:

    Thanks a lot for asking Twosret. Unfortunately there’s no magic bullet for these things, they’ll just take their time, I just don’t want to take like forever to get over it, days are still too much, weeks or months would be sort of hell on earth. Still, I enjoy the bright side of each day, like my nephew and Craig.
    Nooooooooooo Twosret, he would never have the courage or the integrity to post anything negative about the US or anything that’s not moslem, I’d bet my life on that.

  267. Twosret says:

    Mohamed,

    Hang in there buddy :)

    Egypeter,

    what might create a misunderstanding, is that most of the time when you post on SM you don’t condemn events in the US so some people might think you are only after Muslims in Egypt.

    I would have to disagree that the legal system in Egypt is totally corrupt. If you are exposed closely to the US legal system it is not fair either and not all criminals get the Justice they deserve. I respect the Judges and courts in Egypt and think they do a good job with the limited resources provided.

    On the other hand I totally distrust the Police in Egypt.

  268. EgyPeter says:

    Mohamed, as if you know shit about me.

  269. EgyPeter says:

    Two, are people storming and burning houses in the US because they don’t like their religion?? How many Bahaii homes have been torched in Texas?

    If American Jews were storming and burning American Muslim homes you bet I would condemn it! But you see, these events don’t happen here. They happen in Egypt ALL the time….hence, my incessant posting about it.

  270. Sand Ape says:

    Craig, see post 53 on ‘everytime I think I am out.’

    Good Luck

  271. I’m good Peter…hope all is well on your end. I’ve lost the password to that email address you had, i’ll set up a new one and fire it off to you.

    “Incidents like I just posted make me happy?? Are you an idiot, Mohamed?!!”

    Are you starting to get slow on me Peter…..of course he’s a fucking idiot! Read his thread alone.

    Turette: You honestly can bring your deluded self to compare the Egyptian justice system with that of anywhere in the civilized world…..you’re being facetious right?

    Lets see SandAss and Mo; This week in Egypt, Bahai houses burned in Sohag, Copts’ houses and business torched in Alexandria and a man and woman were sentenced to 7 years for swinging! Turette here are a few excerpts from what the judge’s comments when handing down the sentence http://www.almasry-alyoum.com/article2.aspx?ArticleID=205731 what kind of bullshit banana republic judge would increase the sentence because the swapped wives in ramadan or eid?

    Craig thanks for the clarification.

    Turette are you related to Nabil Bebawy by any chance? Remind me to ask you the next time we talk, I’m starting to wonder about you!

  272. Turette while you’re making comparisons here’s 32 people that got arrested this week for holding prayer in a home because they will not allow them to build a church

    http://www.almasry-alyoum.com/article2.aspx?ArticleID=205599&IssueID=1365

    And a copt sentenced to 1 month in jail for murder :

    http://www.almasry-alyoum.com/article2.aspx?ArticleID=205675&IssueID=1366

    Hows that Justic looking so far?