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Omar Bakri’s duaghter is a stripper

( Cool and Jihady Fucks )

Praise Allah:

As the daughter of firebrand cleric Omar Bakri Mohammed, Yasmin Fostok might be expected to share his fanatical beliefs.

But the radical Muslim's daughter has ditched his extreme interpretation of Islam  -  as well as most of her clothing.

The busty blonde has been revealed as a topless, tattooed pole dancer.
The 26-year-old single mother has been [...]

BlogIraq is dead

A light turns out in Baghdad! God be with his family and friends!

What Saad Al Harriri should’ve done

( A.P.U. and Islam and Jihady Fucks and Lebanon )

Today is the day Michael Sulliman gets appointed president of Lebanon, ending a tumultuous  year of political instability in Lebanon. We won't discuss here the compromise they've achieved, because I am sick and tired of watching M14 get their asses handed to them and then have them smile to the camera and claim that they [...]

The Beirut Media dance

So we are finally there. Finally, after 3 years of pussyfooting, it's here. Oh boy, where do I begin?
Well, now that the gloves are off, we have become aware of 3 very important facts:
1) Hezbollah has lost its mind and decided to turn their weapons against the lebanese population.
2) Amal and the SSNP have [...]

Iran is behind the 9/11 zionist conspiracy

( 9/11 and Iran and Jihady Fucks and PIGS FLYING )

Ayamn Al Zawahry comes in the defense of the Jewish state , and he is blaming the conspiracy talk on Iran and Hezbollah. Imagine that!

Osama bin Laden's chief deputy on Tuesday denied a theory that Israel carried out the Sept. 11 attacks and blamed Iran and Shiite Hezbollah for spreading the idea to discredit [...]

Young on academic apologists for Islamist groups

Dude has their number down cold..

First,
does Nasrallah believe? The answer would seem to be obvious. Rarely
does the Sayyed utter a phrase that analysts will not quote with a
rider firmly informing us that he says what he means and means what he
says. One can certainly find quite numerous exceptions to that rule,
particularly when Nasrallah pronounces on [...]

There is an egyptian Hezbollah?

Oh yay!

IT’S BAAAAAAACKKKKKKK!!!

Yay for the return of the MCS epidemic. We needed some crazy Jiahdy fucks running around and trying to kill people for drawing cartoons. It was getting boring over here!

Dilemma

What to do with those people?

Sources at Ezz Eddin al-Qassam militias, the military wing of Hamas,
said 2000 Egyptians belonging to Salafist and Jihad groups have entered
the Gaza Strip in the past few days after the opening of the Rafah
crossing to join the resistance and struggle against Israel.
The
sources told al-Masry al-Youm that these groups met with [...]

Benazeer Bhutto assassinated by Al Qaeda

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Former Pakistani PM and Opposition Leader Benazeer Bhutto just got assassinated 40 minutes ago. She was shot by a gunman who proceeded to blow himself up after shooting her, killing 20 others as well.

A party security adviser said Bhutto was shot in neck and chest as she got into her vehicle to leave [...]

Ask Zawahiri anything

It's the Youtube debate for Jihadies. Send the questions you've always wanted to ask to Zawahiri ("So which is it? Boxers or Briefs?") and he will answer them in his next video probably. Achieve fame and fortune, and have your name linked to Zawahiri until he dies. Ideal for people who would hate to [...]

A Hamas Media Fun Park and Israeli genius

From the same people who brought you the Hamas Boyband, we present you with the Hamas Media City and amusement park. for reals:

If you believe the building plans, "Media City" will be a Disneyland
fused with Hollywood and the CNN Centre on the shores of the
Mediterranean.
There's only one catch: it's in the Gaza Strip.
[...]
And [...]

On the Jihad revisions

Al Masry Al Youm newspaper has been running for about a week now a number of documents titled the Jihad revisions, where Ayman Al Zawahiri's old buddy, and the architect of modern Jihady perspective, Dr. Sayed Imam aka Dr. Fadl, decides to correct the misconceptions of Today's youth, and instead publishes his latest Brainfart [...]

They got it wrong

I was checking out Al Masry Al youm's limnited English section when I found this article:

In his speech at the symposium organized by the cultural committee of
the Syndicate of Journalists the day before last, Dr Mohamed Kamal
Imam, Professor and Chairman of the Islamic Sharia Department at the
Faculty of Law of the University of Alexandria, said [...]

Plan US takeover

The Muslim Brotherhood have a plan to take over the US and it's found out in detail. The Plan also affirms that the MB members should beware of inflitration by the CIA, the Zionists and the..ehh..Free Masons??? They are a threat? To the MB?
I am confused! 

Osama, the leftist?

( 9/11 and Jihady Fucks and WTF? )

Did any of you read his speech's transcript? I thought I was the only one who saw parallels, but apparently not:

And Iraq and Afghanistan and their tragedies; and the
reeling of many of you under the burden of interest-related debts,
insane taxes and real estate mortgages; global warming and its woes;
and the abject poverty and tragic [...]

Ossama’s beard, revisited

Sully gives our favorite Jihady some "grooming tips", regarding the state of his very controversial beard!

The Bin Laden Question

Well, the Intelligence community is looking for the answer. And no, no, it's not the question of where he is hiding. We all know he is hiding in wazirstan, and that he is alive and well, so well he married last year Hala el shobohsky from the saudi shobokshy family, so that question is no [...]

Bombs, Bombs, everywhere

( Egypt and Jihady Fucks and Lebanon )

A suicide bomber nabbed in Egypt, who went to Al Azhar University. Just so we can keep count, Al Azhar has produced a "Blasphemer", a "Gay apostate christian convert zionist spy" and a suicidebomber! Fantastic!
Oh, and they found a bomb at the American University in Beirut. Sure, it's 200 grams of TNT, but [...]

Egypt Linkdump

Sweden reverses an expulsion order against an egyptian former terror suspect. With the story of Abu Omar out, who could blame them?
The Egyptian government lashes out against critics of the AbdelKarim verdict. After all, how dare those HR people have a differing opinion than that of the egyptian government? Blasphemy!

But it's not [...]