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The Anna Nicole Smith Biopic??

Cause, you know, it's not like you didn't hear of her every day for the past two years and you are not sick from the sound of her name pronounced or anything. No, sure, let's make a biopic!

Altough, honestly, that would make a really freaky movie! It would resemble some David Lynch crap. I am not sure it would be believable. you know? 

The Fantastic Clooney

The LA Times has this article protraying George Clooney as this astute political animal and observer. Their proof? Well…

He subscribes to two newspapers and can quote the top political
columnists. He remembers the dialogue from old political debates, and
he does a great impersonation of Democratic strategist James Carville.

Dude, he subscribes to two newspaper. TWO! And he can quote what people say in them too. No wonder the newspaper is impressed. As one of my friends put it, by Hollywood standards that makes him a freakin genius.

Clooney for President anyone? 

Jermain wants Jackson to become muslim

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO. NO! HELL NO. Please dear god NO! We don't need anymore freaks!

Hey, MJ, why not scientology? Scientology is nice. It has space aliens and shit. You like that, don't you Moonwalker? So stay away from Islam, which has no aliens and promises you lots of women (Double "Ewwwww" for you I am sure), and move towards Scientology, where I am sure Tom Cruise and John Travolta will take you into their bosoms immedietly. Oh god, mental image. Why do I do that to myself? 

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