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Spreading Apartheid discourse

Nizo, the hilarious palestinian gay blogger, finally gives in to peer pressure!

McCain on Twitter

Oh, John, you should know the answer to your question by now!

God bless the morons

The Dilbert blog understands me completely when it comes to this "stimulus package" business:

Our government is preparing to pass something called a stimulus
package. According to the experts, this stimulus package won't directly
stimulate much of anything in the short term, when we need it. But with
any luck it will bamboozle a hundred million morons into thinking [...]

20th century Fox twitter account

Ok, so it's totally fake, but it made me wish it was real.
Favorite Tweet: Wasn't Marley & Me cute? And don't worry, your kids had to learn about dog euthanasia sooner or later! about 8 hours ago from web
You best enjoy it before the big bad lawyers of Murdoch sue the pants off those people, [...]

The world’s most annoying financial crisis

Is happening in Argentine as we speak, and it's kinda funny!

You will get kidnapped in Mexico

I mean, if the US anti-kidnapping expert got kidnapped, what chance do you have? Also, can we please remove that title from him if he gets released? It's kinda embarrassing at this point!

Typical Egyptian Male Behavior

I don't agree with all of them, but I will be damned if Mayo did not hit some nails on their heads. My Favorites:

1.He lost all his savings; Stock Market, Rayan, Private Business, you name it.
3. You are not allowed to do what he does. And that ranges from the simple issues of smoking and friends of [...]

The Democratic Primaries inevtiable conclusion!

The questions you didn’t know Zawhiri answerd

For example:

Dear Ayman al-Zawahiri:
I am a journalist for the U.S. publication Tiger Beat. When I
heard you would be taking Web questions, I was like OMG, I totes have
to write to him!!! Here are three questions we’re asking celebrities
this month:
1. If you could be any character on “Gossip Girl,” who would you be?
2. Who would be [...]

How Hillary can still win

Well…..

Texans are wussies!

From the Petraeus testimony:

Petraeus to Chris Dodd: "Every Iraqi is allowed an AK-47 in his house, by law."

I want one!

So not fair. hmmph! 

Prophet Mohamed, described

What the man looked like, at least according to this Facebook Group:

Name : Muhammad (PBUH) Ibn Abdillah Ibn Abdelmottaleb Ibn Hashim.Place of birth : Makkah.
Skin color : Moderate between dark and white , when he's subjected to sun it gets slightly red.
Facial describtion : His face was like a full moon , when he is [...]

The Kabobfest inner conflict

In what could be Kabobfest a hoax (and god knows they are not above it), an ex-Kabobfester started an anti-Kabobfest website, even creating an Urban Dictionary entry on the definition of Kabobfest:
amalgamation of pseudo-bohemian, kuffiyeh wearing, proto-typical
non-conformists who identify as being either Arab or Muslim-friendly
within a post-9-11 context and sit around all [...]

How to overcome masturbation

The Mormon Way!

Relationship Obituaries

Just got out of a break up? Go write yours today!

The Iraqi WMD’s are in Jordan

Or so says Huckabee. Don;t you just love Huckabee? Total clueless Idiot who knows nothing about what he is talking about, but you just can;t help but love him. Oh, and bad Jordan. Very bad Jordan.

The Quick Mitt Quiz

Take it, unless you are allergic to pandering! There is a lot of it in those answers.

Seen in Egypt

He really heats you! 

The French Facebook Prank

This is actually quite funny!

Egypt to copyright Pyramids

Oh yes. Zahi Hawass, our favorite media-whore, has brain-farted again. Yay:

In a potential blow to themed resorts from Vegas to Tokyo, Egypt is
to pass a law requiring payment of royalties whenever its ancient
monuments, from the pyramids to the sphinx, are reproduced.
Zahi
Hawass, the charismatic and controversial head of Egypt's Supreme
Council of Antiquities, told AFP on [...]